The Nostalgia Critic

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The Nostalgia Critic is a YouTube series created by Doug Walker, focusing on reviewing various movies and TV shows in a comical manner.

Recurring lines

  • Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to!
First line spoken in each video
  • I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to!
Final line spoken in each video
  • Why top 11? Because I like to go one step beyond.
Said in Top 11 videos
  • Christmas!
Said at the start of every Christmas video
  • You know, for kids!
Said whenever a scene in a children's film is violent or sexual
  • A Big Lipped Alligator Moment!
Said when pointing out a bizarre pointless scene in a movie
  • Bat Credit Card!
Said whenever he remembers the infamous Batman & Robin scene
  • Mindfuck!
Said regarding a visually bizarre scene
  • I'm acting!
Said while imitating someone's bad acting
  • Zuul, motherfucker, Zuul!
Said when a demonic monster shows up
  • A family picture!
Said whenever a scene in a children's film shows a particularly gruesome or adult sequence
  • Cut!
Said when a scene drags out longer than it should
  • Fucking bubbles!
Said when bubbles are used as a plot device
  • I was frozen today!
Said after a character is frozen
  • Or do they?
Said jokingly after the characters live happily ever after
  • Bad touch!
Said when an adult touches a child inappropriately
  • Chuck Norris!
Said after a character attempts something impossible

Recurring cast

  • Doug Walker as the Nostalgia Critic, Devil Boner, Epic Voice Guy, Smoking Father, Michael Bay, extras
  • Rob Walker as Santa, Producer #2, M. Night Shyamalan (voice), Dr. Smith, the Other Guy, extras
  • Tamara Chambers as Hyper Fangirl, Coke Mother, extras
  • Jim Jarosz as Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle Guy, himself, extras
  • Malcolm Ray as the Devil, Producer #1, M. Night Shyamalan (body), himself, extras
  • James Rolfe as the Angry Video Game Nerd
  • Brad Jones as Cinema Snob
  • Lewis Lovhaug as Linkara
  • Rob Scallon as Superman, extras
  • Lindsay Ellis as the Nostalgia Chick
  • Jose Vargas as Angry Joe
  • Brian Heinz as Homer Impersonator
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