First lines in animated TV shows

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  • What are you gonna do when I'm at game design camp? Die of boredom probably?
  • I am so behind on my spring shopping! I do this every year.
    • Who: Tricia
    • Source: 6teen (2004-2010)
  • Ooh...those creatures are right.
    • Who: Hildy Gloom
    • Source: The 7D (2014-2016)
  • Watch it! The door sticks a little!
    • Who: Miranda Hatcher
    • Source: Abby Hatcher (2019-2022)
  • Yeah, you think you're pretty way up there but I can get you!
  • Gumball, don't forget to take that DVD back today or we'll get a fine.
  • Can't you do it? You're the one with the car.
  • Shut up, Steve. I have a term paper due.
  • JAKE!!! Get back to work!
    • Who: Grandpa Lao Shi
    • Note: Heard in the theme song that opens every episode. But, Grandpa Lao Shi is still the first character to speak in the first episode of the show.
  • This is your territory, young dragon. And you alone are responsible for the magical creatures living within it. From the Centaur herds of High Bridge Park to the floor of the secret Leprechaun's Stock Exchange; From the Gargoyle Nest on top of the Empire State Building to the mermaids of the East River.
  • Gentlemen! Vegetables have threatened man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare!
  • He's here!
  • Whoo-hoo!
    • Who: Blaze
    • Source: Blaze and the Monster Machines (2014-present)
  • This is the day my life went from good to better to best to worst. Confused? You'll understand in a minute. Let's start here. I'm Sharon Spitz, and this is my school. These are my comrades. And there I am.
  • So, anybody get a date for the dance and not tell me?
    • Who: Sharon Spitz
    • Source: Braceface (2001-2004)
  • And if you look out your window, you'll see the Amazon Rainforest. Home to more plants and animals than the rest of the world put together.
  • Listen, pep talk. Big day today. It's our grand re-re-reopening. It's Labor Day weekend, and it looks like Wonder Wharf is getting mobbed, so we have...
  • The war had been raging for as long I could remember. I lost my father to the war. I lost my mother to the war. And this was my only friend left in the world. Chaos, blood shed, and battle was the only life we'd ever known.
  • What are you doing, Nick?
    • Who: Sally
    • Source: The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That! (2010-2018)
  • OUCH! Oh boy.
    • Who: Joe Tabootie
    • Source: ChalkZone (2002-2005; 2008)
  • And that is how I got Liza Minnelli's poop on my shoe.
  • I'll read these books to you when we get home, okay, Corduroy?
  • At last, the moment I've been waiting for! It's absolutely perfect!
  • Ah, today's gonna be a good day. Aah! Aahh! Ow! Oof! Oh, great - there goes breakfast. Ow! My foot! Stupid thing! OW! My foot! Stupid thing! See? I learned. Ow! Don't even know why I put that lamp there in the first place. What the heck would you make a swinging lamp for? Makes me want to burn down the 70s. Ow! Oof! Was that an armadillo? I'm gonna laugh when you're roadkill. What the- Not my car! Cactus needles, red dirt, Adobe...NEEEW MEXICOOOOOOOO!!! [show and episode title appear]
    • Who: Dan
    • Source: Dan Vs. (2011-2013)
  • So, Danny...You and your little friends want to hunt ghosts?
  • Girls, I just want you to know your mother and I realize it's not easy moving to a whole new town - especially for you, Daria, right?
    • Who: Jake
    • Source: Daria (1997-2001)
  • Dee Dee! Can you please check if your brother is ready for school?
  • I thought you were gonna wake me at 6:30?
  • I also said women like men who are shaped like potatoes. Can you find a pattern here?
    • Who: Dilbert and Dogbert
    • Source: Dilbert (1999-2000)
  • Hi, I'm Dora. What's your name? What's your name? How old are you? Wow, that's big! Guess what? It's storytime!
  • Bienvididos, amigos!
  • Bienvididos!
  • Clap with us!
  • Come on, Max! Let's check it out!
  • "4,800 and 20, 4,800 and 24–ooh, I like what you've done with that tunnel–4,800 and 31, 4,800 and 35, that's everybody. 4,800 and... 37."
  • Mom, Dad, I found cigarettes in Greg's jacket.
    • Who: Jan Brady
  • Ugh, smoking? How does a boy like that go so wrong?
    • Who: Lois Griffin
    • Source: Family Guy (1999-present)
  • And lastly, there was a misprint on today's cafeteria menu. "Meat Larf" should read..."Meat Lard."
  • The outcome was never in our favor, Gary.
  • Smile for the camera.
    • Who: Yearbook Photographer
    • Source: Fish Hooks (2010-2014)
  • Just east of Northwestville and south of Gubai, a town known as Glurfsburg might catch your eye. Our story starts here; who knows what's in store? It begins with a kite, then...SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! That's a ninja! This is Dr. Seuss, so I wasn't expecting a ni - oh, WHY WOULD YOU CUT THE LINE?!?!
