Tom Turk and Daffy

Tom Turk and Daffy is a 1944 American animated short film in the Looney Tunes series directed by Chuck Jones and starring Daffy Duck, Porky Pig and a turkey named Tom Turk. The voices of Daffy and Porky were done by Mel Blanc, while Tom Turk was voiced by Billy Bletcher.

Directed by Chuck Jones. Produced by Leon Schlesinger.

Dialogue

Daffy Duck: You lose something, fat stuff?

Porky Pig: I'm l-l-looking for a d-d-darned old t-turkey.

Daffy Duck: Sir! Do you mean to insinuate that I'd hide your d-d-darned old t-t-turkey?

Porky Pig: I was ce-ce-certain it came this way.

Daffy Duck: Well, I ain't talkin', see? My lips are sealed.

[Locks and stamps appear on Daffy's beak]

Porky Pig: Well, g-g-gee, uh, g-g-gee...

Daffy Duck: I ain't no stool pigeon, see.

Tom Turk: [inside snowman] What a pal, what a pal, what a pal, what a pal, what a pal. What a pal.

Porky Pig: Oh, d-d-dagnabit. And I had everything r-ready for a nice, big t-t-turkey dinner.

Daffy Duck: Not a word out of me! I ain't no squealer. I'm no... Turkey dinner?

Porky Pig: Uh-huh. And with ch-ch-chestnut dressing too.

Daffy Duck: Mmm-mmm. No. No, I won't talk. They can't make me. I'm no stool pigeon. I'm not... Cranberry sauce?

Porky Pig: Yeah, and w-with mashed potatoes and green peas.

Daffy Duck: Mashed potatoes and green peas? Gulp. No. No, they can't sweat it out of me. I won't be a stool pigeon! I won't! I won't be a st... And... and candied yams?

Porky Pig: Uh-huh. C-Candied yams.

Daffy Duck: [sobbing] The yams did it! The yams did it! The yams did it!

[Daffy stands on a stool marked "stool pigeon", cooing like a pigeon. He rushes the snowman with Tom inside in front of Porky and puts up hundreds of signs pointing to it]

Daffy Duck: I didn't wanna do it. It was those yams. Oh, those nasty yams!

Tom Turk: [inside snowman] Quisling.

Porky Pig: C-c-come out of there. I've got you covered. C-come one out of there, you old turkey you. Come out or I'll b-blast you!

[Tom digs his way out and sneaks up behind Daffy]

Daffy Duck: Those nasty, delicious yams!

Tom Turk: [puts his tail on Daffy before sneaking away] Gobble, gobble, gobble.

Porky Pig: So t-there you are, you old turkey.

Daffy Duck: Turkey? Who's a turkey? Now wait a minute, Myles Standish. I'm a duck. Quack, quack, quack! I can swim. Observe.

Voice cast

• Mel Blanc as Porky Pig / Daffy Duck.
• Billy Bletcher as Tom Turk (uncredited)