The Casagrandes

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Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 (Main) | Casagrandes (Seasons 1 2 3)

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The Casagrandes is an American animated comedy television series created by Chris Savino and is a spinoff of The Loud House. The show features Ronnie Anne and Bobby Santiago living in Great Lakes City with their extended Casagrande family.

Pilot series

Loudest Mission: Relative Chaos

[Hector and Bobby run away from the cats]

Bobby: So, the gang has cats?

Hector: The gang is cats!

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[Ronnie Anne goes to sleep in the bathtub, but spots Sergio the parrot inside]

Sergio: I'm naked!

City Slickers

[Lori reads a Yak.]

Lori: [sighs] Okay, Two stops to 45th St.

Subway announcer: This is an express train to 250th St.

Lori: Wait. What?! Ahh! [the train leaves]

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Lori: [her city girl fantasy ends when she sees Vanzilla towed away] Hey! That's my van! Come back!

Bobby: Babe, watch out for horse butts!

Missed Connection

Lori: [sees a snake in her drawer] Why is a snake in my sock drawer?!

Lana: She needed a warm spot to lay her eggs.

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Fireman: Aw, spoilers!

The Loudest Thanksgiving

Rita: [clinks her glass] I'd like to make a toast. Bobby, Lori. I just want to say how much it means to have you here with us. [tears up] I don't know if I can't get through this.

Lori: [touched] Oh, Mom.

Hector: [clinks his glass] Uh, excuse me if I might. I'm sure it means a lot to you, Rita, but with all respect, it means more to us.

Rita: Well, Hector, that seems really unlikely because nothing means more to us, 'kay?

Rosa: Oh, really?

Rita: Yeah.

Rosa: Is that so?

Rita: Yeah, that's right.

[Lori and Bobby look at their relatives worried and the mountain of food melts down.]

Hector: Forget the toast. I can say it so much better with music! [starts playing his guitar] We love Bobby and Lori more than... [Lynn Sr. elbows Luna and she dashes off] ...Anyone in the world.

Luna: [brings in her axe and starts playing, cutting Hector off] FAMILY!

[Her playing is then cut short when her axe gets unplugged, revealing that was Carl's doing and she glares at him]

Carl: Oopsie.

Lola: [viscously] How DARE YOU! [violently attacks Carl]

Frida: Control your children! It is not safe to have Thanksgiving in this house!

Rita: Well, if you don’t like it, YOU’RE WELCOME TO LEAVE! Not you, Bobby, you can stay.

Frida: That’s what you want, isn’t it? To steal our precious Roberto away from us?! [hugs Bobby tightly]

Lynn Sr.: [hugs Lori as well] Oh, oh, like you haven’t been trying to steal Lori from us! Well guess what, BUCKO, it’s not gonna happen!

Lori: [pleading] Guys, guys, please stop!

Louds and Casagrandes: STAY OUT OF THIS!!

Rosa: Why would anybody want to spend Thanksgiving here, gnawing on your "dry-bird?"

[Lynn Sr. breaks down, sobbing]

Rita: [comforting her husband as he sobs] The turgooseon is delicious, the only problem is, you're lumpy gravy!

Gravybot: [enters the dining room] Did someone say gravy? [squirts gravy on Rita as she shrieks]

Rosa: [bumps Gravybot aside] No. They don’t deserve it.

[Gravybot smashes into the wall and gravy flies up and splatters on him, he then malfunctions out of control, squirting gravy everywhere, and all over on Frida's painting]

Frida: [gasps horrifyingly] My painting!

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Lori: I'm sorry, Boo-Boo Bear, I know you were looking forward to having a real Thanksgiving this year.

Bobby: It's not all bad. [holds up some turkey jerky] I found this half-off turkey jerky.

[Suddenly, Vanzilla and the Mercado van pull up and both families run out and inside the gas station, trampling Flip]

Flip: Jumping jerky! Holy hot dogs! [gets up afterwards]

Bobby: Whoa, how did you guys find us?

Carlos and Lisa: Tracking devices. [both look at each other]

Lynn Sr.: You left before trying my twice-baked tart.

Rosa: [scoffs] They would prefer my flan.

