New Looney Tunes
New Looney Tunes (known as Wabbit in its first season) is an American animated television series from Warner Bros. Animation. It premiered on September 21, 2015, on Cartoon Network, and later premiered on October 5, 2015, on Boomerang. It ended on January 30, 2020.
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Now and Zen
The Inside Bugs
- Yosemite Sam: Hey! You ain't the regular getaway driver!
Sun Valley Freeze
St. Bugs and the Dragon
- Sir Littlechin: I am Sir Littlechin, dragon slayer. I'm here to slay dragon.
- Bugs Bunny: No dragon here, doc. Just a rabbit and a very noisy squirrel.
Leaf It Alone
- Wile E. Coyote: You've messed with the wrong suburban home owner, buddy! [chuckles]
The Bigfoot in Bed
World Wide Wabbit
- Yosemite Sam: There! A cloud just like you said! [jumps off the balloon] Yee-Haw!
- Bugs: Hey! You forgot your hat! [drops the bowling balls and the hat]
- Bugs: Oh-ho! The tables have turned!
For the Love of Acorns
The Game is a Foot
The Grim Rabbit
- Yosemite Sam: How about this. [puts a few horseshoes in a boxing glove] Sam! You're a garbage eating troll! [winds his fist and punches himself]
White House Wabbit
- Bugs: Really. The slightest movement!
- Leslie: The very slightest.
- Bugs: [starts dancing] Like this?
- [Music starts playing as Bugs dances.]
- Leslie: Hey!
- [Bugs gets chased by Leslie all the way to the lasered barricade surrounding the carrot patch. Bugs stops, but, Leslie slips in the barricade and gets punctured by the darts.]
- Leslie: Gobble, gobble! [he faints]
Not Lyin' Lion
Ice Ice Bunny
- Bugs Bunny: Hey, Bambi, how about you cool it with the coolin'?
- Winter Stag: I am not Bambi.
- Bugs Bunny: Let me guess, Dancer? Prancer? Donner? Oh, Blitzen!
- Winter Stag: Oh, stereotyping. Don't you have some eggs to paint?
- Bugs Bunny: Touché. However, your snow stocking antlers have me confused on your identity.
- Winter Stag: I'm not a reindeer, I'm a snow deer. I'm the Winter Stag. I bring the snow.
- Bugs Bunny: I thought Old Man Winter did that.
- Winter Stag: What?!
- Bugs Bunny: Or Jack Frost or Mother Nature?
- Winter Stag: Oh, so a human has to do everything. I have been doing this job forever!
- Bugs Bunny: But aren't you a tad early? Summer just started.
- Winter Stag: Oh, I thought I'd get an early start. Everyone loves winter. Now if you'll excuse me.
- Bugs Bunny: [As he touches the Winter Stag's tail] Hey, Stag Abbey!
- Winter Stag: Ah, nobody touches the tail!
- [He freezes Bugs with his antlers, walks off, then he comes back, charging at Bugs and butts him to a mountain]
All Belts Are Off
Wanbit's Best Friend
- Bugs Bunny: Hey, bird boy! Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep over here!
Bugs vs. Snail
To Catch a Fairy
- Bugs: What is this? Everyone Complain Day?! [his stomach growls] I gotta get something to eat!
Bugs in the Garden
- Scarecrow: Achoo!
- GPS: Bless you!
- Bugs: That wasn't me!
- Scarecrow: [sarcastically] Ooh, scary barnyard animals.
- Bugs Bunny: [Ringing the triangle] Come and get it.
- [The farm animals starts to eat the scarecrow's giant foot, but the scarecrow, but the farm animals follow him and ate the scarecrow's entire giant body which leaves him to only his head]
- Scarecrow: Woah, hey! Oh!
Painter Paint Hare
The Spy Who Bugged Me
- Sam: MOMMY, DADDY, MOMMY! MOMMY, DADDY, MOMMY! MOMMY, DADDY, MOMMY! MOMMY, DADDY, MOMMY! MOMMY! DADDY! MOMMY!
- Bugs: Imagine that! I guess this new version still has some bugs in it! [laughs, rings a bell] Next!
Bugs of Steel
- [Bugs and Bigfoot escape the hazmats, using the satchel as a parachute.]
- Bugs: We did it! [His stomach growled] After all that, I never did get my breakfast!
Grim on Vacation
Carrot Before the House
Trunk with Power
- Wile E.: How many times have I told you.
- Bugs: To keep lids on your garbage cans!
- Both: Because, it stinks!
