The Simpsons/Season 31
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The Simpsons (1989–present) is an American animated sitcom broadcast by the Fox Broadcasting Company created by Matt Groening. The series is a satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family.
- Homer Simpson: They say Muhammad Ali was the greatest of all time, but he never fought Cassius Clay.
- Homer Simpson: Oh my God, a hipster! Marge, get him a microbrew, quick!
- Homer: Okay, which of these ties is better for my first day as a mentor? Purple stripes or this one?
- Marge: [sniff, sniff] Are you wearing my perfume?
- Homer: I like it on you, he'll like it on me.
- Mike: I can't believe it! I'm 35 and I'm at the foot of the world's greatest bababoo!
- Mike: Hey, Lenny, you duck-faced psycho! Guess who's going to Homer Simpson's house for a meal?! Me.
- Carl: Uh, I'm Carl!
- Homer: Len, Stop.
- Ned: Ralph, what would you say?
- Ralph: I would say, Baby Jesus, thank you for dying for our shins.
- Brandine: That's your brother. He prefers the pronoun "they", on account of the twin he absorbed in my belly.
- Bart: Skins? That's how boys play dress-up.
- Mr. Burns: "I'm the richest man in a town of 32,000 people."