Lynn Sr.: Flan, shman. [chanting] Tart, tart, tart–!

Bobby: Stop! Don’t you guys see? This is why we left. We couldn’t stand the fighting and competing.

Lori: We don't want to choose sides. So maybe from now on, we should just spend Thanksgiving by ourselves.

[Both the Louds and Casagrandes all now feel sadly guilty over how they’ve all been acting from earlier]

Rosa: Well, nobody wants that.

Lynn Sr.: We certainly don’t.

Maria: Bobby, Lori. I’m sorry we’ve been acting so childishly.

Rita: We're sorry, too. It’s just hard to let go of your kids. [to the Casagrandes] You know what? You should get Lori and Bobby for Thanksgiving.

Hector: Well, goodness knows we haven't done anything to deserve that. They should spend it with you.

Flip: Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you just rotate every year, huh? Much like the juicy hot dogs I'm selling at a mere 40% mark-up. Holiday discount.

Bobby: Works for us.

[They all agree and engage in a big group hug.]

LJ: I'm glad we figured out future years, but what about right now? I'm starving!

Bobby: Well, we've got hot dogs and sunflower seeds and 20 kinds of artisanal jerky. Maybe we could throw a dinner together here.

Lynn Sr.: I'm game.

Rosa: Me too.

Frida: We could make this place look festive. I think I have some leftover decorations in the car.

Rita: I'll help you.

Story Arc

Friended!

Ronnie Anne: Morning, Bruno, I'll have the Great Lakes City special, one dog dragged through the garden.

Bruno: You want a hot dog with the works, at 9 AM?

Ronnie Anne: Yup.

Bruno: [sighs] You sure I can't interest you in a danish or something?

[Ronnie Anne is making a displeased expression while the screen pans back to the girl behind her]

Sid: Excuse me, can I get one Great Lakes City Special?

Ronnie Anne: [she gestures towards her] See? This girl gets it. [She gives her a thumbs up as well. She takes the hot dog from Bruno and rides away.] Later, dude!

Roll Model

Carl: That was the greatest rescue I have ever seen.

Ronnie Anne: Pfft. It was no big deal.

Mr. Nakamura: [grunting] You saved my baby. Thank you so much, Ronnie Anne.

Ronnie Anne: No problemo.

Carl: [gasps] That's exactly what El Falcón said.

No Show

Frida: Hurry, hurry! "Adiós, Ana, Adiós" is on!

Carl: Whoo! Yes! Telenovela time!

Sergio: [squawks] Mystery! Drama! Romance!

Carlota: Don't forget style. Obsessed with Ana's outfits.

Bobby: I'm gonna have to watch it in the mercado. My shift's about to start.

Maria: It's okay, mi'jito. We'll shout out the window about the juicy parts.

Bobby: Yes!

Hector: [rushes in] Did I miss it? Whoa! [Slips on Lalo's drool and makes Ronnie Anne fall to the floor] Ooh, sorry, mija.

Rosa: I'm glad you could tear yourself away from your gossip long enough to be here, viejito.

Hector: Who was gossiping? I was dealing with Maybelle. And you know what a difficult customer she is.

[Ronnie Anne is almost coming out of the living room, but Frida calls her]

Frida: Are you sure you don't want to join us, mija? The novela is getting really good!

Ronnie Anne: [shakes her head] Mm.

Carlos: Come on. Just give it a chance. It's a family tradition.

CJ: You can sit by me.

Ronnie Anne: Guys, I told you already. I'm not into telenovelas. Call me when the soccer match is on.

Rosa: Shh! How can you say no to this? [TV shows Ana sitting on a stool sewing a hat with her grandparents] That's our hero, Ana Ronalda. She's an orphan raised by her grandparents.

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Hector: The bad guys want money, but the family doesn't have any, so they're taking Ana Ronalda.

Frida: [hugs her kids together, crying] This is why I make you kids carry a whistle!

Ronnie Anne: You guys, this show is so cheesy. Sorry, but you wouldn’t catch me watching it in a billion years.

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Ronnie Anne: [schocked] That's it?! I need to know what happens next!

Sergio: [squaking] Somebody's hooked.

Seasons

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3