The Loud House (season 8)

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The Loud House (2016–present) is an American animated television series created by Chris Savino for Nickelodeon. The series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of an accident-prone boy named Lincoln Loud, who survives as the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.

Episode 1

Homeward Bound [8.1a]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] It's a big day in the Loud House. Lori's taking a gap year from college and moving back home while she decides if golf is really her future. Which is awesome because Lori's always kinda been the glue that holds us together. Even Mr. Grouse is psyched.

Mr. Grouse: Hey, Louds! I found these old clubs while cleaning out my garage. Maybe Lori can help me practice my swing.

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Lincoln: This is terrible!

Lynn: The worst!

Lana: It stinks!

Lincoln: We just got Lori back. We can't lose her again so fast. There has to be some way to get her to stay.

Lucy: We can lock in a coffin in the basement.

Lisa: Or use the numbing properties of jellyfish venom to incapacitate her. [accidentally drops the venom on her left foot, causing her to collapse on the floor due to her leg getting numbed]

Lincoln: Wait, Lori said she was gonna find a realtor. But what if we find her a realtor who only shows her the worst possible places to live?

Lynn: How are we supposed to pull that off?

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Lori: [weeping] Let's face it, this living situation is so not working out. But there are, like, zero apartments avail. Maybe taking a gap year was a mistake. [sniffles sadly, then sees all her siblings looking guilty and groan nervously] Why is everyone exchanging guilty looks?

Lincoln: Lori, there's something we need to tell you. This is all our fault. Sunny Holmes isn't real. She's Luan.

[Luan puts on her Sunny Holmes wig and chuckles sheepishly]

Lori: [twitching angrily and loses it; yelling strongly] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! [grabs her brother by the shirt collar and pulls him up close] Explain, now!

Lincoln: We were so excited when we thought you were moving back, and we didn't want to lose you again. So we sabotaged your apartment hunt. We're really sorry.

Lori: [sighs as she puts her brother down] Classic. I should have known.

Luan: Oh, don't blame yourself. I gave an extremely realistic performance. In fact, I just sold Cheryl and Meryl a lakefront vacation house.

Lincoln: I guess we didn't realize how hard it would be for you to live at home again. Please don't give up on Royal Woods. New plan: We'll find you a legit realtor. Right, guys?

Pressure Cooker [8.1b]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] It's the monthly potluck at Sunset Canyon, which I love, because they always serve my favorite meal: One of everything!

Episode 2

Steeling Thunder [8.2a]

Lincoln: Our school's having a film festival, so Clyde and I are submitting a movie. This movie.

Be Careful What You Fish For [8.2b]

Lynn Sr.: [inhales deeply and sighs] Smell that beautiful lake air, son?

Lincoln: [inhales deeply, then gags] Ugh. It smells really… [gets hit by a swinging fish and lands on the dock with his back before Lynn Sr. helps him get back up] Fishy.

Lance & Shiloh: Louds!

Lincoln & Lynn Sr.: Louds!

[Shiloh happily tackles Lincoln and two adult brothers fist bump]

Leonard: Louds! I'm so excited to catch some fish and family bonding on this trip! [hugs his adult sons and grandsons tightly]

Lynn Sr.: Us too! [to Lincoln and Shiloh] You know, boys, when Lance and I were kiddos, Gramps was always out at sea, earning a living. We never went on fishing trips.

Leonard: But now I get to make up for lost time.

Episode 3

Only Mime Will Tell [8.3a]

Mrs. Bearnardo: Now that you passed the physical test, it's time for the mental one. Your challenge is to remain silent for the rest of the day. Now, according to the rules of "The Official Mime Code Book…" [lifts up an imaginary code book] Benny, a little help? [Benny walks up; places the book on his back] That means, no texting, writing, or communicating in any form other than mime.

The Winning Spirit [8.3b]

[At the Loud House, the Morticians are all gathered in Lynn and Lucy's room with a cauldron and Persephone opens up her spell book]

Dante: [astonished] Ooh! I'm loving your new spell book, Persephone. Nothing like real dragon leather.

Persephone: A birthday gift from my parents. It came in the sassy sorceress kit.

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Persephone: [annoyed] Next year, I'm asking for cash for my birthday.

Episode 4

InTODDnito [8.4a]

Darcy: Hey, Lisa. I wanted to invite you to my birthday party on Saturday! You're my bestie, you have to come! [gives Lisa her birthday invitation]

Lisa: Of course, Darcy. That's what besties are for, at least according to the latest sociological studies.

Darcy: Yippee! Have you seen Petey? I want to invite him too.

Lisa: He's over there, recovering from his contribution to science.

Petey: [landed in a sandbox; groaning weakly as he sits up] I'm okay!

Darcy: [runs off] Thanks, bestie!

Lisa: [opens the invitation and gets her face covered in confetti] Mental note: Invent confetti defense shield.

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Todd: [as Lisa digs around in her drawer in the closet] So, should I decline Darcy's invite and liquidate it?

Lisa: [sighs] No, I can't do that to my bestie. I don't want to hurt her feelings. Hmm. Maybe I can clone myself so I can be in both places at once. [gasps] Or cryogenically freeze Darcy so she doesn't age, thus eliminating the need for her birthday party. Now, where did I put my freeze ray? [looks at Todd, wearing her glasses and wig; gasps] Todd, that's an even better idea! You can disguise yourself as me and go to the party while I go live it up with Dr. B.

Todd: There is just one problem. I am way taller than you.

Lisa: Eh, a minor setback. I'll take care of that. [takes out a drill and a pair of safety goggles]

Todd: Gulp.

[After working all night, Lisa has reconstructed Todd down to her height and dresses him up as her]

Lisa: And we are finished! [gasps] It's like looking in a mirror.

Todd: Twinsies. [he and Lisa high-five but stumbles and the glasses almost fall off]

Lisa: You'd better not move around too much, we wouldn't want your disguise to fall off like that mid-party. [gasps and takes out her tablet] Ooh, I also cloned my voice, let me upload it to you now so you can give it a try.

Todd: Ahem. [talks in a slightly tone of Lisa's voice] Hi, I'm Lisa. I have a high IQ. I think I'm so much smarter than everyone.

Lisa: Eh, a tad sassy, but accurate. Just to be safe, I'll be monitoring you with a camera and speakers.