    • Who: Narrator
    • Source: Green Eggs and Ham (2019-2022)
  • So, what do you guys wanna show me?
  • Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates, known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But, he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world.
    • Who: Charlie Morningstar
    • Source: Hazbin Hotel (2024-present)
  • Small, get in here!
  • Welcome to Horseland!
  • Welcome, brave Irken soldiers. Welcome to Conventia, the convention hall planet. Please, proceed to the docking ring and take the complimentary teleporters to the planet's surface!
  • SQUAWK! SQUAWK! Good morning, birds! SQUAWK! [laughs] Good morning, ol' rusty sign! Another perfect day in Seaside By the Seashore, my new home!
  • My name is Leslie McGroarty. I'm a city girl, and the big city is my home. Most of my boys called me boisterous and hog-wild, that's because I fight these dorks, I played video games, I jammed to my rock music and I can skateboarding. I love to have fun, and I'm having a lot more fun, because I'm a tomboy!
  • It was a crisp, clear fall morning in Tarrytown. Jay Jay, Tracy and Herky decided to go on a fun morning flight. But, there was also excitement in the air for young Tracy, because she had a very special day ahead of her.
  • And here's the news, Porkbelly. Police are still trying to catch the mysterious underground bandits!
  • You'll never catch me, Team LilyMu!
  • Ladies and gentlemen, behold the world's greatest daredevil: Kick Buttowski! [pause] Kick! Kick, are you OK?
  • I'll tell you what my truck needs: Leadership. Detroit hasn't felt any real pride since George Bush went to Japan and vomited on their auto executives.
  • In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines. They left the house at half past nine, in two straight lines, rain or shine. The smallest one was Madeline.
    • Who: Narrator
    • Source: Madeline (1993-2001)
    • Note: Catchphrase that opens every episode of the show.
  • Do you have everything you need for your first day? Paper, pencils, spark plugs, lemon drops?
  • Why is everybody running around like crazy?
    • Who: Andy
    • Source: Let's Go Luna (2018-2022)
  • Stupid dog! You made me look bad!
    • Who: Eustace Bagge
    • Note: Heard in the opening credits that opens every episode. But, Eustace is still the first character to speak in the first episode of the show.
    • Source: Courage the Cowardly Dog (1996-2002)
  • Commander Andru, the Glorft have found us. Perimeter defenses are failing. We're being overrun.
    • Who: Earth Coaliton Captain
    • Source: Megas XLR (2004-2005)
  • Hey everybody, it's me Mickey Mouse. Say, do you wanna come inside my Clubhouse? [pause] Well, all right, Let's go! [pause] Oh, I almost forgot. To make the Clubhouse appear, we get to say the magic words: Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse! Say it with me. Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!
    • Note: Catchphrase that opens every episode except for "Mickey's Great Clubhouse Hunt". But, Mickey Mouse is still the first character to speak in the first episode of the series.
  • Welcome to our Clubhouse! Are you ready to play? Swell!
  • Good morning Finger! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 100! Honeybee Troop Bessie Higgenbottom! Reporting for duty! Hi mom! Bye mom!
  • Yo, Seismo! Hey man, what you ups to?
    • Who: Zorch
    • Source: Mixels (2014-2016)
  • I'm Mr. Frog. This is my show. I eat the bug. I ate the bug. This is the end. I love you.
    • Who: Mr. Frog
    • Source: Smiling Friends (2022-present)
  • Hey everyone, it's me Molly!
    • Who: Molly Mabray
    • Note: Heard in the theme song that opens every episode. But, Molly is still the first character to speak in the first episode of the show.
  • Hmm! The poster for our show turned out pretty well, Tooey.
  • Well, Professor Knight, how'd I do?
  • Welcome aboard! Hey, come on, I want you to meet the team!
  • Another perfect day in my hometown. Population: not very many. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and I'm doing a little sketching under my favorite tree.
  • Special Delivery from the Middlemost Post!
  • Okay. So, Cat and I are on a farm.
    • Who: Peg
    • Source: Peg + Cat (2013-2018)
  • The school concert is tomorrow, Max. And I get to play, "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"!
    • Who: Ruby
    • Source: Max & Ruby (2003-2019)
  • Heh-heh-ha-ha-ha! Woo-hoo!!!
    • Who 1: Norma Khan
  • Hey!
    • Who 2: Courtney
    • Note: Heard in the theme song that opens every episode, but Norma and Courtney are still the first characters to speak in the first episode of the series.
    • Source: Dead End: Paranormal Park (2022)
  • Welcome to the City of Frank. 85 trillion cells and still growing, which is getting to be a big problem. Y'see, when a body gets this old and congested, there's a lot more upkeep. And in Frank, everybody's workin' overtime. I should know. The name's Jones. Osmosis Jones. I'm a cop. That's my partner Drix. He's a pill, but he's cool. We got a tip that Scarlet Fever's visiting a chop shop south of the stomach, below the beltway, deep in bowel town. I've been after this bad booty bacteria half my life. He wasn't gettin' away this time.
