Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!

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Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! is a children's animated TV show about 4 humans and their dog named Scooby-Doo who travel in The Mystery Machine and solve mysteries.

Season 1


What a Night for a Knight [1.1]


A Clue for Scooby-Doo [1.2]

Shaggy: I can already taste those chocolate-covered hot dogs.
Velma: Yuck! His stomach must be made of scrap iron.
Shaggy: Can I help it if my first toy was a garbage disposal?

Fred: We're going back to find out what it was.
Shaggy: Swell. I'll wait here and when you find out, send me a telegram.

Daphne: How did Scooby do that?
Fred: I guess that's another mystery.

Hassle in the Castle [1.3]

Daphne: [after falling through a trapdoor] Let me out of here! Let me out of here!
[the trapdoor chute opens up releasing her]
Daphne: [rubbing her side] Wow! I wonder how I get out of this creepy inter-sanctum. Well, my intuition tells me...that way.
[the phantom's hand then tries to grab her but misses]

Velma: There's a very logical explanation for all this.
Shaggy: Quick, tell me.
Velma: The place is haunted.

Daphne: You sure picked a spooky day to go boating, Freddie.
Fred: Well, it didn't start out that way. What could've happened?
Velma: It's very simple. When the barometric pressure dropped and the warm offshore air came in contact with an inland cold front we ran into some unnavigable nucleation.
Fred: You're right, Velma. Whatever you said.
Velma: I said we're lost in the fog.
Shaggy: You buzzed?

[After Scooby screeches to stop in the sand sending sand at the gang]
Fred: Hey! If you wanna play in the sand, Scooby, leave us out of it, huh?

Shaggy: -Like, wow! I'm so scared. I wish I had a ham sandwich to calm my nerves.
[a ham sandwich floats down out of nowhere]
Shaggy: Well, what do you know, a ham sandwich! Wouldn't you know, it needs some mustard.
[some mustard floats down]
Shaggy: This is gotta be my imagination, otherwise I'd be scared stiff!
[puts ham sandwich on table next to knight with ax]
Shaggy: Now if my imagination could like... cut it in half?
[The knight's ax swings down and cuts Shaggy's sandwich in half; Shaggy screams and runs away, then comes back and grabs his sandwich]

Shaggy: Yeah, but, how do we know the phantom will ever chase Scooby-Doo? He's a dog.
Fred: Don't worry. We'll soon fix that.

Mine Your Own Business [1.4]

Fred: OK, Shaggy. You work on the combination as I read off the numbers.
Shaggy: OK, but I need a moment to warm up. Now, I must have absolute quiet while I work. [Shaggy starts fiddling with the lock on the safe]
Fred: Oh, Shaggy. Shaggy! I have the combination, just turn the knob to the right.
Shaggy: Well why didn't you say so?!

Shaggy: I've seen enough! Let's go back!
Fred: Not until we walk around the ghost town and see what we can find.
Shaggy: Like I know what we'll find.
Daphne: What?
Shaggy: Ghosts!

Decoy for a Dognapper [1.5]

Fred: Velma! What are you doing here?

What the Hex Going On? [1.6]

Velma: Hey look! Suitcases!
Daphne: Looks like someone just moved in.
Shaggy: Then let's move out.

Fred: It sure would help help if we could find another clue.
Shaggy: Uh huh. I found one.
Fred: Groovy! What is it?
Shaggy: Him. [points to ghost]

Shaggy: How about that? All that advice and she didn't even pay us a dime.
Velma: I hope that's the end of the customers for a while.

Shaggy: Zoinks! It's the goony ghost!

Sharon: Uncle Stuart! Why did you do that?

Shaggy: Hey! What's this? [reading the sign] "Scooby-Doo was here." The whole turkey? Gone?

Never Ape an Ape Man [1.7]

Shaggy: Yeah. Like, you got him. King Kong in a flash.

Foul Play in Funland [1.8]

Fred: Well, we saw a very strange character running around out there.
Shaggy: It was like WEIRDO!
Scooby: Reirdo like!
Sarah: Fiddlesticks. Besides us there is no one else on this island.
Mr. Jenkins: Maybe the moonlight was playing tricks on you.
Shaggy: Man I tell ya-
Fred: Let it go Shaggy. Sorry to have bothered you, Sir. Let's go gang.
[cut to them outside the house, disappointed they didn't believe their story]
Fred: How did you like that for double talk?
Velma: We can't go home now. We know we didn't imagine all those kooky things that happened.

Daphne: Shaggy, sometimes I think that you'd rather eat a pizza pie than solve a mystery.
Shaggy: Let's vote on it. Mystery or pizza pie [raises hand]
Scooby: [raises a paw] Pizza pie.

Daphne: [after the strange man crashes into the gang's boat] He'd better look out I don't catch him. I'll make him pay for what he did my hair.

Mr. Jenkins: Sarah! What are you doing here?
Sarah: It was me that caused Charlie to go out of control. I don't think robots should come and work here while children run about to have fun.
Daphne: She's right. Charlie is nice, but kids need humans.
Scooby: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Mr. Jenkins: I never thought about that. I just needed a perfect robot, but don't worry. I'll rebuild him and call him, "Charlie II".

The Backstage Rage [1.9]

Fred: Do you think that twenty was planned to throw us off?
Daphne: Why?
Fred: To make us think nothing fishy was going on in the theater.
Daphne: And we would never think of going back.
Velma: I get it. But now what do we do?
Fred: We go back.