Raising Your Spirits
Oils Well That Ends Well
Your Bunny or Your Life
Fwee Wange Wabbit
- Bugs: C'mon, Squeaks! Let's get out of here!
- Wile E.: What?! You're gonna leave just like that? Fine! Go!
Pain and Treasure
Survivalist of the Fittest
- Bugs: [sniffs at the camera, twitches his eyebrows, laughs, until he hears Tad Tucker coming.] Uh Oh!
- Bugs: Remember, a family of rabbits!
- Tad: Mommy, Daddy, Mommy, Daddy, Mommy, Daddy, Mommy, Daddy, Mommy, Daddy, Mommy, Daddy, Mommy!
- Bugs: See you later! Oh. Hey! You forgot your...Magic hat. Hmm. Don't mind if I do. [puts the magic hat on] Carrots, Hear me! Mischief I weave. Come to me, this Hallow's Eve. [nothing happened] Well. It was worth a shot.
Bugs Over Par
- Bugs: So, then I says, "Maybe you just need a little hare at the front!"
- [Bugs has received the silver jacket and Leslie goes insane.]
- Bugs: Sheesh! I just came out here to have a little fun! And now, I'm going home with this ugly silver jacket!
- Leslie: [crazy shouts] Carry my bags, Lilylegs! Yes! The best gets out of Leslie P. Lilylegs! [laughs hysterical, two men carried him away]
- Bugs: Don't worry, Leslie! The nice man will fit you with a special jacket of your very own!
Sir Littlechin: Griffin Hunter
- Bugs: C'mon, Squeaks! This oughta kill four and a half minutes!
Bugs in Time
- [Some kind of portal appears on Bugs.]
- Bugs: You see, kids! This is what happens there, if you don't keep your positive attitude.
Home A Clone
Bugs On Ice
- Bugs: Oww! I think I got a foot cramp! Don't you hate it when that happens?
For Whom the Bugs Trolls
To Beach His Own
Five Star Bugs
Yoga to be Kidding Me
Rabbits of the Lost Ark
- Wile E. Coyote: I just can't function without electricity! Nothing is turned on! I need buttons to press, screens to watch, ELECTRONIC STEMULATION! [sobbing]
- Wile E. Coyote: [he is getting hungry] I'm starving! I could eat a.......wait! You're free range and organicly grown, aren't you?
- Bugs Bunny: Now hold on, bub. I don't like where you're going with this!
- [Wile E. starts to feel his inner coyote instinct starting to emerge. He visions Bugs as a hamburger]
- Bugs Bunny: You...[gulp] you okay, Wile E.?
- [Wile E. holds up a sign that says "Yup" and then he howls]
Pork in the Road
Squeaks Upon a Star
Mile Hi Grub
Thirst Things First
Bugs Of Chance
Bugs for Mayor
Slugworthy's Mega Mansion
Wile E.'s Walnuts
Just One of Those Days
Mooch Housin' Syndrome
Sir Littlechin: Unicorn Hunter
Erin Go Bugs
Proud to Be a Coal Miner's Wabbit
- Bugs: Yeah! Well. I may smell, but, your puppety stinks! [hears his stomach growl]
The Grand Barbari-Yon
Giant Rabbit Hunters
Now You See Me, Now You Still See Me
'Tis the Seasoning
Ear! We! Go!
Bugs in the Petting Zoo
- [Elmer Fudd's first appearance.]
- Bugs: Nothing like starting your day than with a little tai chi! Gives me quite awareness of myself and my surroundings!
- Elmer Fudd: Excuse me!
- Bugs: [yelps, notices Elmer Fudd] You really caught me off Guard!
- Elmer Fudd: I'm Elmer Fudd! And I was wondering if you might intewested in joining my animal menagewie!
Quiet the Undertaking
- Bugs: [notices other rabbits] Hot Dog! Other rabbits!
There's a Soccer Born Every Minute
- Bugs: We got rid of that obstacle, but, that was the...Goal!
- [Bugs sings a song about Bubblewrap, to the tune of the Blue Danube]
- Bugs: I rolled out the wrap, Toe pop, toe pop, I rolled out some more, Finger pop, ear pop, I spread it around, Finger pop, butt pop, I'm not slowing down, Leap leap, bounce bounce, It's everywhere now, I pop with mop, I wrap up the pig, And he goes plop, I climb up so high to the sky, Then, I take a swan dive
- Porky: (Screams)
Thes in the City
Angelo the Mighty Flea
Hard Hat Hare
Porky's Duck-Livery Service
- Bugs: Never send a pig to do a rabbit's job!
