Scooby-Doo (film)

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Scooby-Doo is a 2002 live-action film based on the Hanna Barbara cartoon Scooby-Doo. Two years after a clash of egos forced Mystery Inc. to close its doors, Scooby-Doo and his clever crime-solving cohorts Fred, Daphne, Shaggy and Velma are individually summoned to Spooky Island to investigate a series of paranormal incidents at the ultra-hip Spring Break hot spot.

Directed by Raja Gosnell. Screenplay by James Gunn.
He's live and un-leashed(taglines)

Shaggy Rogers[edit]

  • Scooby Doo, Where are you?
  • [to Daphne] Like, Scoob and me don't do castles. Because castles have paintings with eyes that watch you, Suits of Armor you think's a statue, but there's a guy inside who follows you every time you turn around. [Scooby shows Daphne what Shaggy actually means.]

Scrappy Doo[edit]

  • [to Scooby] You look so much bigger on TV!
  • [to Scooby after turning back to normal] Come on, I can still take you! Put 'em up you mangy mut! [Scooby rolls his eyes and punches Scrappy into a wall] Is that all you got?! [Scooby just shrugs]
  • I would've gotten away with it too if weren't for you meddling sons of...! [the door shuts on the helicopter cutting him off while Daphne gasps in shock]


Velma: Fred? Come in, Fred. Fred, can you hear me?
Fred: Fredster here, Velms.
Velma: Shockingly, Daphne's been captured again. That's okay. When the Luna Ghost rounds the corner with Daphne Shaggy and Scooby will pop out of the barrel--
Fred: And you'll activate the conveyor belt, spilling the vat of oil onto the floor.
Velma: Just remember my plan.

Velma: Daphne? Are you okay?
Daphne: I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.
Fred: Uh, where's Shagster?
Shaggy: Like, I'm right here, man.
Scooby: Me, too.
Shaggy: Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again, huh?
Scooby: Yeah! He-he-he-he!

Reporter: Pam, any comments for us?
Pamela Anderson: This is a victory for any celebrity who wants to make a quality, ecologically-friendly action figure.
Reporter: Fred, what's the secret of your success?
Fred: Teamwork. I do a tremendous amount of teamwork... and I always have a plan. Come on.
Velma: [dejected] Yeah, my plan.
Fred: I knew from the beginning there was never a phantom. The Luna Ghost is, in fact...
[Fred unmasks the Luna ghost]
Everyone: Old Man Smithers?
Pamela Anderson: The Creepy Janitor?
Fred: Smithers wanted revenge after you refused to go out with him.
Smithers: How could you, Pamela? I am a lover boy of George Clooney-an proportions.
Reporter: Fred, how was the ghost able to fly?
Velma: I can answer that. Watch. [she and Fred reveal what Smithers was wearing under his costume.] These balloons fill with a highly potent helium synthesis, giving the Luna Ghost his weightless appearance.
Smithers: I would've gotten away with it, too, if not for you meddling kids and your dumb dog! I'll get you for this!
Scooby: Scooby-dooby-doo!

Daphne: That ghost pawed me for an hour and a half.
Fred: Daph, it's not our fault that you always get kidnapped.
Daphne: I do not always get kidnapped. I can't belive you'd say that to me.
Velma: Oh, please. You come with your own ransom note. [Daphne steals her glasses] Hey, my glasses!
Daphne: Who's helpless, now?
Velma: [feels Fred's shoes and starts choking Fred] I'm gonna kill you, Daphne!
Fred: [pushes Velma off] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! [checks his ascot] Watch the ascot!
Shaggy: Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble-gum-flavored ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Scooby: Mmm-mmm!
Shaggy: That sounds pretty good, doesn't it, Scoob?
Scooby: Uh-huh.
Velma: You know what, Shaggy. You've really put it into perspective for me.
Shaggy: Thanks.
Velma: I quit.
Shaggy: No.
Daphne: No way. You-you can't quit. I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds. And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl.
Fred: Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
Velma: I'm outta here.
Daphne: Good riddance.
Shaggy: Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guy's, don't do this. Please, don't go.
Scooby: Do I quit?
Shaggy: No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.
Scooby: What now, Shaggy?
Shaggy: I guess we'll all just do what we do best, Scoob.

Man: I've been sent by my employer, Mr. Emile Mondavarious, to invite you to his world-famous amusement park, Spooky Island.
Shaggy: Oh, we don't go near any place with "spooky," "haunted," "forbidden," or "creepy" in the name.
Scooby: Or "hydrocolonic."
Shaggy: Right, or "hydrocolonic," but that's for a whole different reason, man.

Shaggy: Boy, oh, boy, those sure do look like Scooby Snacks.
Mary Jane: I know they're for dogs, but they're 100% vegetarian and I love them.
Shaggy: Like, me too!
Mary Jane: Far out. I have never met another person who loves Scooby Snacks.
Shaggy: Me neither.
Mary Jane: I'm Mary Jane.
Shaggy: [too shocked to speak] Like that is my favorite name.
Mary Jane: Really? No way

Mondavarious: I'm Emile Mondavarious, the owner of the amusement park.
Velma: You seem less...
Shaggy: Spooky!
Velma: Than we'd have guessed.

Velma: What's the problem, exactly?
Mondavarious: I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?
Daphne: They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.
Mondavarious: Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.

Brad: Carol! Hey Carol, how's the island?
Carol: [with an angry tone] Are you tricking on me?
Brad: Carol, it's me. It's Brad. We've known each other since we were, like, three--
Carol: [suddenly lifts up Brad in air] Back off my grill, son.
Brad: [screaming in pure terror] CAROL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
[She throws Brad in front of Mystery Inc. and Mondavarious, then walks away with the other kids; Brad crawls away in fright]
Mondavarious: I'm terrified. And if the young people come off the barge, the people I love the most, they are in danger.
Velma: I'm gonna solve this one first.
Fred: Not before I solve it first.
Mondavarious: Well done.
Daphne: You guys are gonna look like total, total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.

Fred: [in Daphne's body] Hey.... now I can look at myself naked!
Velma: Oh, brother!

Fred: [in Daphne's body] Hey good looking!
Daphne: [in Fred's body] Fred! You egocentric...
Shaggy: [interrupting] Like, please tell me that you guys are you!
Daphne: [in Fred's body. She stamps foot, exasperated] Fred keeps touching me!

Daphne: We did it!
Fred: Yes we did. [the two kiss; Daphne suddenly breaks off]
Daphne: Fred, cut it out!
[both smile]


  • He's live and un-leashed
  • Zoinks!
  • Throughout The Ages, One Hero Has Cowered Above The Rest.
  • The New Doo 2002
  • Be Afraid. Be Kind of Afraid.
  • Doo Happens June 14
  • A Hero Will Rise. On Four Legs.
  • Where Are You?
  • The Gang's All Here
  • Get a Clue.
  • The Ghouls Are Revolting.


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