Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) (season 3)
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Season 3
[edit]Beneath These Streets
[edit]- [Splinter attacks the turtles and throws them around the lair]
- Splinter: You are losing your fighting edge, my turtles. Were it Shredder who attacked you, he would not be so lenient.
- Raphael: Aw, come on, Master Splinter, we already sent chrome-dome and Krang to the Earth's core.
- Michelangelo: Yeah, right. Those dudes are totally dusted.
- Splinter: Without positive proof, it would be unwise to assume that Shredder and Krang have been vanquished. Beyond that, may I remind you that you are still crime fighters, and that the streets of this city are still filled with crime. I suggest doing each ninja exercise twice. You obviously need the practice.
- Leonardo: Well, you heard Master Splinter. Let's do it!
Turtles on Trial
[edit]- Leonardo: Let's get him!
- Turtles: Turtle power!
- Michelangelo: Cowabunga!
Attack of the 50-Foot Irma
[edit]- Irma: Please, April. Just one little cookie.
- April: Forget it, Irma.
- Irma: Ooh, oh, look. My favorite flavor of ice cream. Mm.
- Irma: Thank you, turtles. I feel like such an overgrown klutz.
- Leonardo: Now, Irma, it's not that bad.
- Irma: Yes, it is. I'll never be normal again.
- Michelangelo: Aw, lighten up, Irma. It's no biggie.
- Irma: No biggie?! (cries)
- Raphael: Oh, nice work, Michelangelo. You and your big mouth.
- Irma: Big mouth!? Waah!
- Donatello: Hey! Cut it out! I just had my shell turtle-waxed.
- Irma: And I used to think it would be fun to be tall!
- Raphael: No, Irma, don't!
- Irma: Oops! I did it again.
Camera Bugged
[edit]Sky Turtles
[edit]- April: What's going on?!
The Old Switcheroo
[edit]- (Pan into the Channel Six news stations while with the sounds like Irma sobs)
- Irma: OHH!! Men are such beasts! [sobs]
- April O'Neil: [pauses] Is it Eliot, the new fella you just met?
- Irma: Don't never mention his name again!? His idea of a double date was showing up with another girlfriend!?
- April O'Neil: ?
- Mr. Thompson: APRIIIIIIIIIL, get in here!
- Bebop: Say bye-bye ratso. Yaah!
- Bebop: Huh, did you hear that?
- Rocksteady: Hey. What's up? He's actually nice to you.
Four Musketurtles
[edit]- Mr. Thompson: [pauses; opens the door] April, Irma, get in here!
- Both: Yes sir, Mr. Thompson? Coming!
Attack of Big MACC
[edit]The Grybyx
[edit]- Leonardo: [screams] It's Grybyx.
- April & Irma: Grybyx?
Turtles at the Earth's Core
[edit]Shredderville
[edit]- Splinter: Get up, Donatello? Get up! Donatello, get up!
The Ninja Sword of Nowhere
[edit]- April: [covers you mouth Irma] No Irma, don't say it.
The Missing Map
[edit]Turtles, Turtles Everywhere
[edit]Mister Ogg Goes on Town
[edit]Michelangelo's Birthday
[edit]- April: That's Michelangelo.
- Leonardo: That cake was Michelangelo surprise birthday tomorrow.
- Irma: Oops, sorry.
Leatherhead: Terror of the Swamp
[edit]- April: Oh great, I'm doomed to be a decrepit twenty-eight-year-old hag!
- Irma: Icky things? Oh, yuck! I just remembered a nail apartment back in the city. Ciao!
The Gang's All Here
[edit]- Donatello: The chocolate chip pizza.
- Michelangelo: Chocolate chip pizza?!
Enter the Rat King
[edit]- April: Okay, Irma! Let's roll!
- Irma: So, what did you find out?
- April: I think Burne’s exaggerating. I didn't see a single rat. [Rats chew holes in the tires on the news van] I'm entitled to my opinion. You don't have to hiss at me.
- Irma: Who's hissing? I agree with you. Oh, no! Two flat tires.
- April: Make that four flat tires.
Pizza by the Shred
[edit]- Raphael: Hey, Donatello, I thought you fixed this.
- Donatello: Whoa! I did, and now it's fixing us!
- Leonardo: I'll handle this!
