Family Guy/Season 23
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Family Guy is an animated television series created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. The show was canceled in 2002, but after a positive response to DVDs and reruns on Adult Swim, productions of new episodes for FOX resumed in 2005.
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Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Cheater
[edit]- Patrick McCloskey: Forget it, Joe. It's Pumpkintown.
- John Hubert: Trick or treat. I'm a registered sex offender.
- Joe Swanson: Suck my bumpy gourd, McCloskey!
- Stewie Griffin: It's not alive! IT'S NOT ALIVE!
Gift of the White Guy
[edit]Fat Gun
[edit]- Rooster (Chris): Let’s keep the small talk to a minimum.
- Maverick (Peter): Got it. So, how’s your dad doing, good?
- Rooster: You killed him!
- Maverick: Yeah, and I was more than five miles out, and I could have done anything with his body, but I didn’t.
- Rooster: Yeah, the more you say that, the more I don’t think it’s true.
- Maverick (Peter): So, are you all silent and scarfed because you’re dying?
- Iceman (Stewie): No, is that what people are saying!? No, I’m just on vocal rest for karaoke later. I’m 100% totally fine. I’ve never felt better in my li--
- [cut to Iceman's funeral]
- Maverick: Aw, he died.
Live, Laugh, Love
[edit]Drunk with Power
[edit]Lois C.K.
[edit]The Chicken or the Meg
[edit]Dog is My Co-Pilot
[edit]Pitch Imperfect
[edit]Hard Times at Adam West High High
[edit]- Brian: Chris, we've got less than one minute to get you aroused.
- Chris: Um... okay.
- Stewie: Close your eyes. You're a 19th century heiress alone in her vast estate and awaiting a visit from the handsome vicar as her dear aunt has recently passed from consumption.
- Chris: Yeah, that... that's... nothing.
- Brian: [sighs] Well, I'm not proud of what I'm about to say here, but... go to YouTube and type in "Brazilian Women's Olympic volleyball team practice."
The Elle Word
[edit]A Real Who's Hulu
[edit]China Doll
[edit]- Announcer: We now return to ER.
- Stewie: Edited for eastern medicine.
- Mark Greene: I need 10 CCs of--
- Stewie: Jinseng root.
- Blonde nurse: And somebody set this patient up--
- Stewie: Goldfish to nibble his toes.
- [Peter Benton gives the patient palpation]
- Benton: We're gonna lose him if we can't get our hands on some--
- Stewie: Baby elephant bones.
- [the patient monitoring system shows the patient flatlining]
- Greene: He's coding!
- Benton: There's just one chance: we need--
- Chris: The lady doctors to kiss. I made some tweaks as well.
One Foot in Front of the Mother
[edit]The Fat Lotus
[edit]- Bruce: Oh, no!
- Jeffery: [Last Words] I know!
Cool Hand Lois
[edit]Martian Meg
[edit]Row v. Wade
[edit]Karenheit 451
[edit]Brian: God, this is the worst day since 9/11.
[Cutaway to Peter and Lois on the couch in the living room, horrified of what they've seen. Brian steps in.]
Brian: Hey guys, we're out of dry food.
Lois: Brian, they just knocked down the World Trade Centers.
Brian: Oh. Did they also knock down the Petco?
