Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012 TV series)

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is an American cartoon series by the Nickelodeon Animation Studio in the franchise of the same name, premiered on September 29, 2012 on Nickelodeon.

Season 1[edit]

Rise of The Turtles (Part I)[edit]

(Leonardo and Michelangelo are sparring.)
Michelangelo: Oh, Yeah! Michelangelo is on the move! You don't know what to do! I'm here! I'm there! I could be anywhere! How do you stop what you can't even see?
Leonardo: (Getting Michelangelo in the gut with the pommel of his Katana handle) Like that.
Michelangelo: (On the floor, breath knocked out of him) Good one, Leo.

(Raphael and Donatello are sparing.)
Raphael: (popping neck and shoulder joints) Alright, Donnie, put down the staff, and no-one gets hurt!
Donatello: Ahh, you said that last time, Raph, and then you hurt me.
Raphael: Yeah... but less than I would have.
Donatello: Yeah, right!
(Later, Raphael wins the spar, and snaps Donnie's staff in two.)
Donatello: Should have dropped the staff?
Raphael: (In confirmation) Should have dropped the staff.

(Raphael and Leonardo are about to spar.)
Leonardo: Onegai shimasu.
Raphael : What ever you say.

(Spars have finished, Raphael won.)
Splinter: (Off-screen) Yame! You all did very well.
Raphael : But I did better.
Splinter: This is about self-improvement, Raphael, it is not about winning and losing.
Raphael : (Flushed with success) I know, sensei, but I won and they lost.
(Splinter hooks one of his clawed fingers under Raphael's jaw.)
Raphael : Aah, aah, aah, but whats really important is that we all did our best. Good job everybody! (Splinter lets go.) Aah!
Splinter: Heh, heh, heh, heh.

(holding the empty, broken canister of mutagen and wrapping up his story)
Splinter: It was the mysterious substance in this canister that - in a way - gave birth to us all.
(Michelangelo snatches it out of his hands and hugs it)
Michelangelo: Mom!

(a canister of mutagen rolls out of Snake's van and stops by Michelangelo's feet)
Michelangelo: Mom?

Rise of The Turtles (Part II)[edit]

April: (Hammering on her and her father's cell door) Hey! You can't keep us in here like this! We know our rights!
Kirby O'Neil: I don't think they care about that, April.

Shredder: So, my old enemy is in New York. And training his own army! At last, I can finish what I started, so long ago. Prepare my jet. I'm going to visit an old friend.

Turtle Temper[edit]

Splinter: You are ninjas. You work in the shadows, in secret. This becomes difficult if there is proof of your existence in high definition!

Splinter: Anger is self-destructive.
Raphael: I always thought it was others-destructive.

Splinter: Again! Only this time... Leonardo, Donatello and Michelangelo, insult Raphael.
Donatello: [confused] Wait, insult... him?
Splinter: Yes.
Donatello: And he can't fight back?
Splinter: No.
Donatello: [smiling to Leo] I'm feeling good about this plan.

Raphael: You understand me, don't you, Spike? Chew on your leaf if you understand me.
[Spike chews on leaf]
Raphael: Yeah, I thought so.
Splinter: [Suddenly appearing behind him] I understand you, too.
Raphael: Seriously, you gotta knock or something!
Splinter: Let me tell you a story.
Raphael: Sensei, I'm not really in the mood for a story.
Splinter: Spike, chew on your leaf if you're in the mood for a story.
[Spike chews on leaf]
Splinter: Very well. When I was a young man, I fell in love with a woman.
Raphael: Oh! Is it that late already? [Tries to leave]
Splinter: Sit!
[Raph sits down and Splinter continues]
Splinter: Her name was Tang Shen. But I wasn't the only one in love with her. There was another man competing for her attention: Oroku Saki.
Raphael: The Shredder.
Splinter: And one day, he insulted me in front of her. He called me many things. I felt I couldn't let his words go unanswered. I lost my temper, and overtime, our rivalry festered into hatred. Until Shredder sought to finish me, and I lost my beloved Tang Shen.
Raphael: But it wasn't your fault. Shredder insulted you. You had no choice!
Splinter: No choice? I could have chose to ignore him. I could have chose to let his words wash over me, like a river over stone. But no, it was I who turned his words into weapons. That was the choice I made. What choice will you make?

Raphael: Wow, I didn't think this guy couldn't get any uglier!

Spider Bytez: Hey, it's the Kung-Fu Frog with the salad-tongs!
Raphael: Hey, it's the stupid loudmouth who's about to get his butt kicked!

New Friend, Old Enemy[edit]

Raphael: Are you an idiot? Wait, let me rephrase that. You are an idiot!
Donatello: You can't show yourself to a human.
Michelangelo: Why not?
Donatello: Because they'll freak the heck out, that's why not.
Michelangelo: No they won't. I'm not so scary.
Raphael: You're an ugly, green mutant freak armed with ninja weapons.
Michelangelo: Look, this guy is gonna see that I'm just a regular cat loving dude like him. We'll be best buds!
(jumps down, despite his brother's protests, to the owner of the cat's balcony)
Michelangelo: Hi! Here's your -
Cat Owner: Gah! Ugly, green mutant freak!
Michelangelo: Wait! I've got your cat!
Cat Owner: Help! He's got my cat!

(just fallen off the roof of the cat owner in an alley, surrounded by his brothers)
Michelangelo: Does someone wanna help me with this one?
Raphael, Donatello and Leonardo: No.

[Splinter tackles Leo to the ground with his staff]
Splinter: Was that fair?
Leonardo: (On the ground) No.
Splinter: Did I win?
Leonardo: I see your point.
[Splinter helps him up]
Splinter: Seek victory, not fairness.

I Think His Name is Baxter Stockman[edit]

Splinter: How many have I told you not to skateboard in the lair?!
Michelangelo: None, Sensei.
Splinter: I wouldn't have to tell you!

Raphael: Ugh, I can't believe we're stuck down here for a whole week!
Donatello: Guys, guys! You wanna see what I made?
Raphael: This is how bored I am. Yes Donnie, I do.

Leonardo: Guys, we're ninjas. We move swiftly, and, here's the important part, silently. [Leonardo falls through a skylight, and fumbles over several crates and tables] BEEHIVE! [Smacks into a beehive, crashes through the wall, falls down the fire escape, and crashes on the ground. Car alarms go off.]
Raphael: That wasn't very silent, Leo.

Leonardo: Halt, villain!
Raphael: "Halt villain?" When did we start talking like that?
Leonardo: We're heroes. That's how heroes talk.

Splinter: The first rule of being a ninja is "do no harm". Unless you need to do harm, then do lots of harm!

Michelangelo: Excuse me, Sensei but ninjas never had to go up against guys in armor.
[Sees painting.]
Michelangelo: Oh, I mean ninjas always had to go up against guys in armor.
Raphael: Nice save.
Leonardo: Sensei, what was their secret?
Splinter: They understood that you do not fight the armor, you fight the man inside.
[Turtles stare at Mikey who looks at them.]
Michelangelo: Why are we all looking at each other?

Metalhead[edit]

Donatello: How am I supposed to fight advanced alien technology with a stupid STICK!?

[Splinter brings Donatello a new Bo-Staff]

Raphael: Look, Spike. Donnie got a new stick to break.
Donatello: With all due respect Sensei I can't keep fighting alien technology with a six foot staff. I was hoping to upgrade my weapon.
Splinter: Hm... a seven foot staff, interesting...
Donatello: No I meant using modern technology.
Splinter: Ah, a solar powered staff.
Donatello: I'm serious sensei.
Splinter: I know. And yes you may upgrade your weapon.
Donatello: That's totally unfair! You can't just... (realizes) Did you just say yes?

April: Hey, guys, check out this post I got.
Raphael: Hang on, April, I just have to destroy Lame-onardo.
[Raph beats Leo with a game and does a victory dance.]

[Metalhead walks toward the group]

Donatello/Metalhead: Take me to your leader.
Michaelangelo: ...Leo, it's for you.
Leonardo: What is this thing?
Donatello: Gentlemen, and Raphael, this is the future of ninjitsu.
Raphael: I always thought the future of ninjitsu would be taller.
Michaelangelo: He's so cute. [tickles Metalhead] Goochy goochy goo. [Metalhead activates all of his weapons]
Donatello: Heh. he doesn't like being tickled.

[The turtles meet with April, and MetalHead falls into a dumpster. He bangs around, and turns the dumpster on it's side. He bangs around some more, and finally gets out.]

Raphael: ...Still, it's stealhtier than the REAL Donatello.

(Metalhead and April are waiting on the roof for Leo, Raph, and Mikey)

Donatello/Metalhead: So...do you like heavy metal?

Donatello: [Watching April through the monitor] Look at her. She's so beautiful. On this monitor, she can't even tell I'm staring.
April: You DO know that's not muted, right?
Donatello/Metalhead: Ahh! Of course. I mean, if it was muted, you couldn't hear me joking. [Smacks his head and presses a button on the controls. Metalhead's megaphone activates] Man, I hope she bought that.
April: That's the megaphone.
Donatello/Metalhead: [With the megaphone] I KNOW! [Turns megaphone off] So, how do you think the fight's going?

(Metalhead bursts through the skylight just as Mikey, Raph, and Leo are cornered by the Kraang)

Leonardo: What are you doing? And what happened to your arms?
Donatello/Metalhead: They aren't on my hips?
Leonardo: NO!
Donatello/Metalhead: (fixes Metalhead's arms) Sorry. Forgot to press 'B'.

Monkey Brains[edit]

Leonardo: I bet that wasn't on his flow chart.
[Flips board over and examines flow chart.]
Leonardo: Oh, it is. That is spooky...

April: Careful Donnie, that's a dangerous mutant!
Donatello: That makes two of us!


Never Say Xever[edit]

Donatello: Are you saying turtles are slow?
Michelangelo: That's a hurtful stereotype.
Leonardo: Trust us, April, we are better keeping a low profile. We figured out people treat us better if they don't know we exist.
April: Sorry, I'm just so excited to finally get you out of the sewer for a change.
Raphael: What are you talking about? We go out all the time.
April: "Yeah, but tonight your gonna do something besides hitting people.
Raphael: (disappointed) Aww...

Leonardo: No more "Mr. Nice Turtle".
Raphael: Yes! I never liked "Mr. Nice Turtle".

The Gauntlet (Enter Shredder)[edit]

April: I am being hunted... by a giant pigeon.
[Raphael laughs but pauses as he notices nobody is laughing.]
Raphael: Really? I can't be the only one who's finds that funny.
Donatello: It's not funny Raph, there's a creature out there trying to hurt my April!"
[April stares.]
Donatello: I mean our April... April.
April: He would have torn me into pieces... if he hadn't slammed into the glass.
[Raphael laughs and pauses again.]
Raphael: Really? Just me?

April: (acting as bait) Here I am, all alone! In the BIG, city! Oh, I sure hope some pigeon man doesn't come out and attack me! That would be the last thing I would want!
Donatello: What are you doing??
April: (normal voice) You wanted me to be bait, I'm bait!
Donatello: That's not how bait talks!
April: How do you know how bait talks?
Donatello: I know bait doesn't talk back.
Leonardo, Raphael, and Michelangelo: (come out of hiding positions) Oooooooooooh!
Michelangelo: Oh no you di-dn't.

Pete: I have a name you know!
Raph: Yeah, we just don't care what it is.

Panic in the Sewers (Mojo Rising)[edit]

Raphael: I can't believe I'm gonna say this (Imitates character from Space Heroes) "Get yourself together captain, you're our leader, so act like one.
Leonardo: (Calms down) You're right Raph, that was the anxiety ray talking.
Raphael: What, that's it? You're not gonna slap yourself?
[Leo shrugs.]

Mousers Attack![edit]

Leonardo: (To Donnie and Mikey) Look, guys, Raph and I may be better fighters, but you´re still an important part of this team.
Donatello: (annoyed) As important as you two?
[Leo and Raph look at each other.]
Leonardo: Humm... Very important. We shouldn't compare ourselves. It's like apples and oranges.
Raphael: (Muttering) Yes, if apples are way better, which they are.
Donatello: So, the truth comes out.
Michelangelo: You guys think of us as some kind of ... B Team!"
Raphael: (To Mikey) Good one, Dr Namenstein. We´ll call you The B Team!
Michelangelo: Thanks.... (realizes) ...I mean, Hey!

Fishface: If I weren't stuck in here, I would have caught Splinter by now!
Dogpound: But you are stuck in there. [starts tapping the glass in Fishface's fish tank, creating vibrations that harm Fishface's hearing]
Fishface: No-no-no-no! Stop that! Stop that! Ow! Ow! Stop it! Ow! Stop it!
Dogpound: [laughs] I'm sure you'll have your chance to shine one of these days. Master Shredder might get hungry for sushi.
Fishface: Why don't you get in the water and say that!
Shredder: Enough, Xever! Bradford is right, you are useless to me this way! [to Dogpound] I'm counting on you, find me information I can use, or Xever won't be the only one missing his legs.

Raphael: Dexter Speckman!
Baxter Stockman: It's Baxter Stockman!
Raphael: I was close!

(Leo snatches up April's phone and points his katana at Baxter)
Baxter Stockman: How did you escape my MOUSERS?
Leonardo: We didn't.