The Wabbit Who Would Be King
Bugs the Gladiator
A Duck in the Penthouse
Tour De Bugs
Knight and Duck
The Color of Bunny
Sam and the Bullet Train
Love is in the Hare
- Bugs: Looks like we got a fan! [his stomach growls] I can't believe we went through all that, and we still didn't get anything to eat.
Wahder Wahder Everywhere
Porky the Disorderly
Game, Set, Wabbit
- Daffy: Looks like she's got the Duck of the Irish!
Free Range Foghorn
- Foghorn Leghorn: I can’t stand the city. So loud and noisy, and everybody’s walkin’ and talkin’ and jibber-jabberin’ in your ear.
- Daffy Duck: But you’re jibber-jabbering in my ear.
Love it or Survivalist It
- Bugs: Hello! Bugs Bunny here! This week, I'm gonna be showing you how to renovate Tad Tucker's bloated ego!
- Tad Tucker: Just listen to the soothing sounds of those crickets out there!
- [As it turns out, Bugs was using his ears to imitate a cricket.]
Lewis and Pork
Daffy the Stowaway
The Superscooter 3000
- Hazmats #1: Wait a minute! There's a rabbit on that scooter! Get that, scooter!
- [Pepe Le Pew's debut]
- Squeaks: [squeaks indistinctively].
- Pepe Le Pew:
Hoggin' the Road
Easter Bunny Imposter
- Bugs: It's go time! [Suits up] The Hunter is About to become the hunted!
- Bugs: Pizza Delivery for Mrs Cougar!
- Miss Cougar: Mrs?! [laughs] It's just Miss. Oh. Aren't you a cute little [sniffs] Tender Rabbit!
- Bugs: Wait. What?!
- Miss Cougar: Oh my! Your big strong arms must be exhaust and juicy from carrying those boxes. [purrs].
The Wedding Quacksher
The Food Network
A Duck in the Aquarium
Houston, We Have a Duck Problem
10-4 Good Bunny
Gold Medal Wabbit
Cyrano De Bugs
Point Duck Percent
Sir Littlechin and the Kraken
Crouching Porky, Hidden Daffy
- Bugs: I said, I put him back together, but, I didn't say how.
Ponce De Calzone
For the Love of Fraud
Not So Special Delivery
One Carroter in Search of an Artist
- [This short was inspired by Duck Amuck and Rabbit Rampage, with Bugs as the victim, and in the end, the animator tormenting Bugs throughout the cartoon, was Daffy Duck.]
- Daffy: This animation thing is a lot easier than they said it would be! Ain't I a stinker?
The Duck Days of Summer
- Tweety: I tawt I taw a puddy quack!
- Daffy: I made it! I finally become a real lady!
- Tweety: I did! I did taw a puddy quack!
Daffy in the Science Museum
Tad the Bachelor
- Bugs: Hawaii, Huh? Let's make sure it's a date they'll never forget!
- Bugs: Remember, Folks. He ate an entire family of rabbits. Not one, not two, but five. Five makes a family.
- Bugs: Don't worry, Folks. There's still love waiting for Tad. [a shark comes up and chases Tad] Unfortunately, she's a real man-eater. [winks]
Affaire Du Jour
- Bugs: [yells like a maniac] The thrill of victory! And the agony of the cheat!
Good Duck to You, Cirque
Then Things Got Weird
Duck Duck Ghost
- [Daffy and Porky slide out of the Haunted house near Bugs Bunny.]
- Bugs Bunny: Eh. Everything okay, fellas? You look like you seen a ghost.
- Daffy Duck: It's horrifying terrifying!
- Porky Pig: A Ghost was chasing us!
- Daffy Duck: Cobwebs Everywhere! Glowpatches!
- Porky Pig: There was nowhere to turn!
- Daffy Duck: Stay as faraway as you can!
- Porky Pig: From the Haunted House!
- Both: Across the street!
- Bugs Bunny: Across the street? But, that's strange. That house burned down ten years ago.
- [Daffy and Porky look and see that the house had indeed vanished as Bugs Bunny predicted.]
- Both: Huh?! [they run away, screaming]
- Bugs Bunny: [laughs] Those two! What maroons! They're letting All Hallow's Eve get up to their skin! [laughs, suddenly, a ghost came up] Someone should tell them that there's no such thing as ghosts! [laughs] Oh. The houses. Oh boy! [laughs, takes deep breaths, a ghost gave him a piece of candy] Oh. Thank you. [Laughs, realizes something] GHOST! [runs away]
- Wile E. Coyote: [he receives a package at his door] How could Acme deliver something so quick?
- Road Runner: Meep, meep!
