Jason X

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Jason X (also known as Friday the 13th Part X: Jason X) is a 2001 science fiction horror film slasher film directed by James Isaac. It is the tenth in the Friday the 13th film series. The film made $16,951,798 worldwide with a budget of $14 million.

Dialogue[edit]

Janessa: What the hell is that?
Lowe: My god, he's a monster. Can anyone tell me what's on his face?
Janessa: Some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
Tsunaron: It's a hockey mask.
Lowe: Very good, Tsun.
Janessa: What's a hockey mask?
KAY-EM 14: Facial armor used in a sport outlawed in 2024.
Lowe: Amazing. Absolute museum quality. We are looking at the find of the century, here.
KAY-EM 14: So do you like them?
Tsunaron: Sure, they're great. I wasn't sure that the polystyrine would bind properly with your outer...
[KAY-EM 14's nipples fall off]
Tsunaron': Oh, geez. Looks like I'll have to double the glucomazine.
KAY-EM 14: If they were fixed, would that make you happy.
Tsunaron: Yeah, sure.
KAY-EM 14: Maybe then you would want to have sex with me?
Tsunaron: Er...well, you're not really programmed for that kind of stuff, Kay-Em. It might fry your emotional cortex.
KAY-EM 14: You are afraid I would malfunction?
Tsunaron: If past history holds true, you'll end up as psycho and batty as every other girl I've gone to bed with. I would never want to do that to you.
KAY-EM 14: I wouldn't mind.
Tsunaron: Look, Kay-Em. Let's not complicate things. I like our relationship just the way it is.
Crutch: Hey, you're lucky you weren't alive during the Microsoft conflict. Hell, we were beating each other with our own severed limbs.
Kay-Em 14: [to Jason] Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now.

[Kay-Em 14's head has been separated from her body]

Kay-Em 14: I AM real.
Brodski: It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog. [Jason stabs him through the chest again] Yeah, that oughta do it here.
Rowan: I don't think he's out there...
Janessa: Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek?

[Jason approaches Professor Lowe and reaches out for a machete sitting next to him]

Professor Lowe: [scared] Oh, you want your machete! [laughs it off] Shit, it's yours! Take it! Just remember who got it back for ya... [Jason stares at him] [calling out] Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!
Janessa: I'm real bitchy when I wake up.
Tsunaron: Did you just wake up?
Brodski: How long has she been dead?
Kay-Em 14: 4.55 Centuries.
Brodski: That's one hell of a wake-up call.
Sven: What do we do with this guy?
Brodski: I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried.
Brodski: What the Hell is going on?
Rowan: Jason-fucking-Voorhees, that's what's going on!
Tsunaron: Whoops.
Rowan: What do you mean, "whoops?"
Tsunaron: Nothing.
Rowan: Not nothing. You just don't say "Oops." What "oops?"
Tsunaron: I think he saw me.
Tsunaron: What do you think? Are we going to make it?
Kay-Em 14: That statistical probability of survival is 12%.
Tsunaron: 12%? Can you come up with better odds?
Kay-Em 14: Nope.
Tsunaron: Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's bullshit!
Tsunaron: Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds?

[Tsunaron and Kay-Em kiss]

Kay-Em 14: Statistical probability of survival just went up to 53%.
Tsunaron: You want to go for 100?
Dieter Perez: You are one son of a bitch.
Professor Lowe: Soon to be a rich son of a bitch.
Kinsa: He's here!
Rowan: Be quiet!
Kinsa: But if he's here, he'll kill us.
Rowan: [covers Kinsa's mouth] Be quiet! One more sound, and I'll snap your neck myself. Got it?

[Kinsa nods]

Janessa: She's good with people.
Waylander: Now what?

[Jason approaches]

Janessa: Now basically, we... we die.
Janessa: Just... don't wreck my pants.
Janessa: Oh, this sucks on so many levels! [right before she is sucked out into space through the metal grate, shredding her]

[talking about Jason's brain size]

Tsunaron: How does he function with a brain that small?
Janessa: Way manages.
Waylander: That's very funny.

