It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (season 12)

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American television sitcom on FX. It moved to FXX beginning with the ninth season. The series follows the exploits of "The Gang", a group of self-centered friends who run the Irish bar Paddy's Pub in South Philadelphia.

The Gang Turns Black [12.1]


The Gang Goes to a Water Park [12.2]


Old Lady House: A Situation Comedy [12.3]

Dennis: That’s weird, because the situation really isn’t funny.
Mac: I know, but the laughing tells me when it’s funny.

Frank: Having those other people laugh tells me when I should laugh.
Dennis: And the music I added makes you know that it’s light!

Wolf Cola: A Public Relations Nightmare [12.4]

Frank: You know what, Chet. Can I say something?
Dennis: I think you've said enough
Frank: You have to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al Queda. Paris, that was ISIS. Boko Haram is focusing... they're doing Africa. There are mosquitoes down there that are bigger terrorist than Boko Haram.

Making Dennis Reynolds a Murderer [12.5]


Hero or Hate Crime? [12.6]

Charlie: Oh, man, look at this. Dog shit.
Mac: Did you just step in that on purpose?
Charlie: Oh, no, I just... you know, I didn't really see it.
Mac: You pointed it out to me!

Charlie: All right, fine. I voluntarily stepped in the dog shit so that I would smell of dog shit. Happy?
Dennis: Less happy. Why would it make me happy?
Charlie: I was trying to cover up the smell of the skunk that I let spray me so that there would be no questions.
Dennis: Well, now I have more questions.
Charlie: Of course you do.
Dennis: Like, why did you let a skunk spray you?
Charlie: To cover the smell of cologne, man.
Dennis: Oh, man. You know what? Go to the beginning. Go to the first smell! The first smell that begat all the other smells!
Charlie: The first smell was cigarettes! I 've been smoking with Dee! All right?

PTSDee [12.7]


[Dee after tricking Mike to strip on top of his own daughter]

Dee: [Laughing] I got you! I got you! I'm your rock bottom? I'm your rock. That's your rock bottom, sticking your dick in your daughter's face, you son of a bitch.

The Gang Tends Bar [12.8]

Rickety Cricket: You guys mind if I go in the bathroom and smoke some PCP?

A Cricket's Tale [12.9]


Dennis' Double Life [12.10]

Charlie: I've tried everything for years with you. And I just at this point, I just don't know what else to say.
Waitress: Oh, my God! Stop saying things to me. Don't you understand that this is never gonna happen, so let it go.
Charlie: Look, why? You won't ever tell me why. You just say no, and you won't give me a shot. I don't understand what's so terrible about me.
Waitress: What's so great about me, Charlie? What's wrong with you? Why are you so obsessed with me? I mean, you said it yourself, I'm a mess. So, why don't you just go find somebody better?
Charlie: Well... 'cause there is no one better. And I love you.