Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) (season 1)
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The following is a list of quotes from the first season of the 1987 series Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Season 1
[edit]Turtle Tracks
[edit]- Michaelangelo: [To April] Well, what do you think?
- April: I think you did those robberies.
[She makes a break for the exit but is blocked off by Donatello]
- Raphael: Ah ah ah ah ah. Wait a minute. Did I miss something here? Ain't you up on current events, lady? We just saved your life.
- April: The thieves were ninjas, pal.
- Michaelangelo: Yeah, but were they turtles?
- April: It doesn't matter. You're still news.
- Donatello: No way. You put us on TV and every scientist in town will be after us.
- Raphael: And we spent half our lives crawling around the bottom of a glass bowl. And we ain't going back.
- Donatello: Which means that you're staying here until we work this out.
- Michaelangelo: We're not gonna find anything here.
Enter The Shredder
[edit]- Shredder: I must congratulate you. [enters to meet the turtles]
- Donatello: It's the same guy we fought last night
- Shredder: You passed the test with flying colors.
- Raphael: Test? What test?
- Shredder: Your hairy little friend knows me as Oroku Saki, but you may call me "The Shredder".
- Raphael: A kitchen utensil?
- Shredder: You would be wise to lose your flippant ways if you wish to join the honorable Foot Clan.
- Leonardo: Why should we want to do that?
- Shredder: Because it was I who made you what you are today. If not for me, Hamato Yoshi would never have left Japan. I followed him to this country, where I gained my advanced technology, including my rare experimental mutagen. It was I who caused you to mutate into your humanoid form. You owe everything to me! Don't deny your destiny. Join me.
- Raphael: Does the phrase "go suck a lemon" hold any meaning to you?
A Thing About Rats
[edit]- Splinter: What's a matter, April?
[The Turtles have tied up Baxter Stockman]
- Michelangelo: You wanna clue us in on what this is?
- Baxter: It's the remote control for my mousers.
- Leonardo: Do you have any more of these "mousers"?
- Baxter: No, but the Shredder has. Hundreds of them.
- Leonardo: Where is the Shredder now?
- Baxter: I'll never talk.
- Raphael: You better. Or else I'm going to get 'Sai-castic'.
[Raphael pulls out his sai and intimidates Baxter.]
- Baxter: [He talks in a terrified rapid pace] He's in an old mansion on Green Street near Kent. He's got a master control for all the mousers there.
- Raphael: [Sheathes his sai] See? Nothing beats cutting wit.
Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X
[edit]- [Bebop and Rocksteady are fighting Krang's stone warriors]
- Shredder: Stop, stop! STOP!
- [Bebop, Rocksteady and Krang's stone warriors stop firing]
- Rocksteady: Oh, we was starting to have fun.
- Shredder: Shut up! You are Krang's stone warriors are you not?
- General Tragg: Yeah. So?
- Shredder: There is something I must show you.
- General Tragg: We gonna catch those kids.
[The Turtles are battling with the Neutrinos on their star mobiles. Donatello is getting his shell scraped during the scuffle]
- Donatello: Hey, cut it out. You're ruining my finish.
- April: You got 'em! Who are they? Let's interrogate them!
- Michelangelo: It's okay April, they're cool.
- Dask: Cool? Daddio, we are frozen!
Shredder & Splintered
[edit]- Krang: Now, wretched reptiles, you will face... the wrath of Krang!
- Michelangelo: Wasn't that the name of a movie?
- Leonardo: I don't believe I saw it.
- Raphael: And I don't believe I'm seeing this!
- Michaelangelo: Uh-oh. It's that Retro Mutant Thing-of-a-bob.
- Donatello: He's gonna use it to turn us into ordinary turtles
- Raphael: Well, gang, it looks like it's back to the ol' pet store for us.
- Shredder: No, far from it. Tonight I dine on turtle soup.
- Shredder: What the devil happened? Where the devil are we? Dimension X? No!
- Krang: At last, I can conquer my home dimension.
- Shredder: But I don't want to conquer this place! I want to conquer Earth!
- Krang: In Dimension X, I am absolute master. You will do my bidding from now on.
- Shredder: The Shredder takes orders from no one!
- Krang: We shall see, Oroku Saki.
Voice Cast
[edit]- Irma - Jennifer Darling
- April O'Neil - Renae Jacobs
- Mr. Thompson - Pat Fraley
- Vernon - Pat Fraley
- Leonardo - Cam Clarke
- Raphael - Rob Paulsen
- Michelangelo - Townsend Coleman
- Donatello - Barry Gordon
- Splinter - Peter Renaday
- Shredder - James Avery
- Bebop - Barry Gordon
- Rocksteady - Cam Clarke
- Krang - Pat Fraley
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