- [Wile E. sees the Road Runner by his door working as an Acme delivery bird]
- Road Runner: Meep, meep! [zooms off]
- [Wile E. stutters]
- Wile E. Coyote: I don't know why, but something deep inside tells me I must destroy that bird.
When Marvin Comes Martian In
The Knight Time Is the Right Time
The Pepé Le Pew Affair
- Claudette: Wait a minute! This is too easy! [sprays her perfume, revealing lasers.] A laser-guided alarm system. Luckily, I'm a bronze medal winning Olympic gymnast. [starts getting through the lasers, but, stops for a moment, to position her backside] Wasn't worked out in a long time! [reaches the pedestal where the crown is, uses her laser lipstick to cut the glass.] A lady always come prepared! Now to get that crown! [she reaches the crown, only to find Pepé Le Pew holding the crown] What the?! Let go of the crown, skunk!
- Pepe Le Pew: But, Then, I would have to let go of two beautiful things. The crown and you!
- Claudette: Your charms don't work on me! The only charms I care about are on the crown! [throws Pepé Le Pew to the lasers, thus setting off the alarm]
Vampire Me Love
The Tad Tucker Workout
- Bugs: Oh. I'm gonna push Tad Tucker, Alright. Push him real good!
- Bugs: Remember, Folks. He ate a family of rabbits.
- Bugs: Tad Tucker was right! Working out can be a real grizzly experience!
Bugs Bunny Saves the Universe
- Daffy: Get in! No time to explain!
- [a grabber grabs Bugs and the robot ball into the spaceship.]
- Bigfoot: [deep voice] Hey! Lady! [spits, normal voice] Hello, Lady! Just keeping my breath minty fresh!
Hip-Hop Hare (Parts 1 and 2)
Gettin' Your Goat
- Pepe Le Pew: Agent Double Le Pew, reporting for duty! I have landed on ze moon! [sees Claudette] Hello! What is this?
- [This short was inspired by Hyde and Go Tweet, where as Tweety became a monstrous bird.]
- Wile E.: Eureka! I done it again! My giganto ray, patent pending is complete! Another brilliant invention in the mind of Wile E. Coyote!
Porker in the Court
Tad the Skydiver
Duck of the Flies
Daffy in the Bayou
Bugs the Sherpa
You Can't Train a Pig
Sir Littlechin and the Phoenix
Fowl Me Once
- Foghorn Leghorn: Don't worry. I gotcha! Played a little ball in the Bush-Leaves! Crowd nicknamed me the Miss! Cuz, every time, I went up to the plate, I swung and miss.
Daffy the Gaucho
Love Makes Me Daffy
You're Kiln Me
Better Lake Than Never
Deduce, Part Deuce
- Bugs: He's looking a little fried!
Porky and Thes (Parts 1 and 2)
Men in Quack
Littlechin and the Wood Fairy
- Bugs: [twirls around] Who knew Tasmanian Devils were allergic to mint!
Tweet Team (Parts 1 and 2)
- Sylvester: Who ships butter like that?
Fowl Me Twice
Hare to the Throne (Parts 1 and 2)
Sir Littlechin and the Giant
The Wrong Brothers
Yankee Doodle Bunny
The Meanie and the Genie
In Cold Fudd
North Pole Position
Papa's Got a Brand New Sam
Lifestyles of the Wealthy and Obnoxious
- Bugs: Oh. I'm gonna give Tad Tucker a ride Alright. A ride to Crazy-Town!
The Starship Mentalprise
State Fair and Balanced
- Bugs: What do you think was gonna happen? Sam was going to win.
Quack to the Future
No Thanks Giving
- Elmer Fudd: Bet you thought I was gonna twip and fall, didn't you? But, I didn't! [laughs]
- Bugs: What's up, rock?
- [Pete Puma, Claude and Sylvester, the Cat trio appears.]
- Minnesota Rats: Cats! Run and hide for your lives, fellas!
- Hubie: Wait. Why are we always running?
- Bertie: And hiding?
- Minnesota Rats: Because, we're mice! It's what we do.
- All: [screams and runs away].
Puppy's Got Claws
Driving Miss Daffy
Cal the Viking
Rhoda's Road House
Claire de Loon
Daffy Duck: Motivational Guru
The Towering Hamsterno
- Pepé Le Pew: Uh. Should they be chewing on those wires!
- Hans: [notices the hamsters chewing the wire of the dynamite, speeding up the countdown] You fools! You'll blow us all to smithereens!
- Claudette: Sounds like our cue to leave!
- [They raced out of the room, Claudette ties herself with a hose.]
