The Loud House (season 2)

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The Loud House (2016–present) is an American animated television series created by Chris Savino for Nickelodeon. The series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of an accident-prone boy named Lincoln Loud, who survives as the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.

Episode 1

The Old and the Restless [2.1b]

[Back at Sunset Canyon, Lincoln and Albert reach the front door only to find that Sue's patrolling the lobby again and split up. She gets out her keys, ready to lock up, and looks at her watch which shows it's a few minutes before curfew.] Sue: "Ah, close enough." [locks up] [Lincoln tries to open the front door, but it refuses.] Lincoln: [Grunts and becomes annoyed] "Dang it!" Sue: [on voice box] "Attention, residents! Time for room check!" Albert: "Double dang it!" Bernie: "Psst! Al! Up here!" [The other residents appear at their windows. Lincoln and Albert look up to them.] Bernie: "We saw you at the ball game on TV. Didn't know you were a boxers guy." Seymour: "I saw your name in the sky, Al. You really do rule!" Scoots: "We're not gonna let Shrew kick you outta here. Come on, you old farts! I need your canes!" [Lincoln and Albert smile with hope; meanwhile, Sue's checking on the rooms.] Sue: "Evening, Melba. [Warns] Uh-uh-uh! No liquids before bed." [Scoots hooks Seymour and Bernie's canes down to Lincoln and Albert who use them like a climbing rope and get up to her room, but Sue is checking up on that room only to see Scoots.] Scoots: [chuckles] "Just workin' on my cat puzzle." [As soon as Sue leaves, Lincoln and Albert pop out from behind her sofa.] Lincoln and Albert: "Phew." Sue: [preparing to check Albert's room] "Albert?" [Seymour comes out in a towel holding a shower head.] Seymour: "Sue! Help! I can't turn my shower off!" [Sue goes into Seymour's room to help him out and Albert and Lincoln sneak over to the door to Albert's room only to find it's locked. Albert checks his pockets.] Albert: "Nuts. Can't find my key." Bernie: "I got ya. You gave me a spare." [They enter Bernie's room and get the spare key.] Lincoln: "Thanks, Bernie." [They use the key and get into Albert's room.] Lincoln: "We did it!" Albert: "We sure took it to Sue." [They fist bump, but they hear Sue again and appear with guilty looks.] Sue: [Threatening] "Oh, did you, now?" [It's revealed that she was waiting in his bed and has caught them in the act. Now, Albert is being forced out of the home.] Lincoln: "But-but-but-but-" Sue: [Firmly] "No buts. You missed curfew and it's out on your keister!" Lincoln: "I'm sorry, Pop-Pop. I never should have made you leave today. And now you're getting kicked out. I know how much you loved it here." Albert: "No worries, kiddo. I regret nothing. You see that day we just had? I don't wanna be livin' in a place that makes me feel like an old geezer anyhow." [Lincoln smiles at what his Pop-Pop just said.] Sue: "Who cares? Let's get moving." [Enter Scoots] Scoots: "Hold on there, Shrew. If you kick Albert out, then you gotta kick me out, too." Sue: [mercilessly] "With pleasure." Seymour: "And us, too!" [All the seniors are shown to be standing up for Albert.] Bernie: "Yeah! You won't have much of a seniors' center without seniors! Zing! That's a burn from Bernie!" [The seniors and Sue eye each other back and forth.] Sue: [defeated] "Fine! Albert stays! NOW GO BACK TO YOUR ROOMS!" Albert: [Angrily] "We'll go back when we're good and ready! We're not babies and you're gonna stop treating us that way!" [Sue viciously snaps her clipboard in half and stomps away while the seniors and Lincoln hold Albert, but that proves to be a mistake as they drop him on their frail and old bodies and moan in pain.] Albert: "There goes the hip."

11 Louds a Leapin (Episode 2)

Clyde: [sighs] So what's the plan?

Lincoln: You'll go to the front door and sing Christmas carols here. When Grouse comes out to yell at you, I'll hop the fence and grab Big Red here.

Clyde: Strategic genius.

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[After performing "That's What Christmas is All About"]

Lincoln: Merry Christmas, Mr. Grouse.

Lana: We all chipped in and got you something.

[Lincoln gives him the present]

Lynn: It's a bus ticket.

Luan: So you can go see your family for Christmas tomorrow.

Rita: And since you can't be with them tonight... [Rita and Lynn Sr. finally reveal their faces] ...we're bringing our family to you.

Lynn Sr.: How bout it, neighbor?

