Rabbit's Feat

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Rabbit's Feat is an animated 1960 Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoon, directed by Chuck Jones and written by Michael Maltese. The short was released on June 4, 1960, and stars Bugs Bunny and Wile E. Coyote.

Wile E Coyote[edit]

  • How do you do? Oh. Allow me to introduce myself!


[Bugs and Wile E. are laying on a rock, with their heads opposite one another]
Wile E. Coyote: Let me see now. It is obvious that this is no ordinary rabbit. Therefore, I must dream up a brilliant master strategy, ingenious, daring. Now, what if I lured him into a rock crusher?
Bugs Bunny: Nah, nah, too complicated.
Wile E. Coyote: Right, too complicated. But what if I built a Burmese tiger trap?
Bugs Bunny: Hmm. Uh-uh, too much detail.
Wile E. Coyote: Yeah, yeah, too much detail. Hmm. I've got it!
Bugs Bunny: You have?
Wile E. Coyote: Yes. Listen, you know what a sucker he is for carrots.
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, yeah.
Wile E. Coyote: So what I do is, I fill some carrots full of dynamite. He eats 'em...
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, then what happens?
Wile E. Coyote: He blows up.
Bugs Bunny: [screaming] YAAAAAAAHHHH!
[he startles Wile E., who flies up and then falls down]
Bugs Bunny: That'd hurt. [kisses Wile E]

Bugs Bunny: [screaming] YAAAAAAAHHHH!
[he startles Wile E., who flies up and then falls down the rabbit hole as an explosion occurred. Wile E. pops out, bruised and battered from the explosion.]
Wile E.: How do you do? I am a vegetarian; my name is Mud! Is there a doctor in the house? [falls down]
Bugs: Well, like the man says: "Don't take life too seriously- you'll never get out of it alive."! [laughs]

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