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The Loud House (2016–present) is an American children animated television series created by Chris Savino for Nickelodeon. The series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of an accident-prone boy named Lincoln Loud, who survives as the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.

A spin-off series, entitled The Casagrandes, features Ronnie Anne Santiago and her extended Casagrande family living in Great Lakes City.

Seasons

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Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
Season 4
Season 5
Season 6
Season 7
Season 8
Season 9
Season 10
Season 11

Recurring quotes

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Lincoln: Dang it.

Lori: Literally...

Leni: Like...

Luna: Dude!

Luan: Get it?

Lucy: Sigh.

Shorts

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Bathroom Break!

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Slice of Life

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Deuces Wild

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12 Days of Christmas

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The Loud Family: On the first day of Christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
Lori: A phone plan for me and Bobby!
Bobby: [on phone] Feliz Navidad, babe.
The Loud Family: On the second day of Christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
Leni: Two turtlenecks! Ew! EW!
Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
The Loud Family: On the third day of Christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
Luna: Three french horns! [toots] ROCKIN!
Leni: Two turtlenecks!
Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
The Loud Family: On the fourth day of Christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
Luan: Four awesome pranks! [putting a whoopee cushion on Lori's chair, a joy buzzer on Luna's hand, squirting flowers in Leni's eyes and slamming pie on Lincoln's face]
Luna: Three french horns!
Leni: Two turtlenecks!
Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
The Loud Family: On the fifth day of Christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
Lynn: Five goals to score! [Lynn is throwing hockey pucks]
Luan: Four awesome pranks!
Luna: Three french horns!
Leni: Two turtlenecks!
Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
The Loud Family: On the sixth day of Christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
Lincoln: Six new Ace Savvy's! [Lincoln reads it in his undies]
Lynn: Five goals to score!
Luan: Four awesome pranks!
Luna: Three french horns!
Leni: Two turtlenecks!
Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
The Loud Family: On the seventh day of Christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
Lucy: [Opens up her coffin and shows seven bats] Seven bats-a-flying.
Lincoln: Six new Ace Savvy's.
Lynn: Five goals to score!
Luan: Four awesome pranks!
Luna: Three french horns!
Leni: Two turtlenecks!
Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
The Loud Family: On the eighth day of Christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
Lana: Eight tasty mud pies! [Lana throws a mud pie to the screen]
Lucy: Seven bats-a-flying.
Lincoln: Six new Ace Savvy's.
Lynn: Five goals to score!
Luan: Four awesome pranks!
Luna: Three french horns!
Leni: Two turtlenecks!
Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
The Loud Family: On the ninth day of Christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
Lola: Nine pageant sashes!
Lana:: Eight tasty mud pies!
Lucy: Seven bats-a-flying.
Lincoln: Six new Ace Savvy's.
Lynn: Five goals to score!
Luan: Four awesome pranks!
Luna: Three french horns!
Leni: Two turtlenecks!
Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
The Loud Family: On the tenth day of Christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
Lisa: Ten beakers mixing! [EXPLODES]
Lola: Nine pageant sashes! Lana: Eight tasty mud pies!
Lucy: Seven bats-a-flying.
Lincoln: Six new Ace Savvy's.
Lynn: Five goals to score!
Luan: Four awesome pranks!
Luna: Three french horns!
Leni: Two turtlenecks!
Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
The Loud Family: On the eleventh day of Christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
Lynn Loud Sr: [gags and removes Lily's stinky diaper] Eleven smelly diapers! Ugh!
Lily: Poo-poo!
Lisa: Ten beakers mixing!
Lola: Nine pageant sashes! Lana: Eight tasty mud pies!
Lucy: Seven bats-a-flying.
Lincoln: Six new Ace Savvy's.
Lynn: Five goals to score!
Luan: Four awesome pranks!
Luna: Three french horns!
Leni: Two turtlenecks!
Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
The Loud Family: On the twelfth day of Christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
Rita: Twelve Louds-a-looking.
Lynn Loud Sr: KIDS! HEY.
[They put away everything and they're back to normal]
Lynn Loud Sr: Eleven smelly diapers!
Lisa: Ten beakers mixing!
Lola: Nine pageant sashes!
Lana: Eight tasty mud pies!
Lucy: Seven bats-a-flying.
Lincoln: Six new Ace Savvy's.
Lynn: Five goals to score!
Luan: Four awesome pranks!
Luna: Three french horns!
Leni: Two turtlenecks!
Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
Lori: Love you too Boo-Boo Bear!
The Loud Family: Merry Christmas from The Loud House!
Rita: Merry Christmas!
[Luna strums her guitar]

No End In Bite

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Speaking Sibling

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So Long, Sucker

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Robot Sitcom

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FriendBot 1000: I am so stoked about the Dream Boat finale.
Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: Me too, FriendBot 1000.
Todd: [tries turning on the TV] Argh. The entertainment cube is nonfunctional.
FriendBot 1000: May we call our own landlady if not?
Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: Lisa forbid us to bother her during her lab hours.
Todd: [hitting the TV, finds the plugging system unplugged] Never mind. It is just unplugged. Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms, I assume this was your doing.
Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: [offended] Why are you always piling on me, Todd?!

