Warner Bros. cartoon characters

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This page is for quotations of cartoon characters created for Warner Bros. Entertainment productions.

Bugs Bunny and Happy Rabbit[edit]

  • Hey, Laughing Boy!
  • I knew I should've taken that left toyn at Albukoykee! (as he pronounces it.)
  • I wish my brother George was here to see this! (as Liberace)
  • I would just LOVE a duck dinner (speaking in drag)
  • I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in the morning! (from Little Red Riding Rabbit)
  • Mmm, rabbits. That sounds delicious. [Does a double-take.] Rabbits!
  • Of course, you realize this means war! -- borrowed from the Marx Brothers' Duck Soup
  • Poor little nimrod [1]
  • What a gulli-bull! What a nin-cow-poop!
  • Ehh, What's up Doc? -- first used in A Wild Hare (1940)
  • What a maroon!
  • Ain't I a stinker?
  • Monsters are such INTeresting people. -- Hair-Raising Hare (1946)
  • Shhh! Be very, very quiet: we're hunting Elmers! (with Daffy Duck)
  • Hey look at me! I'm a hare-plane!
  • Ever get the feelin' you wuz bein' watched? -- Hair-Raising Hare (1946)
  • Well here we are! Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat!
  • "Lady, if you don't find a rabbit with lipstick amusin', then you and I have nothin' to say to each other..." from Looney Tunes: Back In Action
  • Cut that out gargantuah. I aint a ape, I'm a rabbit. [grabs his ears] Hey look long ears, [squeezes his tail] fluffy tail. Technically known as a "Rodentus-Rabbitus".
  • And don't think it hasn't been a little slice of heaven... because it hasn't! -- Hair-Raising Hare (1946)
  • "Well, here I am! Hey!, just a cottin-pickin' minute...this don't look like the Coachella Valley to ME!" -- Bully for Bugs
  • "STOP STEAMIN' UP MY TAIL!...what are ya tryin to do, wrinkle it?" -- Bully for Bugs
  • Oh there you are say you wouldn't mind taking pitcures of a rabbit would ya I know a rabbit who would pose for you of course if you are um intrested -- Used by Happy Rabbit in Elmer's Candid Camera
  • Those dogs might be able to get a fox's tail, but they'll never get a rabbit's tail! -- Foxy By Proxy
  • "Gad, what a night. I'll never mix raddish juice and carrot juice again." -- Hare-Way to the Stars
  • "Something tells me I shoulda stood in bed." -- Hare-Way to the Stars
  • "... Hey, maybe that character wearing the spittoon can help me." -- referring to Marvin the Martian Hare-Way to the Stars

Daffy Duck[edit]