- Raphael: This beats everything. Now what are we gonna have for dinner?
- Leonardo: Surrender, Shredder.
- Shredder: Say cheese, shellback. [grabs Rat King's pizza]
- Rat King: Give me back my pizza! [Shredder throws the pizza at Leonardo's head]
- Leonardo: I've been pizza-faced. Ooh, crunchy.
The Fifth Turtle
[edit]20,000 Leaks Under the City
[edit]- Splinter: Look. Squid.
- Turtles: No! Squid! Gangway! I'm out of here!
The Big Break In
[edit]April Fool
[edit]- Irma: Yes, April, I like it-- [hiccups] Oops!
- Leonardo: Did you hiccup?!
- April: Not a chance, Shredder!
- Shredder: As your wish.
Case of the Hot Kimono
[edit]- Michelangelo: Oh, no. This disaster city. I can't look!?
The Great Boldini
[edit]The Big Blow Out
[edit]Green With Jealousy
[edit]- Raphael, Michelangelo & Leonardo: Three sailors?
- Irma: You're gonna problem with that?!
Leatherhead Meets The Rat King
[edit]Take Me to Your Leader
[edit]The Making of Metalhead
[edit]- Leonardo: It's so nice of you to look after us while we're sick, April. By the way, this soup is cold. Could you warm it up again?
- Raphael: April, can I have a glass of water?
- Donatello: Could you get me another blanket?
- Michelangelo: Tell me a story.
- April: Ah, for a bunch of heroes on the half shell, they can be real babies!
- Leonardo: What is it?
- Donatello: He looks like a giant turtle.
- Splinter: Be careful, my students. You are pitted against a superior fighting machine.
- Raphael: That doesn't scare us.
- Metalhead: I am Metalhead. I crush turtles.
- Raphael: Now, that scares us.
Burne's Blues
[edit]Corporate Raiders from Dimension X
[edit]- Raphael: Oh, no. Not again! I'm beginning to hate that invention.
Invasion of the Turtle Snatchers
[edit]The Big Rip Off
[edit]Return to the Fly
[edit]Blast from the Past
[edit]The Turtle Terminator
[edit]- Donatello: That might be a clue. It looks like someone tracked it in. If we knew what it is and where it came from, we'd know where took Irma.
- Irma: Oh boy! You've come to rescue me! Now I can go on my date.
- Turtles: Shh! Quiet.
- Shredder: The turtles! Get them!
- Raphael: Perhaps in the sewers to the pizza--
- Rocksteady: We do now!
- April: It's Rocksteady. Go, Irma and Turtles! GO!
- Rocksteady: [grabs Irma] Gotcha! I gonna to ties the ropes!
- Bebop: Let's go!
- April: [Irma shrieks] Irma! [Irma: Let me go!!] Get back here with my Irma! You pay for this! [gasps] They've escaped!
- Tiffany: Escaped?!
- Turtle Terminator: Go Turtles. Zap go turtles!
- Mr. Thompson: Yikes! It's Turtle Terminator!
- All: Here we are! Over here! Hey, android!
Usagi Come Home
[edit]Cowabunga Shredhead
[edit]- Donatello: Hey, Michelangelo, how about a pizza with the works?
- Michelangelo: Pizza? No way, dude. I crave pizza no more.
- Leonardo: Amazing.
- Donatello: Astonishing.
- Raphael: Not bad. Maybe now it's safe to order out for some pizzas.
- Shredder: No need, dudes. I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out.
- Leonardo: It's Shredder!
- Shredder: Where!? Where!?
- Raphael: Psst! Yo, April.
- April: Turtles, what are you doing here?
- Shredder: Hey, babe! What's going down in this here town?
- April: [gasps] I don't believe it. That's Shred-
- Leonardo: [covers April's mouth] Whatever you do, don't say his name. I'll explain later.
Mutagen Monster
[edit]Bye Bye Fly
[edit]Beware the Lotus
[edit]- Tiffany: [camera clicks] Say, "cheese!"
- Irma, Vernon, April O'Neil, Mr. Thompson: Cheese!
- Donatello: Wow, way to go, Wolfman.
Casey Jones: Outlaw Hero
[edit]Super Bebop and Mighty Rocksteady
[edit]The Maltese Hamster
[edit]Usagi Yojimbo
[edit]Extra Link
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