Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

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Friday the 13th: A New Beginning is a 1985 slasher film. It was released on March 22, 1985. It is the fifth film in the Friday the 13th film series. Despite the previous film claiming to be the "final chapter," this installment set out to live up to its title by being a "new beginning" for the franchise.


Cal: Morning, Ethel. My, don't you look lovely today.
Ethel: Horse Shit Now, Sheriff, you better hear me, and hear me good. I want this looney bin closed down. You hear me, fella? Now these kids ain't nothing but trouble. They don't respect other's property, and they're all crazy!
Junior: You tell 'em, Ma! Ha-hah.
Cal: Ethel, these kids weren't doing...
Ethel: Doing? Doing? You think I don't know what those two perverts were doing in my yard?
Junior: Say it like you mean it, Ma!
Ethel: Would you shut up Fuck Up?
[The kids laugh for a minute]
Ethel: Now, I'm going to tell all of you. You mark my words, the next little bastard pervert that comes near my farm, I'm gonna blow your Fucking brains out. You hear me?
Tucker: [approaching] Now, Ethel...
Ethel: Don't you come near me, Sheriff, I warn you! I got a bomb on me. I swear to ya. You make one move toward me, I'm gonna blow us all up. Start the engines, Junior!
[gets on motorbike]
Ethel: That's it. My final words.
[Ethel and Junior drive off]

Cal: What the hell's going on here?
Roy Burns: You talkin' to me, Sheriff?
Cal: What?
Roy: Oh, I thought you was talkin' to me.

Cobb: I don't care if you have to put your Fucking mother behind bars! Get me the Goddamn psycho who's responsible for this mess!! Holy Shit talking about What the hell's goin' on here?! I'm mean, this is a small town, man, and small towns are supposed to be safe!
Cal: I know who it is.
Cobb: What?
Cal: I said I know who it is.
Cobb: Who?
Cal: It's Jason Voorhees.
Cobb: Jason Voorhees? You're out of your Fucking mind. You've been out in the sun too long. Jason Voorhees is dead! His body was cremated. He's nothing but a handful of ash.
Cal: [Tucker stands up firmly] You know that for sure, Mayor? Were you there? Did you see him cremated?
Cobb: Jason Voorhees? [Tucker nods] I can't believe this! Look. [pulls out an ashtray] This is your "Jason Voorhees" here. [pours ashes out] This! [plants ashes in Tucker's hand] You're Ass is on the line here, Tucker. Are you getting that? You get me a Goddamn LIVE suspect!
[Cobb exits. Tucker, enraged, breaks the ashtray by throwing it against the wall]

Vinnie: This is a mess. Now way. I refuse to do this! You're the one who keeps fucking around with it so get off your ass and fix it! You understand? Pete!
Vinnie: You are an asshole!
[Pete honks the horn loudly, startling Vinnie. He then begins to laugh]
Pete: Aww, what's the matter, Vinnie? You scared of the dark? You all creeped out by that murder at the nuthouse?
Vinnie: Oh, yeah. Sure. Look, as far as I'm concerned, all those loonies should be killed off one by one. Can you try it now?
Pete: [engine is not starting] Geez, man. Can't you do anything? Stop screwing around! Get this thing done by the time I get back. I gotta take a crap.
Vinnie: Crap my ass!
Pete: Just do it, man. I mean it.
Vinnie: Fucking asshole!
[Pete walks away]

Demon: You're going to get it!
Anita: Lighten up, Demon.
Demon: I'll feel a lot better when I'm out of here. This is gross.

Ethel: That is one Fucking ugly man that goes there.
Junior: That's one Fucking ugly man, Mama.
Ethel: Would you shut your trap? You ain't so pretty yourself, you know.
Junior: I ain't so pretty myself, I know.


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External links[edit]

Encyclopedic article on Friday the 13th: A New Beginning at Wikipedia

Friday the 13th franchise
  Films     Friday the 13th  (1980) · Part 2  (1981) · Part III  (1982) · The Final Chapter  (1984) · A New Beginning  (1985) · Jason Lives  (1986) · The New Blood  (1988) · Jason Takes Manhattan  (1989) ·
  Jason Goes to Hell  (1993) · Jason X  (2001) · Freddy vs. Jason  (2003) · Friday the 13th  (2009)  
  Television     Friday the 13th: The Series  (1987–1990)  
  Comics     Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash  (2007–2008) · Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash: The Nightmare Warriors  (2009)  
  Related     Last words in Friday the 13th films · A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise