It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (season 8)
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American television sitcom on FX. It moved to FXX beginning with the ninth season. The series follows the exploits of "The Gang", a group of self-centered friends who run the Irish bar Paddy's Pub in South Philadelphia.
- 1 Pop-Pop: The Final Solution [8.1]
- 2 The Gang Recycles Their Trash [8.2]
- 3 The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre [8.3]
- 4 Charlie and Dee Find Love [8.4]
- 5 The Gang Gets Analyzed [8.5]
- 6 Charlie's Mom Has Cancer [8.6]
- 7 Frank's Back in Business [8.7]
- 8 Charlie Rules the World [8.8]
- 9 The Gang Dines Out [8.9]
- 10 Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense [8.10]
Pop-Pop: The Final Solution [8.1]
- Mac: [wearing goggles] Now I can determine a subject's threat level without him being able to feel my retinal assessment.
- Charlie: Which is a great advantage because the guy can't see how scared Mac is.
- Mac: Yes, and- No, that's not what it's about.
- Charlie: Oh, I thought you were scared every time...
- Mac: That's classified!
The Gang Recycles Their Trash [8.2]
- Dennis: Guys, we're forsaking the group dynamic, okay? And truthfully, Charlie, come on. I mean, nobody wants a wild card, okay? It doesn't make any sense. We don't want a maniac in our group. There's no benefit to it.
- Charlie: Mm-hmm.
- Dennis: Uh, I feel like you just agreed with me but you weren't listening to what I was saying.
- Charlie: Yes... [points to Mac and Dennis]
- Mac: You pointed at me like I said something but I didn't.
- Charlie: Oh, good.
- Mac: Charlie, having someone making wild decisions that make no sense, that benefits nobody.
- Charlie: Oh, yes. Right, yes.
- Dennis: Is he listen...?
- Mac: He's listening. He's not understanding.
- Charlie: Yeah, he doesn't even, like, get us, man. It's...
- Dennis: We're talking about you!
The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre [8.3]
Charlie and Dee Find Love [8.4]
The Gang Gets Analyzed [8.5]
Charlie's Mom Has Cancer [8.6]
Frank's Back in Business [8.7]
- Dennis: Charlie can't read.
- Frank: He'll adapt.
- Dennis: He'll adapt to reading?
- Asian Boy: Oh, hey, you must be Mr. LeFeve?
- Dennis: Uh, yeah, that's me.
- Asian Boy: Surprise. I'm all yours. I was told there'd just be one, but I can take both of you. Might get a little sore, but I'll manage.
- Mac: Okay, well, I'm out of here.
- Dennis: Okay. Wait. What? Hey, hey, where you going?
- Mac: LeFeve's into banging little Asian boys, so we're done, right?
- Dennis: If we're gonna do this thing, we need to see things through.
- Mac: Dennis, are you gonna have sex with a tiny Asian boy?
- Dennis: I'm gonna see how far I can go.
- Shareholder: Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. If Brian LeFeve is dead... then who the hell are these people?
- Dennis: Just a couple of people who totally got off, bro.
- Dee: What? You did? Are you serious? Just... during this?
- Dennis: Big time, yeah. Oh, yeah, I got off a couple times when we were watching the video presentation. Then when he called me out for not being Brian LeFeve? Whoo, that got me big time. Oh, man, did I get off. Yeah, and then he showed the finger. That was the big one.
- Dee: A dead finger got you off?
- Dennis: That was the climax, really.
- Dee: I am so confused.
- Dennis: Oh, my God, it was amazing. It was mostly sexual.
Charlie Rules the World [8.8]
The Gang Dines Out [8.9]
Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense [8.10]
- Mac: Just give me 15 minutes. I'm finished, guys!
- Dennis: Jesus Christ.
- Mac: I'm finished. Now, this is all about making myself credible in your eyes again, and I'm gonna do that by admitting that evolution... is a lie!
- Dennis: Yes, please do, Mac.
- Mac: Now, as you can see, this is the Evolution Meter. And I've put God, the creator of everything, on the right side. And evolution... on the left. I went ahead and put you guys all on the fence, 'cause of course you're gonna..
- Dennis: Actually, no. Let's start where I would start.
- Mac: No matter. I'm righteous. I'm not gonna stand here, present some egghead scientific argument based on fact. I'm just a regular dude. I like to drink beer. You know, I love my family. Rock, flag, and eagle, right, Charlie?
- Charlie: He's got a point.
- Dennis: No, he doesn't.
- Mac: What? See, Charlie? These liberals are trying to assassinate my character. And I can't change their mind. I won't change my mind, 'cause I don't have to. 'Cause I'm an American. I won't change my mind on anything, regardless of the facts that are set out before me. I'm dug in, and I'll never change.
- Dennis: Mac, look. You're wasting our time. You're not gonna get us to not believe in evolution.
- Mac: And why is that?
- Dennis: Because the smartest scientists in the entire world all agree that it's real.
- Mac: I'm glad you brought that up, because, Mr. Reynolds, science... is a liar sometimes.[Bell rings and mac unveils another poster board] This... is Aristotle. Thought to be the smartest man on the planet. He believed that the Earth was the center of the universe, and everybody believed him, because he was so smart. Until another smartest guy came around, Galileo, and he disproved that theory, making Aristotle and everybody else on Earth look like a... bitch. [Bell rings] 'Course, Galileo then thought comets were an optical illusion, and there was no way that the moon could cause the ocean's tides. Everybody believed that because he was so smart. He was also wrong, making him and everyone else on Earth look like a bitch again! And then, best of all... Sir Isaac Newton gets born, and blows everybody's nips off with his big brains. 'Course, he also thought he could turn metal into gold, and died eating mercury, making him yet another stupid... bitch! Are you seeing a pattern?
- Dennis: No.
- Mac: Mr. Reynolds, these were all the smartest scientists on the planet. Only problem is, they kept being wrong. Sometimes.
- Dennis: This is insane, you fool.
- Mac: I'm a fool because I have more faith in the saints that wrote the Bible?
- Dennis: Yeah, because you just read the words of a bunch of guys that you never met, and you just take it on faith that everything they wrote was true.
- Mac: Hm. And what makes you think what your scientists are writing is any more truer than my saints?
- Dennis: Because there are volumes of proven data. Numbers. You know, figures. Th-There are fossil records.
- Mac: Oh, fossil records. Ah! I didn't even think about the fossil records. I guess I'll concede. Oh, wait, uh, one more thing before I do, Mr. Reynolds. Have you seen these fossil records?
- Dennis: Have I... huh?
- Mac: Have you pored through the data yourself? The numbers? The figures?
- Dennis: Well, no. I'm-- no.
- Mac: Oh. Interesting. So let me get this straight, Mr. Reynolds. You get your information from a book written by men you've never met. And you take their words as truth, based on a willingness to believe, a desire to accept, a leap of... of, dare I say it? Faith? [Bell rings]
- Dennis: Come on, come on. Look, I mean-- I don't even know how I'm supposed to respond to that. [Bell rings] Like... oh, come on. That is a... that's a false equivalency. [Bell rings]
- Mac: Just answer the question, Mr. Reynolds.
- Dennis: [Defeated] Sure. Yeah, okay.
- Mac: I rest my case.