[programmed to trick Uber-Jason]

VR Teen Girl #1: Hey, do you want a beer?
VR Teen Girl #2: Or do you wanna smoke some pot?
VR Teen Girl #1: Or we can have premarital sex?

[both remove their tops]

VR Teen Girl #1, VR Teen Girl #2: We love premarital sex!
Geko: Let's smoke this fucker.

[Kay-Em 14 cartwheels]

[to Jason]

Kay-Em 14: Giddy-up!
Crutch: Lou, I swear, you mess with an engineer, you'll end up with a waste hose in your bunk.
Dieter Perez: A box of DVDs is not a gold mine.
Rowan: How do we get off this ship?
Waylander: I don't know.
Rowan: Could you beam us off or something?
Waylander: "Beam us off?"
Janessa: Why don't you just admit it? You want me.
Tsunaron: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.
Fat Lou: Kids and their goddamn field trips. Let's bring the psycho on board. Yeah, sure. I just know I'm gonna get blamed for this shit.

[first lines]

Pvt. Johnson: [to Jason] Why don't you stare at this for a while, you ugly bastard?

[he covers Jason with a rag]

Professor Lowe: Can someone tell me what's on his face?
Janessa: Ahh... some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
Tsunaron: It's a hockey mask.

[Rowan slaps the professor hard as she awakes from cryo-suspension]

Kay-Em 14: Vital signs are normal and strong.
Professor Lowe: No shit.

[Jason slices an alien in half in an alien simulation]

Azrael: What the hell?
Dallas: I thought this was an alien slim.
Azrael: Yeah, it is. Pause play. [Jason moves towards them] I said, "pause play."
Dallas: He's not pausing.
Azrael: Yeah, I know that. [Jason stops in front of them] I think we need to re-boot. [Jason slashes Azrael's torso from his collarbone to his abdomen] That does not count as a kill.
Dallas: [laughing] Yes, it does. [Jason then decapitates Dallas, his head rolls to the floor] Okay, screw this. Game over.
Tsunaron: [Jason is just about to attack the others] Hey, Slappy. [Jason turns around] Got a little something for you.

[Kay-Em comes out armed to the teeth]

Tsunaron: Are you ready?
Kay Em 14: I was built ready, baby.
Dr. Wimmer: His unique ability to regenerate lost and damaged tissue, it's just it cries out for more research.
Adrienne: [she takes off Jason's mask] Ah, poor baby, no wonder you wore this thing.

[Jason's frozen body falls and chops off Azrael's arm]

Kay-Em 14: [injects Azrael] 55 cc's of ethrine. You'll be fine.
Azrael: Fine? I'm missing my arm! [Kay-Em slips a bandage on the nub of his arm, drug hits him] You're so pretty.
Azrael: Aw, shit. I forgot my arm.
Janessa: [hands him his arm] Yeah, here you go, dumbass.
Azrael: Hi, hand.
Dieter Perez: The other viable is marked Voorhees. That's not Jason Voorhees, is it?
Professor Lowe: What do you know about him?
Dieter Perez: Jason Voorhees. He killed nearly 200 people and simply disappeared without a trace. Under the right buyer, he could be worth a fortune.
Professor Lowe: We've got him frozen here on the ship.
Dieter Perez: You worked list of ownership? No list. He's my find. He's mine.
Professor Lowe: What about your students?
Dieter Perez: They're students. The educational experience will be enough.

Taglines[edit]

  • Evil gets an upgrade.

Cast[edit]

See also[edit]

External links[edit]

Encyclopedic article on Jason X on Wikipedia


Friday the 13th franchise
  Films     Friday the 13th  (1980) · Part 2  (1981) · Part III  (1982) · The Final Chapter  (1984) · A New Beginning  (1985) · Jason Lives  (1986) · The New Blood  (1988) · Jason Takes Manhattan  (1989) ·
  Jason Goes to Hell  (1993) · Jason X  (2001) · Freddy vs. Jason  (2003) · Friday the 13th  (2009)  
  Television     Friday the 13th: The Series  (1987–1990)  
  Comics     Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash  (2007–2008) · Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash: The Nightmare Warriors  (2009)  
  Related     Last words in Friday the 13th films · A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise  
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