The Maltese Bear

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Put a Sock in It

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10-Headed Beast

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Narrator: A formidable barbarian in a world of chaos, Linc the White-Haired trudges through the marshes. Though a mighty warrior he may be, Linc the White-Haired suffers." [Linc the White-Haired groans. He plants his sword blade-first into the grass and sits on a log.] "He suffers from the curse of boredom."
[A rustling sound echoes through the marsh. Linc grabs his sword and is caught off-guard by another warrior resembling Warrior Sid Chang and her sister Princess Adelaide Chang]
Warrior Sid Chang: Be easy, my fellow warrior. We mean you no harm. My name is Warrior Sid.
Princess Adelaide Chang: And I'm Princess Adelaide.
Linc: Greetings, Chang girls.
Princess Adelaide Chang: We heard overheard your tale of woe, and I may be able to help you. For there is a tale of an ancient artifact that may remedy the boredom that beseeches you. It is said that the artifact has the power to manipulate a black mirror with visions of adventure, romance, comedy, and competitive baking skills. Surely this will alleviate your curse of boredom.
Linc: So, do you 2 know where this artifact lies?
Warrior Sid Chang: Yes. We must travel to... the Downstairs of Doom.
[The three warriors are at the Downstairs of Doom]
Princess Adelaide Chang: The artifact is somewhere down there.
Linc: "Down the Stairs of Doom?"
Warrior Sid Chang: "Yep."
Linc: "We'd better be on guard. Who knows what monsters lurk down there?"
Princess Adelaide Chang: "Right. Let's conquer these Stairs of Doom!"
Linc, Warrior Sid and Princess Adelaide Chang: [both grab each other's hands] "Yeah!"
Warrior Sid Chang: "Here we go-" [trips down the stairs, his staff clatters to the ground]
Linc: "Sid, are you hurt?"
Warrior Sid Chang: "Just my warrior pride." [rubs arm] "Okay, yeah, I'm a little hurt."
Linc: "Look! 'Tis the mystical black mirror you spoke of!"
Warrior Sid Chang: "Aye. The artifact is close."
Black Mirror: "We now return to Bake It to Make It!"
Linc, Warrior Sid and Princess Adelaide Chang: "The artifact!"
[The artifact is guarded by a ten-headed beast, each of its heads resembling the sisters]
Princess Adelaide Chang: "A ten-headed beast is guarding it! We'll never get past a foe that fierce!"
Linc: "We'll just have to be stealthy."

King of the Chair

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Clyde's Two Dads

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Wet, Lather, & Scrub

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Muscle Fish

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Robot Reboot

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Super Switcheroo-niverse

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Mr. Bolhofner: What in the blue blazes, Loud?! This is your report on plate tectonics?!
Lincoln: Mr. Bolhofner, I can explain--
Mr. Bolhofner: You had two weeks to prepare for this! I should send you back to kindergarten! What were you thinking?! And somebody shut up that theremin music! This is lazy, irresponsible, rassafrassin'- [burbles]

Right Where We Belong

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Flippee Jingle

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Trash Grab

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[After the Loud pets lie down with full bellies from their victory trash dinner after locking Nacho up in a cage and putting him in the attic, Lana walks over to the door as it knocks and answers it, revealing Flip]
Flip: Muddy Loud, have you seen my raccoon compadre, Nacho? [hands her a missing poster with a printed photo of him and Nacho hugging]
Lana: Oh, no… I'm sorry, Flip. I haven't seen him around.
Flip: [tearing up] He didn't come home tonight and I'm real worried. [sniffs sadly] He ain't never been away from the Food and Fuel this long. [hands her some of Nacho's favorite foods as the pets begin to feel guilty] I got a couple of two-day-old-taquitos, 10% real beef jerky, an extra-syrupy Flippee, and some… [sniffs] Nacho cheese if he turns up. They're his favorite.
Lana: Aw. Poor little guy. Don't worry, Flip. We'll find him. I'll help you look. [leaves with Flip as he continues to sob]
[Charles walks over to his friends with the missing poster, and they all feel guilty for locking Nacho up]

Lynn Sr.: [off-screen] Honey, Flip's in the backyard, again!

