Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!

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Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969–1970) is a CBS animated television show about four kids and a dog named Scooby-Doo who travel around in a green van known as "The Mystery Machine" and solve many mysteries along the way.

Season 1[edit]

What a Night for a Knight [1.1][edit]

A Clue for Scooby-Doo [1.2][edit]

Shaggy: I can already taste those chocolate-covered hot dogs.
Velma: Yuck! His stomach must be made of scrap iron.
Shaggy: Can I help it if my first toy was a garbage disposal?

Fred: We're going back to find out what it was.
Shaggy: Swell. I'll wait here and when you find out, send me a telegram.

Daphne: How did Scooby do that?
Fred: I guess that's another mystery.

Hassle in the Castle [1.3][edit]

Daphne: [after falling through a trapdoor] Let me out of here! Let me out of here!
[the trapdoor chute opens up releasing her]
Daphne: [rubbing her side] Wow! I wonder how I get out of this creepy inter-sanctum. Well my intuition tells me...that way.
[the phantom's hand then tries to grab her but misses]

Velma: There's a very logical explanation for all this.
Shaggy: Quick, tell me.
Velma: The place is haunted.

Daphne: You sure picked a spooky day to go boating, Freddy.
Fred: Well it didn't start out that way. What could've happened?
Velma: It's very simple. When the barometric pressure dropped and the warm offshore air came in contact with an inland cold front we ran into some unnavigable nucleation.
Fred: You're right, Velma. Whatever you said.
Velma: I said we're lost in the fog.
Shaggy: You buzzed?

[After Scooby screeches to stop in the sand sending sand at the gang]
Fred: Hey! If you wanna play in the sand Scooby, leave us out of it, huh?

Shaggy: I'm so scared I wish I had a ham sandwich.
[a ham sandwich floats down out of nowhere]
Shaggy: Hmm, now I wish I had some mustard to go with it.
[some mustard floats down]
Shaggy: This'd better be my imagination, otherwise I'd be scared stiff!
[puts ham sandwich on table next to knight with ax]
Shaggy: Now if my imagination could like... cut it in half?
[The knight's ax swings down and cuts Shaggy's sandwich in half]
[comes back and grabs sandwich]

Shaggy: Yeah, but, how do we know the phantom will ever chase Scooby-Doo? He's a dog.
Fred: Don't worry. We'll soon fix that.

Mine Your Own Business [1.4][edit]

Fred: OK, Shaggy. You work on the combination as I read off the numbers.
Shaggy: OK, but I need a moment to warm up. Now, I must have absolute quiet while I work. [Shaggy starts fiddling with the lock on the safe]
Fred: Oh, Shaggy. Shaggy! I have the combination, just turn the knob to the right.
Shaggy: Well why didn't you say so?!

Shaggy: I've seen enough! Let's go back!
Fred: Not until we walk around the ghost town and see what we can find.
Shaggy: Like I know what we'll find.
Daphne: What?
Shaggy: Ghosts!

Decoy for a Dognapper [1.5][edit]

Fred: Velma! What are you doing here?

What the Hex Going On? [1.6][edit]

Velma: Hey look! Suitcases!
Daphne: Looks like someone just moved in.
Shaggy: Then let's move out.

Fred: It sure would help help if we could find another clue.
Shaggy: Uh huh. I found one.
Fred: Groovy! What is it?
Shaggy: Him. [points to ghost]

Shaggy: How about that? All that advice and she didn't even pay us a dime.
Velma: I hope that's the end of the customers for a while.

Shaggy: Zoinks! It's the goony ghost!

Sharon: Uncle Stuart! Why did you do that?

Shaggy: Hey! What's this? [reading the sign] "Scooby-Doo was here." The whole turkey? Gone?

Never Ape an Ape Man [1.7][edit]

Shaggy: Yeah. Like, you got him. King Kong in a flash.

Foul Play in Funland [1.8][edit]

Fred: Well, we saw a very strange character running around out there.
Shaggy: He was like WEIRDO!
Scooby: Reah! Reirdo like!
Sarah: Fiddlesticks. Besides us there is no one else on this island.
Mr. Jenkins: Sarah's right. Maybe the moonlight was playing tricks on you.
Shaggy: Man I tell ya-
Fred: Let it go Shaggy. Sorry to have bothered you, Sir. Let's go gang.
[cut to them outside the house, disappointed they didn't believe their story]
Fred: How do you like that for small talk?
Velma: We can't go home now. We know we didn't imagine all those kooky things that happened.

Velma: I sometimes think that you would rather eat a pizza pie than solve a mystery.
Shaggy: OK, then. Vote for pizza pie. [raises hand]
Scooby: [raises a paw] Pizza pie.

Mr. Jenkins: Sarah! What are you doing here?
Sarah: It was me that caused Charlie to go out of control. I don't think robots should come and work here while children run about to have fun.
Daphne: She's right. Charlie is nice, but kids need humans.
Scooby: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Mr. Jenkins: I never thought about that. I just needed a perfect robot, but don't worry. I'll rebuild him and call him, "Charlie II".

