The Simpsons/Season 36
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- The Simpsons (1989–present) is an American animated sitcom broadcast by the Fox Broadcasting Company created by Matt Groening. The series is a satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family.
- Chief Wiggum: Simpson, we are family sending you to juvie and throwing away the keys, is what I would say if I wasn't about to start a whole new chapter in my life. [Bart groans] I'm joining the Chicago P.D. I'm gonna lead the ADU.
- Lou: The All-Decapitations Unit?
- Chief Wiggum: Yeah, there won't be a lot of laughs. I think it’s a drama. One thing's for sure though, I'm going to miss this pla-
- Bart: ENOUGH OF THE STUPID LIGHT SWITCH!!
- Homer: I know, I know. It's a lot to process suddenly having a great father.
- Bart: Dude, you're not capable of change!
- Homer: [through teeth] I hear you and I validate your feelings.
- Bart: You're not a great father, you are Homer Simpson. A drunk, neglectful sack of crap, and that's why everyone laughs at you!
- Homer: Why you little... [angrliy strangles Bart, smashes onto his cake]
- Marge: Bart, look what you did to your cake.
- Homer: Mmm, floor cake. [takes a bite of Bart's cake]
- Bart: Ten. I stopped it. I'm still ten.
- Marge: [to Bart] When are you going to grow up?
- Bart: Never.
- Billy O'Donnell: Okay, listen, you stay in the car until I get back.
- [Agnes doing cube rotation while waiting for Billy to return]
- Agnes Skinner: I waited and waited.
- [Agnes snoring and cube rotations all over on her and gasps]
- Cletus: Ma'am, are you okay? 'Cause I've been staring at ya since 2:00 in the morning.
- [Agnes groans]
- [Cletus takes a cube rotation]
- Agnes Skinner: I never saw Billy again. Abe, what if Burns knows I was there?
- Grampa: I guess I'll have to ask him. Luckily, I'm wearing my gun.
- [grunts]
- Mayor Quimby: Thanks to Lisa Simpson's tireless and tiresome advocacy, Springfield will now be providing free LED light bulbs to every household.
- The Rich Texan: I can use the money I save to pay for these louder bullets!
- Sideshow Mel: I applaud Springfield for finally embracing a progressive idea.
- The Rich Texan: Whoa, Nelly! It's a progressive idea? Well, now I hate it.
- Luann Van Houten: Okay, ladies. Let's all take out this month's book. Then open it, close it, and break out the wine!
- Lindsey Naegle: The question is: Do you want to live your life like this?
- Luann: Oh! And I suppose all your throw pillows just say nothing. Anyway, it's not like it's hurting anyone.
- Kumiko: Isn't it?
- Marge: Luann, we're here for you.
- Luann: But… but being a funny wine mom is my thing. I have absolutely nothing else in my life. [He starting to crying, Milhouse sighs]
- Marge: You like coffee, right? What if your new personality was coffee?
- Luann: Coffee merch doesn't get me there!
- Bernice Hibbert: Chocolate?
- Luann: "It's chocolate o'clock somewhere"? That makes no sense, Bernice.
- Miss Hoover: How about "proud slut"?
- Luann: Hmm… hmm… I love it.
- Malibu Stacy: Hi, Shauna!
- Shauna Chalmers: Um. Who are you, freak? Besides a freaky freak, you freak.
- Mailbu Stacy: I'm Malibu Stacy. You're Malibu Stacy.
- Mrs. Muntz: Oh, my hero.
- Nelson: No, mom. You're mine.
- Mrs. Muntz: Ah, shut up.
- Kent Brockman: Breaking news. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. A ship carrying America's entire supply of cigarettes has become lodged in the Panama Canal.
- Sea Captain: R, D, R, D, R, D.