A Crime to Dye For

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Lola: Leni, quick! [enters the room; panting] French Terry has dyed!
Leni: Oh, no, not French Terry! Wait, do I know French Terry? I know Terry from the mall, but--
Lola: [splashes water in her face] Pull yourself together! Don't you understand?! There has been a crime of fashion, and the culprit hit everyone in the house! [drags Leni downstairs to the living room and find the family's laundry has been dyed orange, grabs an orange dress] Look at this French terry gown from the Little Miss Spa Day Pageant!
Lynn: And my home jersey! Good thing I have an away game tonight!
Luan: We've got a dye-re situation on our hands, but I know who did it. [takes out a chores list and shows it to everyone]
[The list shows Lincoln's name on laundry duty and the family immediately turns to him]
Lincoln: AH! No! It wasn't me!
Lola: Says the fellow in the orange polo. TAKE HIM TO THE SLAMMER!
Lincoln: [as Lana drags him to cushion jail] I'm innocent! Leni, you're the clothing expert! You gotta help me!
Leni: [watching everything from the dining room; narrating] I don't know if I was getting soft, or if it was the look in that poor sap's eyes, but something about the situation smelled fishy.

[As Lincoln sits alone in cushion jail, Leni comes to visit him]
Lincoln: Leni, I couldn't have turned everyone's clothes orange! I never even took my shirt off today!
Leni: It ain't feeling good for you, kid, but I've gotten a hunch it wasn't you who got zesty with the laundry. Now, just please walk me through your favorite day.
Lincoln: It started out great! At breakfast, I cracked a joke so funny, milk shot out of Lana's nose. [flashback to breakfast] Baa-nana! [Lana snorts milk out of her nose, finding the joke hilarious; cut to him later rummaging through the fridge and takes out a meatball sub to eat; narrating] Around 11:00, I decided to grab myself a light snack from the fridge. [cut to him in the basement] Then at noon, I did the laundry. [empties the white load into the washer] After I threw in the white load, I got… distracted. [his gut rumbles and frantically rushes upstairs; end of flashback] Let's just say that the soggy meatball subs aren't as light as I thought.
Leni: [taking notes] Exactly how long were you upstairs?
Lincoln: Hmm… between 12:00 and 12:30.
Leni: Can you confirm your alibi?
Lincoln: Not sure. The house was really empty. The other people around were Lynn, Luan, and Mr. Coconuts.
Leni: Hmm…

Leni: Thank you folks for coming. After much investigating, I've figured out that Lincoln is innocent. It was Lynn! And Luan! And Mr. Coconuts!
Mr. Coconuts: [gasps] You can't prove nothing!
Leni: Of course I can! [flashback to Lincoln doing his laundry duty when his stomach rumbles and rushes upstairs, out of the basement] Lincoln left the laundry room between 12:00 and 12:30 while the whites were washing, and when he did, the trio made their move. [Lynn, Luan, and Mr. Coconuts enter the basement, smirking slyly] First, Luan tossed her yellow socks in the wash! But yellow socks alone couldn't dye the laundry orange. That's when Lynn threw in her red jersey! [Luan adds her yellow socks in the wash and Lynn adds her red jersey and presses "start" to turn on the wash; the whites dye orange as the clothes mix] And while all this was going on, Mr. C. was acting as a lookout.
[Back to present]
Mr. Coconuts: [not seeing the problem] That story don't make a lint of sense!
Leni: Sure it does, and I've got proof. [takes out coconut-scented detergent, and the family gasps] When I interviewed Luan, I caught a whiff of something sweet. At first, I thought it was her coconut pie until I interviewed Lynn, whose jersey smelled exactly the same. Once I found the detergent, [pours some in the cap, and smells it] it all made sense.
Lana: [sniffs Lynn's jersey and Luan's socks] She's right. They smell the same!
[The three cringe, realizing they're busted]
Lincoln: But why?! Why'd you do it?!
Luan: Oh, Lincoln, isn't it obvious? [flashback to breakfast; voice-over] At breakfast this morning, you totally snagged my gag! Hey, guys! What's a sheep's favorite fruit?
Lincoln: Baa-nana!
[Lana snorts milk out of her nose and onto Luan and Mr. Coconuts's faces, finding it so hilarious as Luan glares at them]
Mr. Coconuts: [voice-over] And I had a soak in it!
Lynn: [voice-over to when she entered the kitchen and finds Lincoln eating her meatball sub, much to her anger] And then later, you ate my spicy meatball sub, which I was saving for my pre-game protein boost!
Mr. Coconuts: [voice-over] You stung us real good, kid, so we came up with a plan for revenge.
[The three smirk deviously at each other and join hands for their plan to get back at Lincoln; back to present]
Luan: We're sorry. We just wanted to get back at Lincoln for framing him. It was a bad idea, but we'll replace everyone's clothes. Promise!
Lola: Enough with the sob story. Lana, take them to the slammer!
Rita: Or, instead, we put them on laundry duty for the next month.
Lynn Sr.: Works for me.
Lola: I'm on board with that.
Lynn: And we'll get Lincoln something, too. How's a limited edition David Steele comic sound? [playfully elbows him] Eh?

Films

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