The Backstage Rage [1.9][edit]

Fred: Do you think that twenty was planned to throw us off?
Daphne: Why?
Fred: To make us think nothing fishy was going on in the theater.
Daphne: And we would never think of going back.
Velma: I get it. But now what do we do?
Fred: We go back.

Velma: He's gone!
Daphne: It must have been our imagination.
Shaggy: Well that was the first time I ever heard mine.

Bedlam in the Big Top [1.10][edit]

Ghost Clown: [hypnotizing Scooby] Watch the pretty coin of gold, and you will do as you are told. You are brave, and that's a fact. You will do the high wire act.

A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts [1.11][edit]

Scooby-Doo and a Mummy Too! [1.12][edit]

Daphne: [referring to the Mummy of Anka] Wow, he could still scare me, Professor.
The Professor: Don't worry about him, Daphne. Anka is over three thousand years old.
Shaggy: That's funny. He doesn't look a day over two thousand to me.

Shaggy: I'm Tiredsville, and my feet are killing me. Oh, 1, 2, 3, 4 of them. [realizing he is sitting on the lap of the Mummy of Anka] Zoinks! The mummy!

Shaggy: Like, what happened?
Velma: You let the mummy in!
Fred: And Scooby's with him!

Which Witch is Which? [1.13][edit]

Velma: Well, it won't work. That voodoo stuff is just a bunch of phony baloney.
Scooby: Hmm. [Sticks needle into a Shaggy doll]
Shaggy: Yow! I've been voodooed!
Fred: Hold it, shaggy. All you did was back into this fork.

Daphne: You shouldn't believe everything you read.
Witch: No, my pretty?

Shaggy: Hey, there's a pair of shoes in here. [sees a zombie] And look what they're attached to!

Daphne: [when Fred and Velma find her bound and gagged] Boy! Am I glad to see you.

[money bags by a tree where Scooby and Shaggy are hiding]
Witch: "Money money money!"
Zombie: "Ughh"
[Shaggy and Scooby jump out of bags]
Shaggy: Here double-ugly go buy yourself a new face! Ta-ta!

Go Away Ghost Ship [1.14][edit]

Shaggy: The sea water's boiling, Scoob, I wonder what pirates like in their food?
Scooby: Rains?
Shaggy: Hey yeah, ghosts like it when it rains, and what else? Oh yeah, some ashes from the stove, you know this could be real good? What else do pirates like?
Scooby: Robrebs?
Shaggy: Yeah!
Scooby: Roap.
Shaggy: Soap? I hardly use it myself, but why not?

Spooky Space Kook [1.15][edit]

Shaggy: Scoob, hide the key
[Scooby Throws it out the window. Space kook laughs maniacally]
Shaggy: Scooby where'd you put the key?
Scooby: rought ra rindow.
Shaggy: You threw it out the window?
Shaggy: We need that key!
[They jump out the window and grab it]

Fred: In a case like this, Shag and Scoob did exactly the right thing. Let's scram!

A Night of Fright is No Delight [1.16][edit]

Cosgood Creeps: I am Cosgood Creeps, my partner Mr. Crawls couldn't make it tonight.
Shaggy: Creeps and Crawls! They sure picked the right lawyers for this job.

Fred: Four missing heirs, a haunted house, and a Phantom Shadow.
Shaggy: Like all that's missing is a spooky organ. [creepy organ music starts playing]
Velma: It's not missing anymore!

Velma: It's the Phantom Shadow!
Fred: Only he's not a shadow, he's a green ghost!
Shaggy: Now there's two of them!

That's Snow Ghost [1.17][edit]

Mr. Greenway: Welcome to Wolf's End Lodge. [laughs] We have all the comforts of home!
Shaggy: Yeah? Whose home? Dracula's?

Velma: Maybe if we ring this gong, We'll find out. [Does so]
Fu Lan Chi: Who dares enter the temple of Fu Lan Chi?
Scooby: Yikes!

Season 2[edit]

Nowhere to Hyde [2.1][edit]

Scooby: Hocus-pocus. Alley-oop. [Steals Shaggy's double fudge sundae with a pickle on top]
Shaggy: Hey! What kind of a magic trick Is that?!

Mystery Mask Mix-Up [2.2][edit]

Shaggy: You don't scare us, Zen Tuo! Go on! I dare you to cross the line, but I warn you, I know judo, chop suey, and Chinese checkers!

Fred: Now we're all locked in!
Daphne: And there's no way out!

Shaggy: How do you like that? Outfoxed by a mouse!

Scooby's Night with a Frozen Fright [2.3][edit]

Jeepers, It's the Creeper [2.4][edit]

Fred: Come on, let's get out of here while we still can!
Hermit: Come back! Come back!

Shaggy: Like, what do we do now?

Daphne: The Creeper!
Shaggy: Zoinks! It's him!

Shaggy: Oh, no! Scooby's becoming a mother hen all over again!

Haunted House Hang-Up [2.5][edit]

A Tiki Scare is No Fair [2.6][edit]

Velma: A secret cavern.
Fred: That is a way out, I hope.

Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Werewolf? [2.7][edit]

Don't Fool with a Phantom [2.8][edit]

Shaggy: Like, we're safe now. [sees the Wax Phantom] I think.
Scooby: Oh, no!
Shaggy: Oh, yes!


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