It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (season 13)

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American television sitcom on FX. It moved to FXX beginning with the ninth season. The series follows the exploits of "The Gang", a group of self-centered friends who run the Irish bar Paddy's Pub in South Philadelphia.

The Gang Makes Paddy's Great Again [13.1]

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The Gang Escapes [13.2]

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The Gang Beats Boggs: Ladies' Reboot [13.3]

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Time's Up for the Gang [13.4]

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The Gang Gets New Wheels [13.5]

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Dennis: Jonathan?
Jonathan: 'Sup?
Dennis: What is this? What am I seeing?
Jonathan: This is that gas guzzler I was mentioning. I dunno, think I'm gonna donate it to the fire department or something-
Dennis: C-can- can I... can I purchase it from-? I will purchase it from you. The blue book value, I'll give you double.
Jonathan: Deal!
Dennis: (happily sighs) Begone from me now.
Jonathan: What?
Dennis: Begone from me, you soy boy beta cuck, the transaction is complete.
Jonathan: Dennis, I don't understand-
Dennis: BEGOOOOOOOOONE!

[Dennis spots Charlie and Mac in his new Range Rover]
Dennis: Hey, Charlie? Mac?
Charlie: Dennis!
Mac: The cops, the parents - they're all after us!
Charlie: How'd you get a Range Rover?! Just- get in, get in!
Dennis: Yeah, get in.
Charlie: Oh man, we did a bad thing!
Mac: Oh, Jesus...
Charlie: Just get out of here, man! Go, go, go! We did a bad thing, dude! I think I killed a kid!
Mac: He did, I saw him. I think the kid's dead.
Dennis: Shh, shh, shh... doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
[Dennis drives to an accident site with Frank and Dee standing by it]
Dennis: Hey! Hey, Dee, Frank, what's up?
Frank: We almost got T-boned by an Asian. It was totally my fault; she did everything by the book. Very surprising.
[They get in]
Frank: Also, Dee banged a kid.
Dee: No, no, I was trying to cuck a bit-!
Dennis: Shhhh, shh, shh, shh. It doesn't matter. It's okay. You're in the Range Rover now. All is well.

The Gang Solves the Bathroom Problem [13.6]

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The Gang Does a Clip Show [13.7]

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Charlie's Home Alone [13.8]

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The Gang Wins the Big Game [13.9]

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Mac Finds His Pride [13.10]

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