Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

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Friday the 13th: A New Beginning is a 1985 slasher film. It was released on March 22, 1985. It is the fifth film in the Friday the 13th film series. Despite the previous film claiming to be the "final chapter," this installment set out to live up to its title by being a "new beginning" for the franchise.


Ethel: I'll do the talking. you Keep quiet.
Cal: Morning, Ethel. My, don't you look lovely today.
Ethel: Horse Shit Now, Sheriff, you better hear me, and hear me good. I want this looney bin closed down. You hear me, fella? Now these kids ain't nothing but trouble. They don't respect other's property, and they're all crazy!
Junior: You tell 'em, Ma! Ha-hah.
Cal: Ethel, these kids weren't doing...
Ethel: Doing? Doing? You think I don't know what those two perverts were doing in my yard?
Junior: Say it like you mean it, Ma!
Ethel: Would you shut the Fuck Up?
[The kids laugh for a minute]
Ethel: Now, I'm going to tell all of you. You mark my words, the next little bastard pervert that comes near my farm, I'm gonna blow your Fucking brains out. You hear me?
Tucker: [approaching] Now, Ethel...
Ethel: Don't you come near me, Sheriff, I warn you! I got a bomb on me. I swear to ya. You make one move toward me, I'm gonna blow us all up. Start the engines, Junior!
[gets on motorbike]
Ethel: That's it. My final words.
[Ethel and Junior drive off]

Cal: I want every inch of this area combed thoroughly. Bring back anything you find. anything get going.
Deputy: Yes Sir.
Cal: What the hell's going on here?
Roy Burns: You talkin' to me, Sheriff?
Cal: What?
Roy: Oh, I thought you was talkin' to me.
Cal: No Roy it OK. Go Ahead Get Them out of here.
Dodd: Looks like we've got us a maniac on the loose, huh sheriff?"

Cobb: I don't care if you have to put your Fucking mother behind bars! Get me the Goddamn psycho who's responsible for this mess!! Holy Shit Tucker, What the hell's goin' on here?! I'm mean, this is a small town, man, and small towns are supposed to be safe!
Cal: I know who it is.
Cobb: What?
Cal: I said I know who it is.
Cobb: Who?
Cal: It's Jason Voorhees.
Cobb: Jason Voorhees? You're out of your Fucking mind. You've been out in the sun too long. Jason Voorhees is dead! His body was cremated. He's nothing but a handful of ash.
Cal: [Tucker stands up firmly] You know that for sure, Mayor? Were you there? Did you see him cremated?
Cobb: Jason Voorhees? [Tucker nods] I can't believe this! Here. [pulls out an ashtray] This is your "Jason Voorhees" here. [pours ashes out] This! [plants ashes in Tucker's hand] You're Ass is on the line here, Tucker. Are you getting that? You get me a Goddamn LIVE suspect!
[Cobb exits. Tucker, enraged, breaks the ashtray by throwing it against the wall]

Vinnie: I'm telling You Pete this is Bullshit This really sucks!
Pete: Just Fix it! those cunts aren't gonna wait all night.
Vinnie: Oh Fuck! This is a mess. Now way. I refuse to do this! You're the one who keeps fucking around with it so get off your ass and fix it! You understand? Pete!
Vinnie: You are an asshole!
[Pete honks the horn loudly, startling Vinnie. He then begins to laugh]
Pete: Aww, what's the matter, Vinnie? You scared of the dark? You all creeped out by that murder at the nuthouse?
Vinnie: Oh, yeah. Sure. Look, as far as I'm concerned, all those loonies should be killed off one by one. Can you try it now?
Pete: [engine is not starting] Jesus, man. Can't you do anything? Stop screwing around! Get this thing done by the time I get back. I gotta take a crap.
Vinnie: Crap my ass!
Pete: Just do it, man. I mean it.
Vinnie: Fucking asshole!
[Pete walks away]
Pete: You little fuck.
Vinnie: What are you doing douchebag? Enough already. you can stop. Would you cut it out? Pete!
Pete: Alright, either you got the car started for you're a dead man.

[while humming a tune, he tries to start the car]

Pete: It ain't starting, man. You fucked up again. It ain't startin'. I'm gonna kick your ass... Kick your ass. Come on now. Come on now, everybody... It ain't starting. Come on, motherfucker... Fix the fucking car! You fucked up again, you asshole... Hey what you doing out there Vinnie? You're a dirty...

[the car finally starts]

Pete: Whoo! Alright, and we're off! Let's go!
[Jason grabs him from behind and slashes his throat]

Demon: Who That? Stop it! Stop it! You're going to get it Bitch!
Anita: Lighten up, Demon you'll feel a lot better after you shit.
Demon: I'll feel a lot better when I'm out of here. This shitbox is gross.
Anita: You better watch out for the snake that's going to crawl up that crapper and bite your ass
[Jason grabs her from behind the bathroom her throat]
Demon: Anita hey, girl, what's up? HEY Ok I told you this isn't funny. Now you're gonna get it bitch.

Ethel: I'm gonna chop you into itty, bitty little pieces, my friend. Just like they done to that piggo over at that fuckin' crazy farm. Eeeeyah!
[decapitates chicken]
Junior: Eeeeyah! Ha ha ha ha.

[imitates Ethel using spoon]

Ethel: You big dildo. Eat your fucking slop! Ain't I make the best goddamned stew in the whole wide world?
Junior: Best goddamned stew in the whole wide world, Mama.
Ethel: It's the God damn coyote, trying to kill my lot again. I'll show that bastard once and far all, you hear me Junior.
Ethel: Holy shit! Who the fuck are you and what the fuck do you want?
Raymond: I'd like to earn a meal.
Ethel: Yeah what do you do?
Raymond: Whatever you need done.
Ethel: Ok Clean all the Shit out of the chicken coop and Dump behind the shed. You come back here after that and I'll fill your Stomach.
Raymond: Yes ma'am.
Ethel: That is one Fucking ugly man that goes there.
Junior: That's one Fucking ugly man, Mama.
Ethel: Would you shut your trap? You ain't so pretty yourself, you know.
Junior: I ain't so pretty myself, I know.
Ethel: Eeeeyah!
[decapitates chicken]


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External links[edit]

Encyclopedic article on Friday the 13th: A New Beginning at Wikipedia

Friday the 13th franchise
  Films     Friday the 13th  (1980) · Part 2  (1981) · Part III  (1982) · The Final Chapter  (1984) · A New Beginning  (1985) · Jason Lives  (1986) · The New Blood  (1988) · Jason Takes Manhattan  (1989) ·
  Jason Goes to Hell  (1993) · Jason X  (2001) · Freddy vs. Jason  (2003) · Friday the 13th  (2009)  
  Television     Friday the 13th: The Series  (1987–1990)  
  Comics     Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash  (2007–2008) · Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash: The Nightmare Warriors  (2009)  
  Related     Last words in Friday the 13th films · A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise