Hell's Kitchen/Season 11

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Hell's Kitchen Season 11 started airing on FOX on March 12, 2013 featuring 20 new chefs.

Episode One [11.1][edit]

[Signature dishes before a live audience at Caesar's Palace]

Gordon: [Looking at Dan's dish] Seriously, did you throw up on that plate? Let's go back 45 minutes.
Dan: Okay.
Gordon: What is it supposed to be?
Dan: Eggs Benedict with a champagne hollandaise sauce and sourdough bread, heirloom tomatoes and sautéed spinach.
Gordon: And how did you make the hollandaise?
Dan: I used whole butter. If it's good enough for Julia Child, it's good enough for me.
Gordon: Julia Child would be turning in her grave right now if she saw that. (tastes) It's fitting that you made this in Vegas because whoever eats that is sure to get the craps. Let me tell you. That is a joke. Now piss off, you wanker.

Episode Two [11.2][edit]

[Gordon checks on capellini brought up by Sebastian]

Gordon: Taste that. How hot is that?
James: Spicy, spicy.
Gordon: (returns to the workstation and spits pasta out) All of you, taste that! It's too spicy and it's disgusting! [throws his spoon away on the workstation]

Michael: Come on guys, let's go.
Sebastian: Okay Mikey-Wikey. (interview) I messed up a few times but I'm getting into the groove. I'm playing around. I'm trying to make the environment a little looser. (to Zach) Zachy, talk to me.
Zach: (to Michael) We've got three halibut, one bronzino.
Sebastian: Zachy-Wacky?
Gordon: Hey, you. Hey, come here, you. Zachy-Wacky?
Sebastian: Chef Zach!
Gordon: Hey, look at me. Is this a (bleep) joke?
Sebastian: No chef!
Gordon: Zacky-Wacky.
Sebastian: Sorry, I apologize about that, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, do me a favor. Get out! (Bleep) off will you?
Sebastian: Yes chef.
Gordon: GET OUT! Upstairs, get out!
Anthony: (interview) So Sebastian gets kicked out. Didn't see that coming.
Gordon: Zachy-Wacky?
[Sebastian runs back into the kitchen]
Dan: What are you doing?
[Sebastian shushes Dan]
Anthony: (interview) Where the hell are you going, Sebastian? Okay, you can come back.
Gordon: Second time! GET OUT!
Anthony: (interview) God, are you kidding me?
Gordon: (Bleep) off, wacky!

[Gordon asks for lamb in the Blue kitchen]
Gordon: Lamb! Come on, Michael! Bit of energy!
Michael: (brings his lamb to the pass) Yes, chef.
Gordon: (checking Michael's lamb; returns to the workstation) Terrible. Embarrassment.
Barret: Oh, God. (interview) (Bleep), it's coming back.
Gordon: Time out! Stop!
Michael: (Bleep)!
Gordon: The bone thicker than the (bleep) meat.
Dan: (interview) There needs to be meat on there. This is not a (bleep) dog's chew toy, this is lamb!
Gordon: And if that is not bad enough. [Shows that the wellington is burned]
Barret: (Bleep)!
Gordon: They're way overcooked.
Barret: Horrible. (Bleep)!
Zach: (interview) Michael and Barret, Dumb and dumber!
Gordon: You don't slice the wellington until the lamb is ready.
Barret: Yes chef.
Gordon: [Sebastian returns to the kitchen once again] And when it's together like-- oh you!
Sebastian: Can I please come back, chef?
Jon: (interview) Dude, really, what are you doing? Perfect (bleep) timing.
Gordon: You, come here you. You're making me look stupid.
Sebastian: No chef.
Gordon: The blue team, one hour into service and not one entrée out. You (Sebastian) for the last time, take him (Barret) and him (Michael) and get out! And let me tell you something, you come back downstairs again, you'll be leaving through the front door. Now GET OUT! Three of you! You (Ray) on meat. You (Anthony) on meat. [Barret doesn't want to leave] Oy, GET OUT!!
Barret: (interview) Now, I'm pissed off. I didn't do anything to get kicked out of this dinner service. (angrily throws his apron)

[Gordon returns a garnish with undercooked potatoes brought up by Susan]

Gordon: Ladies! Touch them.
Nedra: Hard, chef.
Susan: (interview) Oh, my God. That's my garnish.
Gordon: Who cooked them?
Susan: I did, chef.
Gordon: Yeah you, get out! Get out!
Susan: [under her breath] You're kidding me.
Gordon: Hey, madam, you think it's funny?
Susan: No, no, no!
Gordon: Yeah, take your (bleep) with you.
Susan: (interview) I know that this is not funny. I don't deserve to be kicked out of the kitchen. Danielle does. She was the one bringing the station down.
Gordon: Danielle, don't stop the redo, hurry up! After that, two chicken, two wellington.
Danielle: Two chicken, two wellington. Yes, chef. Sorry, chef, I'm confused. Do you need the one for the redo and the two chicken and two wellington or do you just need the two chicken and two wellington?
[brief pause]
Gordon: GET OUT!
Danielle: (Bleep)
Gordon: GET OUT!

Gordon: Three halibut, one bass, one chicken. Come on guys!
Ray, Jeremy and Zach: Yes chef!
[Jeremy's kale catches fire]
Zach: (interview) I'm looking at Jeremy sautéing that kale. I can see the kale nearly catching fire getting burnt!
Zach: Chef, turn that down.
Jeremy: Yeah, yeah.
Zach: Don't even serve that.
Jeremy: I'm not. Worry about your side, let me do my side! Yeah?
Zach: (interview) (Bleep) what?!
Dan: Hey, no territory (bleep)!
Jeremy: (interview) It's my station and I don't need his help. So shut up and do what you're supposed to be doing.
Zach: Un(bleep)believable.
Gordon: Can we go with three halibut, one bass, one chicken?
Anthony: Seven minutes to the window.
Gordon: (to Jeremy) What are we going with?
Jeremy: Two halibut, one chicken chef.
Dan: Three halibut!
Jeremy: Three halibut, one chicken chef.
Gordon: Three halibut, one bass, one chicken! What are we going with?
Jeremy: (starts stuttering) The three, three, the three halibut, the two, uhh...
[Gordon repeatedly knocks the workstation]
Anthony: (interview) Jeremy, he's telling it to you. Just say it right back man! I'm pretty sure birds can do that!
Gordon: Three halibut, one bass, one chicken. What's going?
Jeremy: The three halibut, two f..., two uh...
Gordon: GET OUT!!
Zach: (interview) Bye, bye Jeremy. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Gordon: [sees Jacqueline drinking water] What are you doing?
Jacqueline: I had to get my water chef.
Gordon: Get out!
Jacqueline: Alright. Whatever.
Gordon: GET OUT!
Jacqueline: (interview) Chef Ramsay told me to get out. I'm like, alright, I'm gonna go upstairs and rehydrate myself!

Gordon: Raymond, taste that. [Ray uses his fingers to taste the risotto] Fingers! Spoons are everywhere.
Ray: Bland chef!
Anthony: (interview) Ray, you just stuck your finger into a risotto in front of Chef Ramsay in Hell's Kitchen. That's just stupid.
Gordon: You may be the oldest but out of respect, (bleep) off!
Ray: Yes chef.

[Gordon checks on risotto brought up by Anthony]

Gordon: (to Anthony) Just taste that.
Anthony: (bleep)!
Gordon: Yeah, (bleep).
Zach: (interview) (bleep)!
Gordon: Get out! Get out!

Gordon: Sebastian tried to be funny, but it was his cooking that was the joke.

Episode Three [11.3][edit]

Nedra: (Knocks on a counter in the dorm) Let's press the bell bitch cause we can argue!
Susan: Ding!
Gina: Don't call me bitch!
Nedra: Don't mess with a heavyweight and you a lightweight.
Gina: You're dealing with the wrong person!
Nedra: Yes I'm dealing with a crazy, deranged person!
Gina: What a (bleep) baby.
Nedra: You need to watch your stuff.
Gina: (Mockingly as she walks into the bedroom) Eah, she pointed her finger at me about the risotto, (bleep) off! [Slams the door shut which causes a roof title to come loose and hang over the door]
Amanda: Oh, my God! She just broke the ceiling! [the Red team laughs]

[The chefs have just gathered outside for the next challenge, when suddenly, Gina speaks up]

Gina: Excuse me, chef? I have something to say.
Gordon: Please, Gina.
Gina: Unfortunately, I am not going to be staying here for this challenge. I'm going to be leaving.
Gordon: You happy to throw the towel in so quickly?
Gina: I have some personal issues; unfortunately, I have to.
Gordon: I'm not gonna stop you. Please go back up to the dorms, pack your stuff, and leave Hell's Kitchen.
Gina: Thank you, chef.
Red Team: Bye, Gina.
Nedra: Man, right on the team challenge, this stupid bitch backs out. Bitch, you gonna back out doing of a competition? Man, if you can't stand the heat get outta the kitchen. That bitch folded like a wet paper towel.

[Gina departs through the delivery service door with luggage in tow]

Cyndi: (interview) Hahaha! You didn't win (bleep)! The guys may have won the physical part, but I know, I know that they can't cook for (bleep). There's no way we're gonna lose the second part of this challenge.

[Gordon returns a risotto to the workstation]

Gordon: What is that? (Bleep) muppets! All of you. All of you. All of you!
Red team: Yes, chef!
Gordon: Taste that! Hurry up, Jessica! Haven't you got time to piss around! I mean--.
Jessica: Yes, chef. Coming through.
Gordon: What's the first thing you taste?
Cyndi: White wine chef. (interview) Come on, Mary. Get it together. That's basic (bleep).
Gordon: (to Mary) How much wine did you put in?
Mary: I put in just a few squirts chef.
Gordon: So you'll have to reduce it down!
Mary: Yes, chef. Yes, chef. (interview) Ugh.
Gordon: Get a pan on, start the risotto. Come on!
Ja'Nel: Yes, chef.

[Gordon checks and tastes a risotto; finds that it has too much white wine again]

Gordon: Too much white wine in there again. All of you.
Mary: Oh, my God.
Gordon: Taste that. Hurry up. Taste.
Mary: I think this is good.
Susan: It needs salt.
Gordon: How won't I taste the white wine in there again? (to Danielle) Have you got a drinking problem?
Danielle: No, chef.
Gordon: The first thing that you can taste in there is (bleep) white wine! (knocks his hand on the workstation)
Danielle: Yes, chef. So you want about a tablespoon?
Gordon: You have to burn off the alcohol!
Danielle: Yes, chef. (interview) I'm great on what I do. But this is (bleep) hard. I mean harder than hard.
Gordon: Can someone teach these two (bleep) idiots how to make a (bleep) risotto?!
Red team: Yes, chef!

[Gordon checks on scallops brought up by Christian]

Gordon: Christian!
Christian: Yes, chef?
Gordon: He brings up scallops, (bleep) rubber! (knocks his hand on the workstation) I mean, seriously?
Anthony: (interview) What the hell are you doing? Come on! Pick it up, please!
Gordon: Hey you, come here you.
Christian: Ugh.
Gordon: Touch them. (calls out Jeremy) Hey you, big boy. Come here you.
Jeremy: Yes, chef?
Gordon: You're the one that's supposed to be supporting them. How about supporting your (bleep) gut, (leads Christian and Jeremy to the Chef's Table) both of you sit down! Hey, enjoy your (bleep)!
Jeremy: (interview) I don't know how I'm in this situation right now.
Gordon: (to a server) A glass of wine, please. For the two chefs.
Jeremy: (interview) It was his scallops. I had nothing to do with it.
Gordon: (to Christian and Jeremy) Enjoy! (bleep) you! [returns to the workstation; to the Blue team] Hey, get a grip! (knocks his hand on the workstation) Scallops, urgently!
Jon: Heard!

[Gordon checks on lamb brought up by Jon]

Gordon: This is a joke. Dry as (bleep).
Sous-Chef James: It's awful.
Gordon: (returns to the workstation) STOP!
Jon: What?
Gordon: All of you! (raises one lamb) Who cooked that?
Jon: (bleep)!
Gordon: Come here you! All of you, come here! How much more (bleep) does one need to take?! The dining room full of guests waiting for that.
Jon: (interview) I'm so pissed at myself right now. I just want to punch myself in the (bleep).
Gordon: You're making me look like a (bleep) idiot. (throws his spoon away) GET OUT! Leave me alone! Leave, get out, get out, get out. (gives the lamb to Christian) There you go. There's your second course. (bleep) off! GET OUT!!
Woman: (overhears Gordon) Wow.

[Gordon checks on lamb brought up by Susan]

Sous-Chef Andi: Oh, that's raw.
Gordon: That's raw. Oh, (bleep) me. (calls Nedra in the dining room) Nedra, come here! Hurry up.
Nedra: (returns to the kitchen) Yes, chef!
Gordon: (returns to the workstation) All of you! ALL OF YOU!!
Red team: Yes, chef!
Mary: (under her breath) Oh, my gosh.
Gordon: (raises one lamb) What the (bleep) is that?
Amanda Giblin: It's raw chef.
Gordon: Who sent me raw lamb on the signature dishes? Who as that?
Susan: Me chef.
Gordon: It's a joke for you, isn't it?
Susan: Not a joke at all, chef.
Godrdon: So what's that, then?
Susan: It's raw lamb.
Gordon: (throws the lamb away) All of you, get out!
Jacqueline: (bleep)!
Gordon: Get out! I'M DONE! Get out!
Mary: (interview) This sucks!
Gordon: Leave it!
Mary: (interview) Like we're all talented . We're all good at what we do...
Gordon: Leave it!
Mary: (interview) It shouldn't be that hard.
Gordon: GET OUT!!

Episode Four [11.4][edit]

[Gordon checks on risotto brought up by Jessica]

Gordon: One risotto, why is she cooking all that? (returns to the workstation) Oy, all of you! How many portions are in there?
Susan: Three. There's three chef.
Gordon: Four, five. (to Jessica) How many is going?
Jessica: Two chef.
Gordon: One! Is this a joke for you?
Jessica: No, chef.
Gordon: All that time we're waiting!
'Jessica: Sorry, chef.
Gordon: Five portions of (bleep) risotto, I need one!
Jessica: Let's go, bounce back.
Gordon: (disgusted) Yeah.
Susan: (to her team mates) Come on, guys. Let's pick it up. Let's get going.
Gordon: Throw five, serve one!

[Gordon asks for lamb in the Blue kitchen]

Gordon: Lamb?
Dan: (slices his lamb; finds that it's rare) Dude this is under. I can't send this.
Gordon: Lamb?
Jon: Walk with the lamb, please.
Dan: Lamb is not done yet chef.
Gordon: Oh, (bleep) off! (bleep) almighty!
Dan: It's still rare in the middle. The middle is rare, the outside are done.
Gordon: Oh, (bleep) me.
Michael: We have to fire an all new garnish.
Dan: (interview) Waaaaah! The lamb's not cooked! Waaaaah!
Michael: Brand new garnish.
Dan: (interview) Michael, just sit there and wait! I got it!
Gordon: Where is this (bleep) lamb?!
Dan: Right here chef.
Gordon: There's the (bleep) plates! Two minutes been sat there dressed!
Jon: Lamb is being cut. It's on its way.
Dan: Walking lamb. Behind. (brings his lamb to the pass)
Gordon: It's there! Hey Bozo That's how open the (bleep) gap for you!
Dan: Yes, chef. Two lamb chef.
[Gordon checks Dan's lamb; returns to the workstation]
Anthony: (interview) Yelling over, problem solved. Right?
Gordon: [points to Dan] YOU, HEY STRING BEAN COME HERE!
Dan: Yes, chef!
Anthony: (interview) Wrong.
Gordon: (raises a chewed up piece of lamb) What the (bleep) is that?!
Michael: Get lamb going now.
Gordon: What is that?! [Dan doesn't answer] Wha... WHAT IS THAT?!
Dan: (bleep) chef.
Gordon: This needs one more minute in the oven, and that bit there should be a (bleep) dog's chew!
Dan: Yes, chef.

[Jacqueline brings her chicken to the pass]

Jacqueline: Where would you like it chef?
Gordon: Put it there.
Jacqueline: Thank you chef.
Gordon: [checks her chicken; finds that it's raw] Pink (bleep) chicken. (returns to the workstation) Ladies!
Red team: Yes, chef?
Gordon: Pink chicken!
Jacqueline: (bleep)!
Mary: (Interview) Raw chicken, like seriously?
Gordon: Pink chicken. Undercooked, and pink.
Jacqueline: Sorry, chef.
Gordon: [throws his spoon on the workstation as everyone stands around unresponsive] WAKE UP! Come on, Jacqueline!
Jacqueline: Yes, chef!
Red team: Yes, chef!
Amanda Giblin: Bounce back guys, leave it in the water longer.
Gordon: Jacqueline!
Jacqueline: Get me a pan.
Jacqueline: Yes, chef!
Gordon: There are some things you can't do in a kitchen...
Jacqueline: Yes, chef!
Gordon: ...and that's serving raw chicken!
Jacqueline: Yes, chef!
Gordon: (bleep, bleep)!!

[Gordon checks on wellingtons brought up by Danielle]

Gordon: Now it's overcooked.
Andi: They're overcooked.
Gordon: (returns to the workstation) All of you, HEY!
Mary: (under her breath) Oh, my God.
Gordon: The Red team that loves taking the piss because they've flown off a private jet, they've been on a (bleep) mega super yacht and they think they're king (bleep) because they've kissed Celine Dion's ass in (bleep) Vegas! Come here you! Touch that.
Amanda Giblin: It's overcooked chef.
Susan: Yes, chef. Overcooked.
Gordon: Just so--- [sees Danielle walking away] Oh, she disappears, look hey.
Danielle: I'm giving you another one chef. I understand that's overcooked. [brings another wellington to the workstation]
Gordon: Look at that there. Touch that there.
Danielle: Yes, chef. Sorry, chef. Here's another one.
Gordon: And even before touching that one, what do you think that one's gonna come out at?
Amanda Giblin: Medium chef.
Gordon: Touch that one.
Amanda Giblin: Overcooked chef.
Gordon: Overcooked. Overcooked. [slams the tray on the workstation]
Danielle: (under her breath) (bleep)!
Amanda Giblin: (interview) Danielle, girl. Get your (bleep) together, man!
Gordon: Third time lucky, bingo?!
Danielle: Perfect chef. Perfect chef.
Gordon: Oh, "perfect chef!"
Danielle: Sorry, chef. [brings another wellington to the workstation]
Gordon: So the first two were what?!
Danielle: My (bleep)-up chef. Sorry, chef.
[Gordon checks her wellingtons; then finally brings them to the pass]

[the Red Team lost the night's service; they have nominated Jessica and Danielle for elimination]

Gordon: Okay, Danielle, Jessica step forward please. You know what? There's one more chef I'd like to hear from.
Narrator: With their dinner service loss, the Red team was forced to nominate two chefs for elimination. They put up Danielle and Jessica, but Chef Ramsay has his eye on a third.
Gordon: Because she could've killed someone tonight: (points to Jacqueline) Jacqueline! Get your ass up here. I mean honestly? Ms. Pink Chicken? Unacceptable!

Gordon: Ladies, you are not the same outfit that opened this competition, let me tell you. (members of the Blue team that won the night's service exchange smiles and grins amongst each other) If you think what you've been through is challenging so far... I... I'm gonna turn up the heat. Because I need to start separating the chefs, from the cooks. Got it?
Red team: Yes, chef!
Gordon: Piss off!

Gordon: Every dinner service, Danielle looked like a deer in the headlights, and that's why she ended up as dead meat.

Episode Five [11.5][edit]

Episode Six [11.6][edit]

[Barret brings tickets to the pass]
Gordon: Hey, Blue team!
Zach: (to the Blue team) Chef, pay attention!
Gordon: On order, four covers Table 23! (finds that the ticket was badly written) I mean, (bleep) me. (shows the ticket to the Blue team) Hey, look at the way he wrote that ticket. Look at how badly that's written out! Barret!
Barret: What happened?
Gordon: Rewrite the ti-- Where's Jean-Philippe? Jean-Philippe, what is that?
Jean-Philippe: Come on.
Gordon: Oh, (bleep) off! (tears up the ticket) Hey JP, take him (Barret) and yourself back to (bleep) Belgium! (bleep) right off! (bleep) off!

[Gordon checks a risotto at the pass]

Gordon: It's undercooked, the rice. Wow, (bleep) me. (returns to the workstation) Hey, the rice is undercooked! The rice is undercooked!
Amanda Giblin: That's not ready yet, guys.
Gordon: Start again!
Susan: Yes, chef.
Gordon: Come on! (to Jessica at the pass) What are you waiting on?
Jessica: [Table] 34 chef.
Gordon: Yeah, (bleep)-- come in here. Come in here! [Jessica enters the Red kitchen] How long have you been waiting?
Jessica: 20-30 minutes chef.
Gordon: Yeah, you've been actually waiting 32 minutes. Tell your (bleep) team!
Jessica: (to the Red team) Let's go, guys! Table 34!
Gordon: Why are you laughing?
Jessica: I'm not. I'm sorry, chef. [Gordon throws his spoon away on the workstation]
Gordon: (to the Red team) Hey, all of you stop! Come here, (bleep) all of you! (to Jessica) You think this is a joke.
Jessica: No, chef. I don't.
Gordon: (to the Red team) We're dying for Table 34's (bleep) appetizers (to Jessica) and you're coming in to laugh at (points to Susan) her. What's funny?
Jessica: Nothing chef.
Gordon: Do you want to go?
Jessica: No, chef. I don't.
Gordon: Can you tell your team to hurry up?
Jessica: (to the Red team) Let's go, team!
Susan: I'm ready!
Gordon: (to Jessica) Hey, it's sounds so funny, isn't it?
Jessica: No, chef.

[Gordon asks for halibut in the Blue kitchen]

Gordon: Where is the (bleep) halibut?!
Ray: Coming up chef.
Zach: Come on, guys! Let's push this!
Anthony: (to Ray) Let's go, come on. Get those up.
Narrator: Ray hurries to deliver his third attempt at the same order of fish.
Gordon: WHERE IS IT?!
Ray: (to Dan) Bring that up.
Dan: I got it right here chef. [brings Ray's halibut to the pass]
Zach: Come on, come on. Going down, good job.
Anthony: Please be cooked. For the love of God, be cooked.
Gordon: [checks Ray's halibut] Wellington beautifully cooked, sauce beautifully cooked.
Anthony: Thank you chef.
Gordon: But, I have a problem. [returns to the workstation] I have a big (bleep) problem. YES, I DO!! [knocks his hand on the workstation] DAMN!!!
Ray: (bleep) me!
Gordon: THIS IS RAW!!
Zach: Oh, my God!
Anthony: Oh, (bleep) me!
Gordon: THIS IS RAW!!!
Zach: (interview) Not again! Damn it! This can't be happening! (to Ray) Come on, Ray!
Gordon: IT'S JUST RAW!!! [knocks his hand on the workstation]
Michael: (to Ray) Get three more going. Put them in the oven.
Gordon: IT'S (BLEEP)!!
Zach: (interview) We're going down in flames! Titanic ain't got shit on us!
Gordon: I'M DONE!! (points to every member of the Blue team) You, you, you, you, you, you! GET OUT! GET THE (BLEEP) OUT OF HERE!!

James: (Storms into the blue team's dorm with raw halibut) Hey, where are you guys?!
Jon: Right here, Chef!
James: I spent 18 hours with you guys today, I give you everything I got, and that's the shit you're gonna give me in front of Chef Ramsay?! Make me look like an (bleep) in a dining room full of people, I'll resign myself! I can't look at you guys anymore!

[Gordon checks and slices a pork brought up by Mary]

Gordon: That's raw. (returns to the workstation and throws his spoon away; shows the raw pork to the Red team)
Amanda Giblin: Oh, my (bleep) god!
Mary: Gosh.
Gordon: Yeah, you kept me waiting 28 minutes for raw pork. (points to every member of the Red team) You, you, you, you, you, you, you (slams the tray on the workstation) GET OUT!! DISASTER!! GET OUT!!

[Gordon has called both teams downstairs after kicking them out of service]
Gordon: Stay there! We're not done yet! The sous chefs and I are still cooking in there. There is no winning team, you both lost! Think of two individuals from each team that you want rid off! Now (bleep) off upstairs! (returns to the kitchen) Unbelievable!

Episode Seven [11.7][edit]

[Episode picks up where the last episode left off at an elimination where four chiefs have given Chef Ramsay their jackets, but haven't been sent out the door as Ramsay has about to do something he's never done before]

Gordon: ALL FOUR OF YOU, are now, on probation! Go, BACK in line!
Ray: Thank you Chef.
Mary: Thank you Chef.
Gordon: Don't thank me yet, and here's why: Each and everyone of you, will have to earn your jacket back by the end of the next dinner service, and if you don't: (Gordon makes a swipe motion with his hand past his neck) you're history! Piss off!

(Both the red and blue teams leave to head back to the dorms, as Chef Ramsay looks on, shaking his head)

[After the Blue team finally won a challenge]

Dan: (Interview) About time! And the best part is: Look what I got! (Holds up his chef jacket up as he is now off probation, and heckles)

Gordon: When Jessica first arrived, I had high expectations for her. Unfortunately, she let us both down.

Episode Eight [11.8][edit]

Episode Nine [11.9][edit]

[Gordon notices the Red team not cooking any entrées]

Gordon: Hey pedicure, manicure! How long?
Jacqueline: I am waiting for Susan!
Gordon: No, you (bleep) you! She's (Susan) slicing the prime rib! And you just stopped the whole (bleep) kitchen. (calls the Red team to the pass) All of you! (calls Susan in the dining room) SUSAN!
Susan: Yes, chef?
Susan: (interview) I know everyone keeps saying, "Jacqueline is an amazing chef, she's so strong." (to Gordon) Yes, chef?
Gordon: You just stopped sending entrées, (to Susan) did you tell her (Jacqueline) to stop?
Susan: No.
Gordon: Oh, really?!
Susan: (interview) But if you can't perform with the lights turned on, then it's worthless.
Gordon: We are now stopped being serving meat that we're dying for, (to Jacqueline) have you heard of anything so (bleep) stupid?!
Jacqueline: No.
Gordon: The less you give me your best, go home! OVER!
Jacqueline: Yes, chef.
Gordon: Get it together. Have a little meeting.
Susan: I know what table is next. If I need to rush, I could rush.
Jacqueline: Okay.
Gordon: HURRY UP!!
Red team: Yes, chef!
Susan: Let's go guys.

[Gordon checks and slices a New York strip brought up by Ray]

Gordon: They're (bleeping) raw. (bleep) off. (to the Blue team) Hey, raw New York!
Ray: Oh, (bleep) me. (interview) Oh, my God. He just can't catch a break.
Gordon: (to Ray) Come here you. Just (bleep) come here! Who cooked it?
Ray: I---.
Gordon: ANSWER!!!
Ray: I did chef. I cooked it. I'll take it. I did chef.
Gordon: This is where it goes so (bleep) badly! It's not even red in there!
Ray: I understand chef.
Gordon: Two of you on the section! [knocks his hand on the workstation] Do you have any fight left?!
Anthony: Michael, make another one!
Michael: I'm gonna cook. I'm gonna cook.
Jon: (interview) Ray, Michael. Pull your heads out of your asses and cook the fucking meat!
Ray: Here, I got the (bleep) New York strip, okay?
Michael: I got it on.
Ray: Don't rush the steaks.
Michael: (interview) Ray, please stop talking. Let me (bleep) cook the meat. I got it.
Gordon: How long for that New York strip?
Michael: Three and a half chef.
Gordon: Oh, (bleep)-- take the table back. Oh, (bleep) me. (gives the tray of entrées to Ray) Ray, hey. (Bleep) off. Take that. Take it. A (bleep) joke!

[Gordon checks on filet mignon brought up by Jacqueline]

Gordon: It's raw now. Now they're taking the piss. (returns to the workstation and repeatedly knocks it) What is it for the second (bleep) time?!
Amanda Giblin: It's (bleep) raw chef.
Gordon: That's right! It's (bleep) raw!! (throws a filet on the workstation)
Amanda Giblin: I have two more in the oven.
Gordon: (points to Amanda, Jacqueline, Nedra and Cyndi) You, you, you, you! (BLEEP) OFF, ALL FOUR OF YOU! GET OUT! GET OUT!!

Episode Ten [11.10][edit]

Episode Eleven [11.11][edit]

Episode Twelve [11.12][edit]

Episode Thirteen [11.13][edit]

[Continuing from the last episode, the red team drew a name out of a hat for which member to move to the blue team instead of deliberating.]

Gordon: All of you, head back to the red (bleep) kitchen and spend two minutes and decide amongst you! Hurry up! I didn't ask you to stick it in a (bleep) hat like some (bleep) game show! What is this?!

[Gordon checks on scallops brought up by Ja'Nel]

Gordon: They're overcooked. No, no, no, no, no.
Andi: Oh, (bleep).
Susan: Yeah, we're moving. We got this.
Gordon: We're not (bleep) moving and yet you haven't got anything. What is that (bleep)?
Ja'Nel: I'll do it again chef. I'm sorry, chef.
Gordon: Look at them. Just touch them. That is disgusting!
Ja'Nel: (interview) This is my worst nightmare. (bleep)!
Gordon: I cannot believe you done that! What is happening in here?! (points to Susan) She's cooking four risottos, we need two (points to Ja'Nel) and you're bastardizing scallops! I'll reduce the menu, I'll pull down the appetizers, pull down the entrées for you to shine!
Susan: (interview) Ja'Nel is dronwning at this point. You are dragging the team down.
Mary: (interview) I just want to slap her. Ja'Nel, wake up! Come on! You're so much better than this!
Gordon: Get a grip!
Ja'Nel: Yes, chef.
Susan: (to Ja'Nel) Go get it chef. You'll get better chef.
Ja'Nel: Give me two minutes on those scallops.
Susan: We got this. We're good.
Gordon: "We got this"? (bleep) hell. She (Ja'Nel) can't even cook a scallop.

Gordon: Nedra!
Nedra: Yes, chef?
Gordon: Why can't you do the cold? (to Zach) Why did she drop [the pasta] that?
Zach: She said she don't need any help.
Gordon: My worry is the slowness.
Nedra: (interview) Chef, just watch how to let me (bleep) do this, I don't need no help!
Gordon: If I was on the Blue team, I'd have her off the (bleep) appetizers, I'll put her on the garnish, and someone with a pair of balls could step up and take over that (bleep) mess! (to the Blue team; goes to Nedra's station) All of you, come here! Just look! Just look at the (bleep) mess in here! The (bleep), the disarray, the disorganization and look, [gets a basket of pasta on Nedra's station] look, look. LOOK AT THE MESS!!