Velma: He's gone!
Daphne: It must have been our imagination.
Shaggy: Well that was the first time I ever heard mine.

Bedlam in the Big Top [1.10]

Ghost Clown: [hypnotizing Scooby] Watch the pretty coin of gold, and you will do as you are told. You are brave, and that's a fact. You will do the high wire act.
Ghost Clown: [Hypnotizing Daphne] You will listen for a time, and soon your thoughts shall all be mine. Watch the pretty coin of gold, and you will do as you are told.

[Daphne, now hypnotized, smiles and closes her eyes]

A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts [1.11]


Scooby-Doo and a Mummy Too! [1.12]

Daphne: [referring to the Mummy of Anka] Wow, he could still scare me, Professor.
The Professor: Don't worry about him, Daphne. Anka is over three thousand years old.
Shaggy: That's funny. He doesn't look a day over two thousand to me.

Shaggy: I'm Tiredsville, and my feet are killing me. Oh, 1, 2, 3, 4 of them. [realizing he is sitting on the lap of the Mummy of Anka] Zoinks! The mummy!

Shaggy: Like, what happened?
Velma: You let the mummy in!
Fred: And Scooby's with him!

Which Witch is Which? [1.13]

Velma: Well, it won't work. That voodoo stuff is just a bunch of phony baloney.
Scooby: Hmm. [Sticks needle into a Shaggy doll]
Shaggy: Yow! I've been voodooed!
Fred: Hold it, shaggy. All you did was back into this fork.

Daphne: You shouldn't believe everything you read.
Witch: No, my pretty?

Shaggy: Hey, there's a pair of shoes in here. [sees a zombie] And look what they're attached to!

Daphne: [when Fred and Velma find her bound and gagged] Boy! Am I glad to see you.

[money bags by a tree where Scooby and Shaggy are hiding]
Witch: "Money money money!"
Zombie: "Ughh"
[Shaggy and Scooby jump out of bags]
Shaggy: Here double-ugly go buy yourself a new face! Ta-ta!

Go Away Ghost Ship [1.14]

Shaggy: The sea water's boiling. I wonder what ghosts like in their stew, Scoob.
Scooby: Rains?
Shaggy: Chains! Hey yeah, ghosts like chains. And uh, oh yeah. Some ashes from the stove. You know, this could be real good.
Scooby: Reah, reah!
Shaggy: Now, what else?
Scooby: Robrebs?
Shaggy: Cobwebs! Uh huh, delightful. Why didn't I think of that? Wow. Now did we forget anything?
Scooby: Roap.
Shaggy: Soap? I hardly use it myself, but why not?

Spooky Space Kook [1.15]

Shaggy: Scoob, hide the key.
[Scooby throws it out the window. Space kook laughs maniacally]
Shaggy: Scooby, where'd you put the key?
Scooby: Rout ra rindow.
Shaggy: You threw it out the window? We need that key!
[They jump out the window and grab it]

Fred: In a case like this, Shag and Scoob did exactly the right thing. Let's scram!

A Night of Fright is No Delight [1.16]

Cosgood Creeps: I am Cosgood Creeps, my partner Mr. Crawls couldn't make it tonight.
Shaggy: Creeps and Crawls! They sure picked the right lawyers for this job.

Fred: Four missing heirs, a haunted house, and a Phantom Shadow.
Shaggy: Like all that's missing is a spooky organ. [creepy organ music starts playing]
Velma: It's not missing anymore!

Velma: It's the Phantom Shadow!
Fred: Only he's not a shadow, he's a green ghost!
Shaggy: Now there's two of them!

That's Snow Ghost [1.17]

Mr. Greenway: Welcome to Wolf's End Lodge. [laughs] We have all the comforts of home!
Shaggy: Yeah? Whose home? Dracula's?

Velma: Maybe if we ring this gong, We'll find out. [Does so]
Fu Lan Chi: Who dares enter the temple of Fu Lan Chi?
Scooby: Yikes!

Season 2


Nowhere to Hyde [2.1]

Scooby: Hocus-pocus. Alley-oop. [Steals Shaggy's double fudge sundae with a pickle on top]
Shaggy: Hey! What kind of a magic trick Is that?!

Mystery Mask Mix-Up [2.2]

Shaggy: Looks like Daphne wants to scare up a couple of new boyfriends. [he and Scooby then laugh]
Daphne: [unamused] Very funny.

Shaggy: You don't scare us, Zen Tuo! Go on! I dare you to cross the line, but I warn you, I know judo, chop suey, and Chinese checkers!

Fred: Now we're all locked in!
Daphne: And there's no way out!

Shaggy: How do you like that? Outfoxed by a mouse!

Scooby's Night with a Frozen Fright [2.3]


Jeepers, It's the Creeper [2.4]

Fred: Come on, let's get out of here while we still can!
Hermit: Come back! Come back!

Shaggy: Like, what do we do now?

Daphne: The Creeper!
Shaggy: Zoinks! It's him!

Shaggy: Oh, no! Scooby's becoming a mother hen all over again!

Haunted House Hang-Up [2.5]


A Tiki Scare is No Fair [2.6]

Velma: A secret cavern.
Fred: That is a way out, I hope.

Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Werewolf? [2.7]


Don't Fool with a Phantom [2.8]

Shaggy: Like, we're safe now. [sees the Wax Phantom] I think.
Scooby: Oh, no!
Shaggy: Oh, yes!


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