The Venture Bros.
The Venture Bros. is an American adult animated television series created by Jackson Publick and written by Publick and Doc Hammer. It chronicles the adventures of two dopey teenage boys Hank and Dean, their mediocre "super-scientist" father (and former boy adventurer) Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture, and their secret-agent bodyguard Brock Samson.
The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay
- (Dr. Venture and the boys run into the hangar. Brock is wrestling with a mummy.)
- Brock: Stay back! Another one of those mummies got stuck in our landing gear.
- Mummy: Who dares to desecrate the sacred tomb of- oof!
- (Brock kicks the mummy in the groin and then proceeds to beat him as the mummy protests.)
- Mummy: Ow! Hey, hey! Wait a minute. (Brock breaks the mummys arm.) There's no reason to - aarghhh! (Brock delivers a karate chop to the throat.) Oof! Ow, oh, hey!
- Hank: Holy toledo, he ripped on him!
- Dean: Way to give him a little chin music Brock!
- Dr. Venture: Well that ought to take care of tha-
- Dean: Look, Brock still ain't done with him!
- (Brock unzips his pants and preceeds to urinate on the mummy.)
- Hank: That's showing him who's boss, Brock-O!
- Dr. Venture: Was that really necessary?
- Brock: You have to defile a mummy completely or they'll come back to life. You know that.
- UN Guard: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your weapon.
- Dr. Venture: It's all right, soldier. Mr. Samson is my bodyguard.
- UN Guard: Just the same, doctor. I'm going to have to confiscate it from you.
- Brock: (growls furiously) Go ahead. (gives a horrible grin) Take it from me.
- (Guard looks back to another guard, who shakes his head in absolute fear.)
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