[Gordon checks on scallops brought up by Jon]

Gordon: This is a joke. They're not seared! (returns to the workstation) All of you, come here! Quick!
Jon: Are you serious?
Gordon: Like mush. Mush, mush MUSH! (knocks his hand on the workstation) It's just a (bleep) joke!
Anthony: (bleep)! (interview) God, are you kidding me? We can't even get past hot apps this late of the competition? God, it's humiliating!
Gordon: Yet again, we're (bleep) struggling! I'm putting the gas, I'm turning the engine, I'm driving every (bleep) table! I'M DONE!!
Anthony: (interview) Please, don't let this be happening again.
Gordon: (points to Zach, Jon, Anthony and Nedra) Listen, listen, listen, listen! (BLEEP) OFF, (BLEEP) OFF, (BLEEP) OFF, (BLEEP) OFF! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! IDIOTS!!

[Gordon checks on halibut brought up by Ja'Nel; finds that it's raw]

Mary: There's gonna be--.
Gordon: (interrupting Mary) No, it's not four minutes, come here! It's sushi time! Just touch that. I don't know what you're doing now. Do you know who this is for?
Cyndi: The VIP chef.
Ja'Nel: (Interview) The one VIP in the house and I'm fucking ruining it. (to Gordon) Sorry, chef. (Interview) I hope this is a bad dream. I mean someone pinch me, slap me, shake me out of this hell hole that I'm in right now.
Gordon: I'm done! (points to Ja'Nel, Susan, Mary and Cyndi) YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU (BLEEP) OFF OUT OF HERE!!
Cyndi: (bleep) me!
Gordon: GET OUT! (to Cyndi) Hey! Excuse me, Madam!
Cyndi: Yes, chef!
Gordon: "(bleep) me"?! How about "(BLEEP) YOU"?!
Cyndi: (interview) How are we making these stupid mistakes?
Gordon: I'm done! (BLEEP) OFF! OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!!

Gordon: Nedra wore a red jacket and a blue jacket, but after tonight's performance, I knew that she wouldn't be wearing a black jacket.

Episode Fourteen [11.14][edit]

Episode Fifteen [11.15][edit]

[After Anthony has been eliminated]

Gordon: Zach, come here! (Zach walks up to Chef Ramsay as the women and Jon look on in awe)(Pause) Do your jacket up! I'm watching you closely, Back in line!

Episode Sixteen [11.16][edit]

Episode Seventeen [11.17][edit]

Episode Eighteen [11.18][edit]

Episode Nineteen [11.19][edit]

Gordon: Here we go. Two covers, Table 21: two mussels, entrée: one halibut, one New York Strip.
Final Five: Yes, Chef!
Susan: Two minutes on this order: one halibut, one New York!
Jon: Three minutes, heard.
Gordon: Who called? What's she yelling about? Susan called out halibut, New York steak and we haven't sent out the appetizers. What's going Susan?
Susan: Right now, we have one halibut, and one New York!
Gordon: Hey, all of you, come here! Stop what you're doing, all of you. She's firing entrees, one halibut, one New York Strip. FYI dumbo, we haven't even sent the appetizers!
Mary: (interview) What is Susan thinking right now? Like, what are you thinking Susan?
Gordon: Is the ticket crossed out?
Final Five: No, Chef.
Gordon: What are you doing to them?
Susan: We fired that ticket, Chef.
Gordon: Who's we?! I didn't!
Antonio Sabato Jr.: She's screwed.
Gordon: All of a sudden, you're the chef, right?
Susan: No, Chef! No!
Gordon: Step up. Here you go. (takes off his apron and gives it to Susan) Here you go. You (bleep) run it then. Here you go. Andi, leave her alone.
Jon: (interview) Susan can't even give correct times on her own station. She's running the kitchen? (sighs) We're (bleep).
Susan: Sorry.
Gordon: You run it! (Bleep) it, there you go, run it! (tosses his tongs on the hotplate) (Bleep) good luck. Off you go. This is a (bleep) joke. Andi, (bleep) 'em. Leave 'em. (Gordon and Andi walk out of the kitchen) Pathetic.

Episode Twenty [11.20][edit]

Episode Twenty One (Two Hour Finale) [11.21][edit]

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