  • "Don't mind me, I'm just a darn fool crazy duck!" (First line) ("Porky's Duck Hunt")
  • "My name is Daffy Duck, I worked on a Merry Go Round, the job was swell I did quite well, till the Merry Go Round broke down, the guy that worked with me, was a horse with a lavender eye, around in whirls we'd wink at girls, till the Merry Go Round Broke Down. Up and down and round it we sthped, the dizzy pace soon went to my head, now you know why I'm dizzy, and do the things I do, I am a screw and you'd be too, if the Merry Go Round broke down." (Daffy's musical number in "Daffy Duck and Egghead")
  • "I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible!" (riding an invisible bike in "Porky & Daffy")
  • (Impersonating Lew Lehr) "Duck hunters is the cwaziest peoples!" ("Daffy Duck Hunt")
  • "DON'T SHUSH ME! I'LL MAKE ALL THE NOISE I WANNA!" ("Daffy Duck Hunt")
  • (Dressed in snow gear) "What a trip! What a trip! Blizzard all the way... snow twenty feet deep! But we had to get that serum through! It was mush, mush, mush all night! Come on!! MUSH, MUSH, MUSH, MUSH, MUSH!!! Suddenly, the glacier cracks, then the roar, TONS OF ICE, NO ESCAPE, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (totally calm) So how's things been with you?" ("Daffy Duck Hunt")
  • "Duck Dodgers!- in the 24 1/2 century!!"
  • "Ho-ho, very funny. Ha-ha, it is to laugh" (as "Robin Hood")
  • "Rabbit Season!!"
  • "And it hasn't been the same without you. Although it's been eerily similar."
  • "This is a job for... STUPOR DUCK!!!"
  • "Don't blame me— the Martian gets one episode per season."
  • Farewell, my Queen! We will always have Paris...
  • "I can't stand pain, it hurts me!"
  • "I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a greedy craven little coward."
  • "Maybe if I stare at this piece of paper long enough, people will think I can read."
  • "Shhh! Be very, very quiet: we're hunting Elmers! (with Bugs Bunny)"
  • "Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers... and gun powder... and cordite. I'm an elk! Shoot me! Go on!! It's elk season! I'm a fiddler crab. Why don't you shoot me?!? It's fiddler crab season!"
  • "That Cadet buys the worst Christmas presents."
  • "Well whataya know, she loves me! That's just the advantage I need."
  • "Yahoo! The grand brassiere is back in business, baby!"
  • "You're deth-picable! "
  • "Hold on a minute..."pronoun trouble
  • It's not "He doesn't have to shoot you now" it's "he doesn't have to shoot me now." WELL I SAY HE DOES HAVE TO SHOOT ME NOW! SO SHOOT ME NOW!
  • Ya know, maybe that wasn't such a hot idea after all.
  • Anyone for tennis? [Elmer Fudd shoots Daffy Duck] Good game.
  • Thanks for the sour persimmons cousin.
  • Anything my public demands, anything my public demands. That does it, if a long-eared rabbit can a star so can a duck.
  • Pigeon? I'm not a pigeon I'm a duck, d-u-k duck.
  • O'boy, I should be sent to prison for all the scenes I'm about to steal.
  • This is the last time I work with someone with a th-th-peech impediment! [to Donald Duck in Who Framed Roger Rabbit]
  • Warner Bros. aint got an original bone in their body. Next thing you know they'll probity pair me up with a couple of snot-nosed brats, I wouldn't put it past them.

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Yosemite Sam[edit]

  • Great horny Toads!
  • Ah hate thet rabbit!
  • Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!! [usual quote after finding out he's been had]
  • I hate rabbits.
  • Come back here, ya varmint!
  • I said, "Whoa, Dragon!"
  • I'm a Hessian without no aggresion.
  • For any one of you lily livered, bow legged varmints care to slap leather with me, in case any of ya get any idears, ya better know who yer dealin with. I'm tha' hootinness, tootinness, shootinness, bob tailed wildcat in the west. [fires his guns at the ground, levatating himself for a second] I'm tha' fastest gun north, south, east, aaaaaand west of tha' Pecos.
  • When I get my hands on that money I'll buy the old ladies' home and kick the old ladies out. I'll have the orphans home torn down and I'll get rid of tha' police department [wicked laugh].
  • No more gentlemen stuff. From now on ya fights my way, dirty!

Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner[edit]

  • Wile E Coyote: "Wile E. Coyote, super genius. I like the way that rolls out! Wile E. Coyote, 'Super' Genius!"
  • Road Runner: "Beep, beep!"
  • "Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud. And remember, mud spelled backwards is dum."
  • [delirious] "Wile E. Cyote. Super Genius."
  • Wile E Coyote: In a hazardous business such as mine, I find it useful to keep an automatic record of my activities, to isolate possible errors such as the foregoing. This is proved by ingenious settings of motion picture cameras across the desert. In this way, I can record action at any angle: low-angle shots(picture shows a camera strapped to a tortoise), high-angle shots(picture shows a camera strapped to a stork), zooms(picture shows a camera strapped to a cactus like a catapult), trucks(picture shows a camera strapped to two rattlesnakes), down shots(picture show a camera strapped to the edge of cliff), direction shots(picture shows cameras strapped to the back street signs), close-ups(picture shows a camera disguises as a native American, picture than shows cameras hiding in a house), in other words, complete coverage. Needless to state the most scientific exact in nature, but it does eliminate error.

Miss Prissy[edit]

  • He's Chasing Me!
  • Well...
  • Yes!

