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Boobs in the Woods

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Boobs in the Woods is a 1950 animated Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoon, released in January 1950 (Re-Issued in 1958 in the opening as a Blue Ribbon Merrie Melodies short), directed by Robert McKimson, and starring Daffy Duck and Porky Pig.

Directed by Robert McKimson. Produced by Edward Selzer. (uncredited) Story by Warren Foster.
♪ Ah, just because I'm happy is no sign I'm looney tooney. ♪
♪ Oh, when they say I'm nutsy, It sure gives me a pain. ♪
♪ Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain. ♪
♪ Oh, you can't bounce a meatball. Though try with all your might. ♪
♪ Ah, turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite. ♪
♪ Good evening, friends. ♪
  • No. I don't want my lake painted. [He wipes it off of Porky's painting, with a cloth] The mountains are okay, I don't own them. [He leaves Porky, just temporarily]
  • I'm the old man of the mountains! [wiping the mountains off of Porky's painting] And I don't want them painted!
  • I like him, he's crazy!
  • Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!
  • Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips.
  • Aha! Not married eh? Well, uh, [jumping into Porky's arms] whaddya say you and me go steady?
  • [wearing a catcher's uniform, catching the rock] Right over the middle! That's a-pitching 'em! [throwing the rock back to Porky] He's stealing second! Cover the bag! Here he comes! Tag 'im! [Porky catches the rock as Daffy slides below him. Daffy pushes Porky until he starts to run] Steal home, DiMaggio! It means the game! Atta boy, DiMaggio! Hit the dirt! Slide, DiMaggio, slide!
  • [as Porky is using Daffy as his car motor] He's got no right to do this to me! [A license permit quickly pops up, it reads "Porky Pig's Permit to use Daffy Duck as motor"] What a revolting development this is.
  • Okay, may I please paint your lake?
  • [angrily] Ooh!
  • [After ripping the disguise off of Daffy] You wait here, I've got something for you.
  • Gosh, they're sure strict around here.
  • There ought to be a law against crazy ducks!
  • G-g-gosh no, I'm not married.
  • [stuttering, as he begins to speak, throwing a rock at Daffy] T-Take that, you w-web-footed maniac!
  • [sliding] Hey! What am I sliding for? I'm not DiMaggio. My name's m-m-m... [He then slides into a mud puddle] ...Mud.
  • [using Daffy as his car motor] When I get to California, I'll have his valves crowned.

Dialogue

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Daffy Duck: [singing, to the tune of "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down"] ♪ Oh, people call me Daffy. They think that I am goony. ♪
♪ Ah, just because I'm happy is no sign I'm looney tooney. ♪
♪ Oh, when they say I'm nutsy, It sure gives me a pain. ♪
♪ Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain. ♪
♪ Oh, you can't bounce a meatball. Though try with all your might. ♪
♪ Ah, turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite. ♪
♪ Good evening, friends. ♪

[Porky is painting a lake]
Daffy Duck: Lake?
Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.
Daffy Duck: That lake?
Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.
Daffy Duck: That's my lake.
Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.
Daffy Duck: You can't go around painting other people's property! At least have the decency to ask me if you can paint it!
Porky Pig: Okay, may I please paint your lake?
Daffy Duck: No. I don't want my lake painted. [He wipes it off of Porky's painting, with a cloth] The mountains are okay, I don't own them. [He leaves Porky, just temporarily]
Porky Pig: [angrily] Ooh!
Daffy Duck: [returning, dressed in an old man's clothes] Hey there, sonny.
Porky Pig: And who are you?
Daffy Duck: I'm the old man of the mountains! [wiping the mountains off of Porky's painting] And I don't want them painted!
Porky Pig: [ripping the disguise off of Daffy] You wait here, I've got something for you.
[Porky then laughs diabolically, after this remark]
Daffy Duck: I like him, he's crazy!

Daffy Duck: Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!
[Daffy walks off screen and returns, wearing an executioner's black hood and brandishing an ax. Porky lays his neck on the tree stump]
Porky Pig: Gosh, they're sure strict around here.

Daffy Duck: Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips.

Porky Pig: There ought to be a law against crazy ducks!

Daffy Duck: Have you a marriage license?
Porky Pig: G-g-gosh no, I'm not married.
Daffy Duck: Aha! Not married eh? Well, uh, [jumping into Porky's arms] whaddya say you and me go steady?

Porky Pig: [stuttering, as he begins to speak, throwing a rock at Daffy] T-Take that, you w-web-footed maniac!
Daffy Duck: [wearing a catcher's uniform, catching the rock] Right over the middle! That's a-pitching 'em! [throwing the rock back to Porky] He's stealing second! Cover the bag! Here he comes! Tag 'im! [Porky catches the rock as Daffy slides below him. Daffy pushes Porky until he starts to run] Steal home, DiMaggio! It means the game! Atta boy, DiMaggio! Hit the dirt! Slide, DiMaggio, slide!
Porky Pig: [sliding] Hey! What am I sliding for? I'm not DiMaggio. My name's m-m-m... [He then slides into a mud puddle] ...Mud.

[Porky is using Daffy as his car motor and closing lines, also]
Daffy Duck: He's got no right to do this to me! [A license permit quickly pops up, it reads "Porky Pig's Permit to use Daffy Duck as motor"] What a revolting development this is.
Porky Pig: When I get to California, I'll have his valves crowned.
[The closing line and remark, before Closing Credits' sign appears]

Voice cast

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  • Mel Blanc as Porky Pig / Daffy Duck / Car Noises.
[edit]
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