It Came From The Depths[edit]

Judy Grody: Are malicious mutants menacing Manhattan?

Guy on TV: It was like part-man, part-reptile, and all-monster! It came outta nowhere and attacked me!
[Leo and Donnie stare at Raph.]
Raphael: It wasn't me!

Leonardo: We are NOT taking that monster home with us!
Michelangelo: He's not a monster! He's a giant, Kraang crushing, mutant alligator monster! (Mikey realizes what he just said) I just said "monster", didn't I?
Raphael, Donatello and Leonardo: (While nodding) Yeah.
Michelangelo: Well you know what I meant!
Raphael: I thought you meant "monster".
Donatello: Yeah.
Leonardo: Mm-hm

Splinter: Raphael, there is no monster more dangerous then a lack of compassion.
[Hears Leatherhead growl in his sleep.]
Splinter: My mistake...

Michelangelo: Guys, you're doing what everyone else does to us: judging him by his looks.
Donatello: And the fact that he had me BY THE FACE, MIKEY!

Michelangelo: It's like you always say, Master Splinter; "the enemy of my enemy is my bro".
Splinter: That is not exactly what I said...
Donatello: Maybe you forgot that he grabbed me by the face, Mikey! So I'll remind you. He grabbed me. BY THE FACE!

Donatello: But we're still chaining him up, right?
Splinter: Of course, I am compassionate, not insane.

Raphael: Sometimes it's good to be a turtle....
[Puts his head in shell when something comes flying at him. Leonardo and Donatello freak out until Raphael pops his head back out.]
Raphael: ...And sometimes it's good to be a short turtle...

(Talking to Leatherhead while the mutant crocodile is chained to one of the pillars in the lair)
Michelangelo: Maybe you just think you're a monster 'cause everyone keeps treating you like one.
Leatherhead: You are wise beyond your ears.
Michelangelo: Yeah. I get that a lot.

New Girl in Town[edit]

Michelangelo: NO! Not the pizza guy! Take Donnie!
Donatello: Snakeweed's getting away!

Michelangelo: [smells pizza and gains consciousness] Mmm... Pepperoni.
Leonardo: Works every time.

I, Monster[edit]

Michelangelo: I can think of a lot more better names than "The Rat King"! Ratzilla, the Verminator, Lord Rattington...
Leonardo: We get it, Mikey.

The Alien Agenda[edit]

[Baxter Stockman is trying to build mechanical legs for Fishface]
Dogpound: Ah, the mermaid's growing legs!
Baxter Stockman: Quiet, please! Xever, get ready to walk!
[Fishface tries to walk but ends up running amok around the lair while Dogpound cracks up laughing]

Michelangelo: Alright, guys. What do you want? Omelet pizza, or Pizza omelet?
Raphael: What's the difference?
Michelangelo: Okay, you caught my bluff!

Leonardo: We're trapped!
Karai: No, you're trapped. Let's see what happens when I press this.
Leonardo: No!
Donatello: Don't touch that!
Kraang Droid: Highly undesirable outcome!
Karai: Well, now I gotta.

Raphael: Nice try, Octo-Punk!
Michelangelo: No, no! Call him Octo-Eyeball-jellybug! Ugh! Let's just call him Justin.

The Pulverizer[edit]

Pulverizer: [to Leo] You were all like, "Let's finish this!" [to Raph] And you were all like, "You're going down!" [to Mikey] And you were all like, "Bees!" [to Donnie] And you... you were like the strong-silent type.

Michelangelo: Dude, Fishface is sensitive.
Leonardo: You called him "Fishface"?
Michelangelo: Well, it was either that or "Robocarp".

[Raph is bitten by Fishface]
Michelangelo: Raph, are you okay?
Raphael: Yeah, I'm fine. Fine...I love you.
Michelangelo: HE'S NOT FINE!

[over the phone]

Michelangelo: Donnie! RAPH'S BEEN BITTEN BY A GIANT POISONOUS FISH!
Donatello: That's not possible! If he was bitten, then it's venom, not poison!
Michelangelo: Interesting, interesting...GET OVER HERE!!

Donatello: What are his symptoms?
Michelangelo: He keeps telling me I'm the smartest guy he knows.
Donatello: Okay, okay, he's delusional.

Donatello: Does he have any nausea?
Michelangelo: Nah, he doesn't have any... [Raph throws up] Ugh! Check that! What the... I knew you ate my pizza! You liar!

Raphael: Why are there fingers on my feet?
Donatello: Hang in there, buddy. You'll be okay. [injects the antidote into Raph]
Raphael: Thanks... magical unicorn.