Mr. Grouse: LOUDS! [in a warmer tone] You've made this the best Christmas ever. Thank you. I'd say you all landed permanent spots on Santa's nice list.

Lola: Even me?

Mr. Grouse: Even you. [Lola hugs Mr. Grouse's leg]

Lisa: Once again... [sobs]

Mr. Grouse: Well, what are you waiting for? Everyone inside!

Episode 3

Back in Black [2.3a]

Lori: Lucy, wait. We're sorry we pushed you so hard.

Loud sisters: Sorry.

Lori: We got a little too excited when you said you wanted to be normal and regular, like us. But you're not those things. You're Lucy Loud. You're perfect just the way you are. And we love you.

Lucy: Sigh. There's no need to apologize. I know you were just trying to help, and I thank you. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go sit in the dark. That always cheers me up.

Episode 4

Baby Steps [2.4a]

Clyde: Just another minute, Lucy! Hang on, Lola. [Picks up the other toys and drops the balls] Whoops! [Lily cries] No no no no no! Wait! It's all okay. Shh, shh! [Bitey climbs into his pant leg and makes him trip over the ball. The other girls gather around Clyde and demand that he help with his problems. He takes out his fanny pack] JUST TAKE THE COOKIES! [The girls see the cookies and chase after them as Clyde runs downstairs]

Lincoln: Clyde! What happened?

Clyde: [runs into Lori] L-L-L-L-Lori? [gets a nosebleed and passes out]

Lori: Whatever. [walks inside]

[Clyde comes to his own senses]

Lincoln: Clyde! Talk to me, buddy. What happened back there?

Clyde: I failed at the 3 C's.

Lincoln: What? How is that possible? You're the most caring person I know and you make great cookies.

Clyde: It's the confidence I'm struggling with. [panicking] What if I give bad crush advice, and my future sibling gets their heart broken? Or what if I can't choreograph a ribbon dance, and they drop out of school and start holding up convenience stores? I'm going to be a terrible big brother!

Lincoln: CLYDE! [shakes Clyde] You're spiraling! You can do this. Just get out there and try again.

Clyde: I can't, Lincoln! I don't have the confidence you do. And I never will.

Lincoln: It's okay, buddy. How about we just forget the whole training thing and play some video games?

Clyde: That sounds great.

Lincoln: I'll just go grab us some snacks.

Brawl in the Family [2.4b]

Leni: Ooh! When did we put a mirror in the living room?

Lori: That's not a mirror, that's me! Now go take your dress back!

Leni: What?! No! You take yours back!

[End flashback]

Lincoln: That's it? You gotta be kidding me! Clyde and I wear the same shirt on picture day, and we didn't care.

Lucy: It's a sister thing. You wouldn't understand.

Lincoln: Well let's go help them work it out So we can have our house back. [Lynn stops him with her hockey stick] Oof!

Lynn: Negative. In this family, we have a sister fight protocol: butt out, and let them resolve it on their own.

Lincoln: Yeah? Well I have a protocol, too! Which is I don't like pooping in a bucket! [enters Lori and Leni's room] Hey guys. Now look, I know you've been having a little problem.

Lori: Lincoln...

Lincoln: But I think I can settle this.

Leni: Lincoln...

Lincoln: Leni, why don't you just return the dress? Lori once said blue makes you look washed out anyway.

Leni: Wait, what?!

Lincoln: Okay, okay. I'm just spitballing here. Lori, why don't you return the dress? Leni says taffeta makes you look like Aunt Ruth. And who wants that? Am I right?

Lori: Excuse me?!

Lincoln: So, what do you say? Ready to hug it out?

Lori: We already hugged it out! We were fine! But now that I know that she thinks I look like Aunt Ruth, we are definitely not fine!

Leni: You insulted my skin tone! Nothing's gonna make that right!

[Leni and Lori fight as Lincoln leaves, only to be scared by his sisters]

Lynn: Ugh, nice job, Lincoln! We told you to stay out of it!

Lisa: Based on rising decibel levels, I'm up in the threat level in the house from thunderstorm to hissing cats. Sisters, to your stations!

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Lincoln: What's going on? What happened to the fighting?

Lori: Pfft. We're over that. We made up.

Lincoln: All of you?

Lisa: Correct. Threat level is back to Field of Daisies.

Lynn Sr.: [offscreen] Oh, thank goodness!

Lincoln: I don't understand. How did you fix everything?

Lisa: No, Lincoln. You fixed everything.

Lincoln: Me? How?

Lisa: By leaving.

Luan: We told you, if you just butted out, we'd resolve it on our own.

Lincoln: But the dress?

