Boobs in the Woods

Boobs in the Woods is a 1950 animated Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoon, released in January 1950 (Re-Issued in 1958 in the opening as a Blue Ribbon Merrie Melodies short), directed by Robert McKimson, and starring Daffy Duck and Porky Pig.

Directed by Robert McKimson. Produced by Edward Selzer (uncredited). Story by Warren Foster.

Dialogue

[Porky is painting a lake]

Daffy Duck: Lake?

Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.

Daffy Duck: That lake?

Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.

Daffy Duck: That's my lake.

Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.

Daffy Duck: You can't go around painting other people's property! At least have the decency to ask me if you can paint it!

Porky Pig: Okay, may I please paint your lake?

Daffy Duck: No. I don't want my lake painted. [He wipes it off of Porky's painting, with a cloth] The mountains are okay, I don't own them. [He leaves Porky, just temporarily]

Porky Pig: [angrily] Ooh!

Daffy Duck: [returning, dressed in an old man's clothes] Hey there, sonny.

Porky Pig: And who are you?

Daffy Duck: I'm the old man of the mountains! [wiping the mountains off of Porky's painting] And I don't want them painted!

Porky Pig: [ripping the disguise off of Daffy] You wait here, I've got something for you.

[Porky then laughs diabolically, after this remark]

Daffy Duck: I like him, he's crazy!

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[Porky is using Daffy as his car motor and closing lines, also]

Daffy Duck: He's got no right to do this to me! [A license permit quickly pops up, it reads "Porky Pig's Permit to use Daffy Duck as motor"] What a revolting development this is.

Porky Pig: When I get to California, I'll have his valves crowned.

[The closing line and remark, before Closing Credits' sign appears]

Voice cast

• Mel Blanc as Porky Pig / Daffy Duck / Car Noises.