No Time to Spy: A Loud House Movie

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No Time to Spy: A Loud House Movie is a 2024 American animated spy comedy television film based on the television series.

Dialogue

Fifi: You don't remember me, Agent 28? Because I remember you. The day you ruined my life will be etched in my mind forever!

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Fifi: This is my monologue and I've been waiting years to exact my revenge, and when I saw your wedding announcement in the Royal Woods Gazette, I was elated. [to the Loud family] I've been studying you all for months now. I know who's a genius, [points to Lisa] I know who's creepy, [points to Lucy] I even know who's prone to flatulence.

Lynn: Is it me? 'Cause this one's a toss up between Lori and I.

Lori: Stop it, Lynn.

Fifi: But I needed a way to get close, and I found it with you, Lincoln! A wittle boy playing spy. I knew if I could lure you into my spy game, you wouldn't be able to resist.

Lincoln: Wait a sec? You mean, the boat, the restaurant, the dune buggy?

Fifi: It was all a setup!

Lincoln: I can't believe I fell for it.

Fifi: I can, you're just an irresponsible child. I mean, you couldn't even take care of a couple wedding rings. You've led your loved ones right into my trap!

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Lincoln: This is all my fault.

Myrtle: Lincoln…

Lincoln: No. Fifi was right. I'm just a dumb kid playing spy. I couldn't even keep track of your rings. [starts sobbing on the verge of tears] I ruined the wedding and our lives, and now we're stuck up here forever because of me! [takes off his bow tie, sobbing quietly, then takes his bags and dumps his David Steele stuff into the toilet]

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[The Louds, Pop-Pop, and Myrtle land on the beach in the escape pod after Lincoln saved them by sacrificing himself]

Lynn Sr.: [frantically] Call the Air Force! Radio NASA! Does anyone know an astronaut?!

[Rita hugs her husband and cries in despair over the loss of her son while Pop-Pop, Myrtle, and the Loud sisters all become saddened over losing their beloved Lincoln]

Myrtle: [soon breaks down sobbing; suddenly then notices one of Lincoln's discarded David Steele comic books, and finds a drawing of her and Lincoln riding on the e-scooter together with the words written, "Coolest Grandma Ever", realizing how much Lincoln admired her, and continues sobbing; continues reading the comic book and realizes something] Rita! Lynn! Kids! I have an idea! We just need to get back to the rocket console.

(Back at The Loud House, Mr. Grouse is sitting at The backyard, enjoying some Lynn- sagnas.)

Mr. Grouse; 5 layers of love. (hás already eaten 11 trays of Lynn - sagnas and left them right on the Platform for Lisa's laser. A Small antenna deploys itself and sends a sugnal, much to Grouse's unknowness) Yummy dum dum.

(Inside Dufus' base, the Louds Have Made it to the rocket console.)

Lisa; (While She and Myrtle are typing commands to connect Lisa's laser) We've established a connection with My Laser, but l only see One viable satellite That can course - correct the rocket. It's moving Fast, só We've only got One shot.

(The rocket blasts out of the atmosphere.)

Lisa; (finds the One viable satellite on the screen) Aha! Right There! It's the satellite! Deploying Laser. (Inputs a command That activistas the laser)

(Back at The Loud House, the laser emerges from the ground, frightening Mr. Grouse. He drops his Lynn - sagna and runs off, yelling.)

Lisa: (Laughs) Behold! The Power of science. (Hits the button and Fires a laser, which blasts through the atmosphere and collides with the targeted satellite. The Loud Family became worried as The events unfold on the screen. The satellite veers towards the rocket)

Lincoln: (sees the satellite) Huh?

(It Hits the rocket, causing it to rotate around.)

Lisa: Impact successful!

(The rocket ends up upside down, and it Fires its thrusters Again, causing it to blasts into earth. The Louds Run out of Dufus' Base and See the rocket plummet to the earth.)

Lynn Sr.: Look! There He is!

(Fragments of the Rocket burn Away from entering the atmosphere as it continues to Fall.)

Lily: LINCOLN!!

(The rocket plummets into the Seas and Crashes into the Bottom, causing 3 fish to scatter. Water on the great damage on the rocket starts to Pour inside. Lincoln wakes up, ended up on the ceiling and sees the water flooding In. The Louds Run into the Seas.)

Albert; That's My Best Man! I'm coming, Little Buddy! (dives into the seas and swims down to rhe Rocket. He looks into the glass and sees that the Tank is already flooded with Lincoln Still on the ceiling, unconscious. Albert braces Himself into a rock, and starts to kick the Glass to break it. Depsite his Efforts to Make some cracks In the water, he's too late. The container is filled with Flooded water with Lincoln completely submerged and unconscious and falls on the ceiling. Albert furrows his eyebrows, takes out his hydraulic knuckles and yells in great bravery while puncing the Glass.)

(Back on the shore, Everyone watch in Worry)

Lucy: l should Have brought more coffins. (Luna slaps Her) Ow.

(Then, Lincoln and Albert finally surface. Everyone cheer While running to greet the two. Myrtle and Lynn Sr. Are left behind.)

Lynn Sr.; (Tearfully) How could That Man ever think he's small potatoes? He's the... (starts to cry) the biggest Potato l know!

(Myrtle hands him a napkin before he cries on it. The other's Run into Lincoln to See If he's OK.)

Lincoln: You... (Choking) You -- you --...

Lana: (slaps up Lincoln's Back. He coughs up a fish)

Lynn: (catches the fish In Her hands) Lori, think Fast! (Throws the fish to Lori, which Hits Her face)

Lincoln; Thanks, Lana. Pop Pop, you saved me.

Albert: Aw, it Was Mostly Myrtle.

Lisa: It Was Her Plan to use My laser.

Myrtle: l couldn't Have done it without David Steele... (Takes out Lincoln's Comic book) and all of you.

(The Louds Look at Myrtle, smiling)

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[Last lines]

Myrtle: Mission accomplished, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Mission accomplished, Gran-Gran.

Cast

• Bentley Griffin – Lincoln
• Alex Cazares – Myrtle
• Piotr Michael – Pop-Pop
• Amy Sedaris – Fifi Dufus
• Catherine Taber – Lori
• Liliana Mumy – Leni
• Nika Futterman – Luna
• Cristina Pucelli – Luan, Mr. Coconuts
• Jessica DiCicco – Lynn Jr. and Lucy
• Grey DeLisle Griffin – Lola, Lana, and Lily
• Lara Jill Miller – Lisa
• Jill Talley – Rita
• Brian Stepanek – Lynn Sr. and Todd
• John DiMaggio – Mr. Grouse and Flop Phillipini
• Paul Wight – Ham Hand
• Dan Folger – Rufus Dufus