Leni: I came up with the perfect solution: Lori gets to wear it on the days that end in Y, and I get to wear it the rest of the time.

[Lincoln looks toward a confused Lori, who shrugs]

Lynn: And once they made up, the rest of us made up.

Lincoln: Heh. Well, I guess I've learned my lesson: Always respect the sister fight protocol.

Lana: Glad you're finally getting it.

Lincoln: Oh, I totally do, believe me. Next time when Lynn says she needs a windshield wiper when Lisa talks, or Lana says Lola snores like Pop-Pop, I am staying out of it.

Lisa: You said what now, sporty?!

Lola: Oh, I snore, do I? How can you hear me over all your sleep-farting?!

Lynn Sr.: Phew. Can't wait to use the real toilet.

[All the Loud sisters get into a brawl as Lincoln watches in horror]

Lynn Sr.: Aah! Retreat! Retreat! [Runs back into his room]

Lincoln: Wait for me! [rushes to join them as the brawl shakes the whole house]

Episode 5

The Whole Picture [2.5b]

Lincoln: Turns out I have nothing to worry about. With all my sisters, it's like having the Lincoln Library x10. I'm pretty sure whatever happened in my life, they'll help me remember it.

Lori: How about that time Lincoln tried to climb the shelves to get cookies? [Flashback to Lincoln slipping and giving himself a wedgie]

Lincoln: That one I'd rather forget.

[The Loud siblings gather for a group hug as Clyde takes a photo]

Episode 8

Patching Things Up [2.8a]

Lana: You had a tea party? How'd you mess that up?

Lola: And you had a campsite? How could that go wrong?

Lola and Lana: I thought you might have the same challenge as me and you'd never be able to do it and I didn't wanna be a Bluebell without you! Really? Aw! [hug each other]

Lola: Sorry for being so hard on you today.

Lana: Me too. We're just good at different stuff.

Lola: Bluebells or not Bluebells, I don't care. As long as we're together.

The Loudest Mission: Relative Chaos (Episode 14)

Lincoln: I still don't get why I have to come along.

Lori: Because Ronnie Anne's your girlfriend!

Lincoln: She is not my girlfriend!

Lori: Lincoln, we are literally crossing a bridge. Do you really want to get into an argument WITH ME RIGHT NOW?!

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Ronnie Anne: What do you mean you didn't convince him?

Lori: He talked about the bodega for 40 minutes until the beef jerky guy showed up and at that point I had literally reached my limit.

Ronnie Anne: We need to do something to get Bobby's attention.

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Lincoln: [while being dragged by Lori] We're leaving? But Mrs. Casagrande's baking a cake!

Lori: Lincoln, I literally just lost my boyfriend. Do you really wanna argue with me right now?

Bobby: Babe, where are you going?

Lori: What do you care? Why don't you just go back to your precious bodega? You obviously care about it more than you care about me! [cries]

Lincoln: I'm just gonna go help Mrs. Casagrande with the frosting. [flees]

Ronnie Anne: Lincoln, what's happening out there?

Lincoln: I don't know. But it was too much drama for me.

Ronnie Anne: Wait a minute. They're hugging, and Lori's smiling. She must have finally convinced him! Yes! [hugs Lori] Thank you, thank you, thank you! I knew we could do this! I'll go pack up my stuff.

Lori: Uh, actually...

Ronnie Anne: What?

Lori: I know I came here to convince Bobby not to move, but after talking to him, I think he should stay.

Ronnie Anne: After he totally forgot about you?

Lori: But he didn't. He's actually been thinking really hard about how we can make this work. We'll only be apart for a year, and then we can both go to the college here where your Uncle Carlos teaches.

Ronnie Anne: Well, that's great for you guys, but what about me? Lincoln, come on! Help me out here!

Lincoln: I don't know, Ronnie Anne. I think your family's pretty awesome. I mean, who can make a cake like this?

Episode 15

Job Insecurity [2.15b]

Lincoln: These are for later, Mr. Grouse. First, we need to get you trained so you'll fit into the world of IT.

Mr. Grouse: Ah, you kids and your fancy abbreviations. In my day, we just said "It".

Lynn: Okay, Mr. Grouse. Here's a laptop. Boot it up.

Mr. Grouse: Will you settle for a penny loafer? [hits the laptop with a shoe]

Lynn: No, no! Not like that! Like this. [turns it on]

Luan: Okay, now open a window.

Mr. Grouse: Eh...alright. [opens a window in the house]

Luan: [laughs] Good one. But wrong. Like this. [opens a window on the laptop]

Lisa: Now you need to empty the trash on your computer.