Duck Season/Rabbit Season[edit]

Rabbit Fire

Daffy: "It's Wabbit season!"
Bugs: "Duck season!"
Daffy: "Wabbit season!"
Bugs: "Duck season!!"
Daffy: "Wabbit season!!"
Bugs: "Duck season!!!"
Daffy: "Wabbit season!!!"
Bugs: (reversing the flow) "Wabbit season!"
Daffy: "Duck season!!!"
Bugs: "Wabbit season!!!"
Daffy: "I say it's DUCK season, and I say...fire!"
(Elmer shoots Daffy)
Daffy: "Hmmm... Let's try that again!"
Bugs: "Okay."
Daffy: "I'll start it this time!"
Bugs: "Right!"
Daffy: "Wabbit season!"
Bugs: "Duck season!!"
Daffy: "Wabbit season!!"
Bugs: (reversing yet again) "Wabbit season!"
Daffy: "Duck season, fire!"
(Elmer shoots Daffy again)
Daffy: "Okay, this time, you start it."
Bugs: "Whatever you say!... Wabbit!"
Daffy: DUCK, FIRE!
(Daffy is shot yet again)

Rabbit Seasoning

Bugs: It's true, Doc; I'm a rabbit alright. Would you like to shoot me now or wait 'til you get home?
Daffy: Shoot him now! Shoot him now!
Bugs: You keep outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!
Daffy: He does SO have to shoot me now! [to Elmer] I DEMAND that you shoot me now!
[Elmer raises his gun. As Daffy sticks his tongue out at Bugs, he is shot. Daffy walks back over to Bugs, gunsmoke pouring out of his nostrils]
Daffy: [to Bugs] Let's run through that again.
Bugs: Okay.
Bugs: [neutral toned] Wouldja like to shoot me now or wait till ya get home?
Daffy:[neutral toned] Shoot him now, shoot him now.
Bugs: [neutral toned] You keep outta this, he doesn't have to shoot you now.
Daffy Duck: [with expresion] HA! THAT'S IT! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! [to audience] Pronoun trouble. [to Bugs] It's not "he doesn't have to shoot YOU now"...it's "he doesn't have to shoot ME now"
[Pause]
Daffy: [with anger] Well, I say he DOES have to shoot me now!! [to Elmer] SO SHOOT me now!
[Elmer shoots Daffy again]

Duck! Rabbit! Duck!

Daffy: "You're a dirty dog!"
Bugs: "And you are a dirty skunk!"
Daffy: "I'm a dirty skunk? I'M a Dirty Skunk?"
(Bugs holds up a sign reading "Dirty Skunk Season", and Elmer predictably lets Daffy have it)

Henery Hawk[edit]

  • Henery's Mom: And what does mommy's little boy wants for his dinner?
  • Henery: Chicken!

The Three Bears[edit]

  • Narrator: Once upon time there were three bears. A Mama Bear, a Papa Bear, and a little Baaaaaaaaby Bear. (Drags out the a in baby.)
  • Baby Bear: I'm hungry
  • Papa Bear: SHUT UP JUNIOR!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M THINKING?!
  • Papa Bear: Hey remember the story of the three bears? Why can't we all do the same thing?

Porky Pig[edit]

  • Th-th-th-that's all, Folks!"
  • (after getting accidentally shot at by Sylvester) T-t-t-tell me Sylvester...is there any insanity in your family?"

Marvin[edit]

  • I claim this planet in the name of Mars!
  • Oh, goody!
  • Oh dear, now I shall have to create more Martians.
  • Oh goody! My Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! < Q-36 explodes > Well, back to the old drawing board.
  • You have made me very ANGRY!!!
  • At last, after 2000 years of work, the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!
  • That creature has stolen the Space Modulator!
  • Capture the creature and return the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!
  • The Earth? Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds. [...] I'm going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus.
  • Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom!
  • Delays, Delays
  • Being disintegrated makes me angry! Very angry, indeed!
  • Oh, that is an interplanetary flying space saucer. We are returning to Mars in it. (Bugs looks visibly shaken) Isn't it delightful?
  • (drives over Duck Dodger's Earth Flag) I claim this planet in the name of Mars! (looks at a clearly infuriated Dodgers) Ooo, isn't that lovely? Hmm?
  • This insignificant planetoid has been found guilty of crimes against the universe.
  • Oh drat these computers, they're so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them!
  • Oh! That wasn't a bit nice! You have made me very angry! Very angry indeed! (pacing back and forth, huffing and seething in rage)

Sylvester[edit]

  • Now,time for that Tweety sandwitch I'v been dreaming of.
  • Aww come here ya little life saver you!
  • Sufferin Succotash.

Tweety[edit]

  • I tat I ta a putty tat!
  • Bad ol putty tat!

i just love dat little tweety bird