The Simpsons/Season 32
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The Simpsons (1989–present) is an American animated sitcom broadcast by the Fox Broadcasting Company created by Matt Groening. The series is a satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family.
Undercover Burns[edit]
- Mr. Burns: Aw, somebody drew a cucumber crying, that's nice.
- Mr. Burns: Oh, why can't I be loved AND feared, like God?
I, Carumbus[edit]
Now Museum, Now You Don't[edit]
- Marge: Oh, I think you'd better stay home from school, sweetie.
- Lisa: I'm not at school?
- Marge: No, honey. And you should stay home.
- Lisa: Yes, Miss Hover.
Treehouse of Horror XXXI[edit]
- Ralph: I can burp magic!
- Sherri and Terri: Are we that predictable?
The 7 Beer Itch[edit]
- Groundskeeper Willie: Lily gets why we're here. Life is supposed to be fun. I loved her. We all loved her. The way gophers love that sweet, sweet poison. Every man wanted her for the greatest reason there is. Lily could make life fun.
Podcast News[edit]
- Kent: Now to go back to my loving family.
- [Kent's children shows them on tech]
Three Dreams Denied[edit]
- Dewey Largo: The best sound of all, silence.
The Road to Cincinnati[edit]
Sorry Not Sorry[edit]
A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas[edit]
- Bart: Okay, there's nowhere else to sleep. I have no choice. [ends up entering Lisa's bedroom with Maggie, Lisa, and the dolls] Ay, caramba! Okay, ladies, let's get this over with. [as he sees so many dolls on the floor, he becomes very frightened. Then he leaps on her bed] No more girly stuff, lights out.
- Lisa: As you wish, Prince pajama foot.
The Dad-Feelings Limited[edit]
Diary Queen[edit]
- Skinner: Assembly item number two: Don't take drugs!
- Lisa: I don't!
- Skinner: Our most successful assembly ever.
- Todd: I vote "yes." I can finally get away from that ladybug that scares me.
- Rod: I am tired of Mr. Simpson peeing in our bird bath.
Wad Goals[edit]
Yokel Hero[edit]
Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?[edit]
- Homer: Hey, what's the haps, pop-diggity?
- Grampa: D'oh! What's wrong with you? Can't you talk like a normal 55-year-old man?
Manger Things[edit]
Uncut Femmes[edit]
Burger Kings[edit]
- Marge: With all these commercials, I'm afraid your father's going to need bigger pants. Alexa, do you have any X-X-X-X- X-X-X-XL in stock?
- Homer: Lisa, I'm sorry to put it on you, but every generation has its to-do list. Yours is putting Miami on stilts, inventing new bees, and learning to peacefully live with fire tornadoes.
- Homer: Yeah, Cool?
- Marge: What?
Panic on the Streets of Springfield[edit]
Mother and Child Reunion[edit]
Homer: ## [ Singing ] when my feelings it's sad my back ## [ Humming ] Marge: hello Homer Simpson what are you up to Homer: when my feelings. [ Singing ] If there is something we can be here because you're here today I'm feeling so happy.
The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.[edit]
(SINGING) Hmm. Let's see. Oh. There it is. HOMER: Woo-hoo Grampa. (LAUGHS) (HUMMING) Hi Grampa. What are you doing Playing I love them all good let's see I see elephants and toys and lots of more (CHUCKLES) Wow. I thought that's a cool nice place. (GIGGLES) (WHISTLING) (GASPS) oh. Wow that's a good one (BOTH LAUGHING)
The Last Barfighter[edit]
(SINGING) the Simpsons (HOMER HUMMING) BART: hi Homer. What are you doing Well I think that's worth with try (LAUGHS) You want to hear it Sure I come to my place I come to my place let's go to get I come to my place I come to my place let's go find the way BOTH: Yeah That was a good song Homer. Thanks. I worked really hard can't wait to sing I'm barfighter (CHUCKLES) (HUMMING) hi There bart Bart: hi I'm so excited for barfighter BOTH: let's fight (CHEERING) Woo-hoo. Homer: I'm so happy barfighter Thanks. You're welcome (WHOOPS) Three cheers for Bart Simpson ALL: hip hip hooray hip hip hooray hip hip hooray BART: wow that's a good barfighter