Mr. Grouse: Eh, whatever you say. [empties a wastebasket all over the computer]

Lisa: Yeah, I walked right into that one.

Episode 16

L is for Love [2.16b]

Sam: Okay, see ya! [Sam finds Luna's love note and smiles. Luna smiles]

Episode 18

Change of Heart [2.18a]

[Lori goes to the door just as Clyde is coming up the stairs ready to act normal around her; Lori opens the door and sees Clyde on the doorstep, who also sees her and freezes surprised.]

Lori: Clyde! I was just on my way to see you. There's something I really wanted to tell you. [Clyde does not answer.] First, I wanted to apologize for never appreciating how kind and thoughtful you are. And second, I wanna thank you for making me feel so good about myself all these years. You're a special guy, Clyde, and literally anyone would be lucky to be your crush.

[She hugs Clyde, who after a few seconds of silence, nosebleeds all over her shoe and passes out; Lori screams and drops Clyde, who is caught by Lincoln, having seen everything.]

Lincoln: Lori, what happened?! [they take Clyde inside and put him on the couch]

Lori: I don't know! I was just telling Clyde that I'm okay with him liking Leni now, and --

Lincoln: What are you talking about? He doesn't like Leni.

Lori: But I saw them in the kitchen. He got a nosebleed all over her shoes.

Lincoln: Yeah, because he got hit in the nose!

Lori: Well, why was he acting like a robot with her?

Lincoln: He was just showing her what happens when he's around you!

Lori: But I was just over at his house; I heard him say she was beautiful.

Lincoln: Because she was dressed like you!

Lori: What? Why were they doing all this?

Lincoln: Because Leni was helping Clyde learn to act normal around you, just like you wanted!

Lori: So he never stopped having a crush on me? [Lincoln shakes his head no; thinking] Ha! I knew it! [talking] No, you didn't!

Lincoln: Uh, who are you talking to?

Lori: No one.

Episode 20

Yes Man [2.20a]

[All of the Loud sisters are dressed like SMOOCH members and playing "Best Dang Brother" for Lincoln]

Lincoln: Wow. Can you believe this? My sisters are pretty cool. Even if I can't see SMOOCH, this is definitely the next best thing!

Luna: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SMOOCH!

Lincoln: What? [SMOOCH's tour bus stops in front of the Loud House] How did you get SMOOCH?

Luna: We've learned to be pretty convincing, thanks to some advice from the master!

Friend or Faux? [2.20b]

Darcy: You looked sad. I wanted to make you feel better.

Lisa: But why would you want to make me feel better?

Darcy: Because that's what friends do for each other.

Lisa: [realizes] Because that's what friends do for each other. Would you excuse me for just one moment? [into her recorder] Research epiphany: I have discovered the point of having friends. Not to check off an academic requirement, or to impress a bunch of aliens, but because friends make your life better. Thank you, Darcy. [Gives Darcy half of the cookie] Care to join me?

Episode 21

No Laughing Matter [2.21a]

Luan: Oh! Sorry! I didn't mean to be a pain in the neck! [Giggles] Hey, come see my act at the Chortle Portal. I promise it won't BITE! [Runs off giggling]

[She places a whoopie cushion on the chair, Lynn sits on it and it deflates.]

Luan: GAS what? You're invited too!

Tricked (Episode 22)

Lincoln: I guess we did save Halloween, Clyde. But too bad nobody got any candy.

Clyde: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Lincoln: Let's go get our shovels!

[Soon they are giving out their full size candy bars to the kids who had their candy stolen]

Episode 25

The Crying Dame [2.25a]

[Lincoln is dressed as Lily's favorite toy]

Lincoln: Well, we might be doing this for the rest of our lives, but at least Lily's happy again.

Loud sisters: [singing] Cheer up, baby, don't you cry / No more tears, it's cheer-up time / Laugh with me and we will be / Happy happy happy

[Rita and Lynn Sr. return and shudder upon hearing the song. They don earmuffs and run screaming in terror]

Anti-Social [2.25b]

[Lynn Sr. grumbles, marches to the door and slams it. The siblings get their attention this time.]

Leni: Oh, hey Dad! Welcome home! Why the grumpy face?

Lynn Sr: Because I lost my family to those ding dang devices! We usually do stuff together! Now I can't even get you to look up when I come in the door. Can't you put those things down once in a while?

Lori: But Dad, we need them. Our lives literally depend on them.

Episode 26

Snow Way Out [2.26a]

[The Loud family is freezing due to Lana's actions]

Lana: Aw, man. I've been so selfish.