The Simpsons/Season 33

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The Simpsons (1989–present) is an American animated sitcom broadcast by the Fox Broadcasting Company created by Matt Groening. The series is a satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family.

The Star of the Backstage[edit]

Barney: That really happened? I thought I imagined that.

Bart's in Jail![edit]

Bill Cipher: Buy crypto, suckers!

Treehouse of Horror XXXII[edit]

Ralph: [after killing Sherri and Terri] I killed Jerry and Larry!

Ralph: That's my pee-pee bed.

The Wayz We Were[edit]

Lisa's Belly[edit]

Ralph: Lisa is soft now.

A Serious Flanders (Part 1)[edit]

Kostas Becker: A greedy man once yearned for more, so the fool began to borrow. He ate and drank and told the bank, "I'll pay the debt tomorrow." But as both dolt and purse grew fat, the calendar grew thinner. The debt collector had enough and hungered for his dinner. The coward ran, with coin in hand, but came dawn, lost his breath. The fool was caught, 'twas all for naught, for the collector's name was Death.

A Serious Flanders (Part 2)[edit]

Portrait of a Lackey on Fire[edit]


Mothers and Other Strangers[edit]

A Made Maggie[edit]

Lenny: Let me give her a sip of beer.
Homer: You're out.
Fit-Fat Tony: And you use the Kiss of Death with those lips?

The Longest Marge[edit]

Pixelated and Afraid[edit]

Boyz N the Highlands[edit]

You Won't Believe What This Episode is About - Act Three Will Shock You![edit]

Marge: Everybody, out, out, out, out, out! Me and the floors deserve to savor every minute of our special spa day. And take the dog. Now it's my time to make these stains "herstory."
Lisa: Ugh, are you quoting their actual slogan?
Marge: I'm quoting my wildest dreams.

Lenny Leonard: Once it became clear that human companionship was a non-starter, I adopted this handsome little mister, Devin.

Lenny: So, where'd you get your dog?
Homer: Uh, I think he came with the house?

Lisa: Okay, so far, the neighborhood rage is contained to just dog lovers. Oh, no. It's spread to the cat people. Oh, now it's the horse crazies.
Marge: Those horse crazies don't mess around.

Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, and I'm truly sorry.
Beasts, Animals, Dinosaurs, Aliens, Dragons, Pilgrims, Demons, Monsters, Creatures and Witch-riding Taiking Dragon: Tsk, tsk, tsk!
Homer: Sorry if you pee-pee babies were offended by something that was no big deal and everything's fine. So what's the issue?
Bart: [to Lisa] Amazing job, you really got his voice down.

Bart the Cool Kid[edit]

Pretty Whittle Liar[edit]

Ralph: I want to be a big word.

The Sound of Bleeding Gums[edit]

My Octopus and a Teacher[edit]

Milhouse: Bart had Skittles with milk for breakfast.

Girls Just Shauna Have Fun[edit]

Marge the Meanie[edit]

Moe: No outside peas.

Mr. Burns: [to Blinky] What are you looking at?

Meat Is Murder[edit]

Poorhouse Rock[edit]

Homer: Mmm...chest chips.

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