Beavis and Butt-head Do America

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Beavis and Butt-head Do America is a 1996 American animated road comedy film, based on the TV series Beavis and Butt-head.  It was produced by Paramount Pictures in association with Geffen Pictures and MTV Films, and co-written and directed by creator Mike Judge.

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Agent Bork[edit]

  • Chief, this just came in.  Two days ago, Express Airways had a disturbance by someone calling himself Cornholio.  Guess who matches the description.

Agent Flemming[edit]

  • Well, look what we have here.  You two make me sick.  Book 'em, Bork.


  • Are you threatening me?  I am Cornholio!
  • I am the great Cornholio!  I'm a gringo!  I have no bunghole.
  • I am Cornholio!  You will cooperate with my bunghole!  For there is but one bunghole: the almighty bunghole.
  • Hey Butthead, this book is pretty cool. There's a naked chick, a talking snake, and this dude wears a leaf over his schlong.


  • Hey, baby.  I noticed you have braces.  I have braces, too.
  • This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.
  • Hey, Beavis. Check it out. I'm jacking off.
    • After discovering a car jack in the trunk of Muddy's car
  • The sun sucks.


Tom Anderson: [driving by in his camper trailer] Something wrong, Officer?
ATF Agent: [holds up a picture of Beavis & Butt-head] Sir, we're looking for these two fugitives.
Tom: Well, I'll be danged. That's them two kids that have been whacking in my camper.
ATF Agent: You saw these two?
Tom: I sure did. Boy, I've never seen two kids do so much damned whacking.
ATF Agent: [speaking on his walkie-talkie] This is post 9; I have positive ID.
Tom: Boy, they're just like a couple of little old spider monkeys, I'll tell ya that.
ATF Agent: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you and your wife to step out of the vehicle.
Tom: Well now, wait a minute. Me and the Mrs. here are on our way to Washington D.C., and–
ATF Agent: [points a gun at Tom Anderson] NOW!!

Muddy Grimes: Well, I'm gonna enjoy this. Any last words before I kill you?
Butt-head: I have a couple. Butt cheeks.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. And, uh, and boobs. I just wanna say that again: boobs.
Muddy: I'm gonna blow ya both to hell, that's what I'm gonna do!
Butt-head: Cool. Whoa. Hey, Beavis, that's that dude who's paying us to do his wife.

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