Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue

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Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue is a 1990 American animated drug-abuse prevention television special starring many of the popular cartoon characters from American weekday, Sunday morning, and Saturday morning television at the time of the film's release.

Directed by Milton Gray, Marsh Lamore, Bob Shellhorn, Mike Svayko, Karen Peterson (supervising)
Crime don't stand a chance against these guys!(taglines)


  • There's nothing cool about a fool on drugs!


  • Two sounds you can't miss. The sound of a breaking piggy and the sizzle of hot lasagna.


Smoke: Listen to me, Mikey.
Michael: I think I've listened to you long enough!
Smoke: You can't get rid of me this easily! I'll be back, and you can bet on it!
Michael: He's right, you know. He will try to come back.
Corey: When he gets here, we'll be ready for him! Right, guys?
All Cartoons: Right!

Alvin and the Chipmunks[edit]

Theodore: What's all this for?
Alvin: Either someone's conducting a major chemistry experiment or this is a serious no-no!
ALF: Toto, something tells me we're not in cartoon territory anymore.
Theodore: What's that funny smell?
Simon: I hate to suggest this, but my guess would be... marijuana. An unlawful substance used to experience artificial highs.


  • Drugs don't stand a chance against these guys!
  • A Million Ways to say no

Smoke: Well, you look like three fine lads. You know, I might have something here you'd like to try. Something to make you feel real good.

Huey: (singing) There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no

Dewey: No thanks!

Huey: No way!

Baby Kermit: Better learn a few and take 'em wherever you go

Dewey: No dice!

Louie: No sir!

Kermit: If your pal says, "Let's get high"

Garfield: Here's a practical reply

Tigger: Go ahead, let it fly, spit right in his eye and say

Pooh, Tigger, Huey and Dewey: No!

Chipmunks: There's a million international ways to say no

Hefty Smurf: Those drugs are so boring.

Chipmunks: All around the world the smart guys are giving up dough

Kermit: I've been training for football.

Baby Gonzo: In Berlin, they just say "nein"

ALF: And they tell me that works fine

ALF, Tigger, Huey, Dewey and Louie: Cause the bottom line's to show your spine and say no

Garfield: Now you could say beat it, get lost, get out of my face with that stuff

ALF: But that could be tactless. You may prefer cool, like this:

Kermit: I'll catch you guys later, okay?

Michelangelo: I've got too much homework. It's rough.

Gonzo: I'm late for my baseball game and I'll miss my ride

Tigger: My kid sister needs me

ALF: Her hamster died

Piggy: Gotta hurry home

Winnie The Pooh: There's no time to kill

Tigger: So I'll catch you later

Michelangelo and Piggy: Like heck I will!

Chipmunks: There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no

Pooh: Ah-choo! Guess I'm allergic.

Garfield: And a good excuse is something you never outgrow

Piggy: It's bad for my complexion.

Kermit: When your pals say, "Let's get wrecked!"

Dewey: Muster up your self-respect

Michelangelo: Go on, push eject, protect yourself.

Michelangelo, Huey, Dewey and Louie: Get up and go!

Tigger: Be the first one on your block to say,

ALF: "Eh, forget it, doc".

Chipmunks: Try a couple of those wonderful ways to say no.

Piggy: But you forgot one! Wait!

Hewey, Dewey and Louie (Michelangelo just lip-syncs): There's a million zillion wonderful ways to say no.

Piggy: Stand back, I'll demonstrate!

All: There's a million jillion wonderful ways to say

Piggy: HI-YAH!

All: No!


Walt Disney[edit]

Warner Bros.[edit]

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