- Claudette: Quick! Hold on to me!
- Pepé Le Pew: I will and I will never let go!
- Claudette: Ugh!
- [They jump out of the building as the dynamite explodes.]
- Pepé Le Pew: Le Phew!
- [The Hamsters fall down.]
- Hans: I will have my revenge!
Viktor the Science Swede
Dorlock and the Disorient Express
Regatta de Rabbit
When Irish Eyes are Swinin'
- Bugs Bunny: Oh. Look. An Irish Piñata!
Quagmire of Solace
- [The jack in the box rattles and it falls, and it opens up revealing an Elmer BloFudd's head.]
- Elmer BloFudd: [laughs evilly] I see you fell into my wittle twap! There is no alpha machine! It was just a clever wuse to get you into this dangerous swamp so I can destroy you once and for all! '’[laughs evilly as his face turns red, meaning that the Jack in the Box is gonna explode.]
- Claudette: Le Pew! Look out!
- [They got out of the way, as the jack in the box explodes.]
Coyote Under Construction
The Bunny and the Goon
Model T. Fudd
- Bugs: Alright, Squeaks! Victory! [does the victory clasp] Whoo-Hoo!
- Lola: This time, when Rhoda hit the road, the road hit back! Yeesh!
Planet of the Bigfoots (Parts 1 and 2)
Cold Medal Wabbit
No Duck Is an Island
- Daffy: Hello, spring break! One whole week of nothing but, sun, sun and coconuts!
My Kingdom for a Duck
Finders Keepers, Losers Sweepers
- Bugs: Viktor was nice! But, I just wasn't all impressed by, his fall collection!
Sam the Roughrider
Renaissance Fair-Thee Well
CinderPorker (Parts 1 and 2)
You Ain't Nothin' But a Foghorn
The Pepe Who Came in from the Cold
Slugsworthy's Slop House
- Bugs: [comes out with a monkey] And then, the guy says, "You don't understand! Jumps is my dog!" [laughs with a monkey]
- Bugs: This Captain is going down with or without his ship.
To Be the Flea, You Gotta Beat the Flea
The Wild Blue Blunder
- Bugs: Time for me to hit the silk! [gets out a parachute] That's pilot lingo for parachute! [jumps from the plane] Geronimo!
Hiccups and Downs
- Bugs and Porky: He's a great guy! But, living with him would've been the worst! [laughs, hiccups]
- Bugs: [After getting kicked out] [Walks off, comes back] Which is French for, "Of course, you know, this means war!"
- Elmer Fudd: [as he was forced to do King Louis XIV (Blacque Jacque Shellacque)'s feet] Oh. This wittle piggy went to market! This wittle piggy stayed home!
- Blacque Jacque Shellacque: And this little piggy went... [Pretends to cry as he hits his footmen with his foot] All ze way home!
- Bugs: And that little piggy went... [Mimics the crying] All the way home!
Frank Lloyd Wrong
King Bugs and the Island of Lunacy (Parts 1 and 2)
- Bugs Bunny: In the midsts of another glorious adventure, the sun is shining, the wind is in our sails and my crew is throwing up over the side of the ship. [Porky and Daffy were puking over the side of the boat] C'mon, Guys! This is no time to be seasick. You gotta help me on my quest to find the Sword of Rothgar!
- Daffy Duck: Did you say, the Sword of [pukes] Roth...
- Porky Pig: [pukes] ...Gar!
Swamp and Circumstance
Safari, So Goodie
It's Snout or Never
From Dusk Till Dog
Close Encounters of the Duck Kind
Brothers in Harms
Lake, Rattle and Roll
It Paint All It's Cracked Up to Be
Duck in the Mist
The Loonies (Parts 1 and 2)
Dorlock Vice (Parts 1 and 2)
Armageddon Outta Here (Parts 1 and 2)
- Wile E.: Amateurs!
- Bugs: Wile E.!
- Wile E.: Coyote!
Viktor the Psychic
Formula One Bunny
Daffy Goes to Hollywood
A Duck in the Laundromat
The Silly Six (Parts 1 and 2)
- PunkinHead: Hey, Curt! Look. [A sign reads Yokel Pond Up Yonder] There's a pond up yonder!
- Curt: I wanna go skinny-dipping!
- [Curt and Punkinhead goes off for a little swim.]
- Yosemite Sam: Not again! Ooh. I gotta do everything myself!
Out of Towner Alien Encounter
- Marvin: I don't know why. But, I suddenly have the urge to buy everything!
- Bugs Bunny That's right! Hit it, Rhoda!