  • Hey! This is an interactive show. That means you gotta select the correct answers. [gets a pillar dropped on by Rowdy; weakly] Enjoy the show...
    • Who: Peanut
    • Source: Cat Burglar (2022)
  • Alright, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom! I'LL KILL YOU!
  • [howls] Rubble on the double! Whee!
  • Hey!
    • Who: Phineas Flynn
    • Note: Heard in the theme song at the start of every episode, but Phineas is still the first character to speak in the series.
  • So Ferb, what do you wanna do today? What about Perry? What does he wanna do? Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much. I, for one, am starting to get bored. And boredom is something I will not put. The first thing they're gonna ask us when we get back to school is what we did over the summer! I mean, no school for three months; our lives should be a rollercoaster. And I mean a good rollercoaster. Not like the one we rode at the Street Fair. Man, that was lame. Why, if I built a rollercoaster, I would...That's it! I know what we're gonna do today!
    • Who: Phineas Flynn
    • Note: Official first line of the series
    • Source: Phineas and Ferb (2007-2015)
  • Uh, out of my seat, shortstack!
    • Who: Pierce Pocket
    • Source: Polly Pocket (2018-present)
  • Okay, new Earth game. I call it: Solar System!
  • Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three years old! Do you know what that is in human years? Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? Look what it's done to your brain!
  • Morty! You gotta come on. Jus'...you gotta come with me.
  • Heffer, we're mates, right?
  • I had it with you, you're a useless and pathetic thing like a useless and pathetic thing, this IS the last straw you Good for nothing of rubbish... PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH!! That will teach you.
  • Wow, the base is loaded with two outs and Johnny Hitswell is up to bat. We might actually win the game for a change.
  • Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past.
  • All right, Yay!
    • Who: Eric Needles
    • Source: Sidekick (2010-2013)
  • Ooh, careful, Homer.
  • School days, school days, teacher's golden ru...
    • Who: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick
    • Source: South Park (1997-present)
  • Missing your friends?
    • Who: James Prescott
    • Source: Spirit Riding Free (2017-2020)
  • Captain's log, Stardate 57436.2. The Cerritos is docked at Douglas Station for routine maintenance and resupply. We will soon set course for the capital planet of the Galar system, where we're scheduled to make second contact with the Galardonian High Council. First contact is a delicate, high-stakes operation of diplomacy. One must be ready for anything when Humanity is interacting with alien race for the first time. But we don't do that. Our specialty is second contact. Still pretty important. We get all the paperwork signed, make sure we're spelling the name of the planet right, get to know all the good places to eat.
  • It's no use Sparkleface. We'll be trapped in the candy dungeon, FOREVER!
    • Who: Butterbean
    • Note: If not counting the character from a TV show inside a TV show, Raven is the first real character to speak.
  • Don't give up Butterbean. Great! Right in the middle of the best part of Pretty Pretty Pegasus!
  • All right, you guys, settle down. With a little luck, they may never find out we're aboard. We can sleep here every night, mingle with passengers during the day. Benny can slip us some food from the dining room. We'll have a ball. Okay, Spook, what was in that suitcase?
    • Who: Top Cat
    • Source: Top Cat (1961–1962)
  • For as long as anyone can remember, the happiest, the sunniest, singingest creatures in all the world were my people, the Trolls.
    • Who: Queen Poppy
    • Source: Trolls: The Beat Goes On! (2018-2019)
  • UGH!! I hate red lights! Come on, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!!
    • Who: Amethyst Van der Troll
    • Source: Trollz (2005-2007)
  • Oh my gosh, I'm so excited I'm gonna explode!
  • [giggles] Try to catch me!
  • Okay, Vic. I'm glad we see eye to eye on expanding our business. But first, we gotta learn how to make...
  • Happy Valentines Day, Todd!
    • Who: Dana
    • Source: Wayside (2007-2008)
  • Claire McCallister is about to go on a business trip, and leave a babysitter in charge of her son, the mischievous boy genius, Tobey.
    • Who: Narrator
    • Source: WordGirl (2007-2015)


DC Animated Universe

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  • Now, Isis, my sweet. [Isis snatches the necklace] Perfect my love! Let's go home.
  • Northern Region, Sector 17 Alpha, log date 8313 Omega 3, Jor-El speaking, gathering readings for final subterranean probe.
  • I'm depressed, Red. Here in this holiday time and we're hiding out in this dingy rattrap. No presents, no fun, no nothing. Can't we at least, get a Christmas tree.
  • Big news in the financial world today. Once again, Billionaire Bruce Wayne has averted an attempted takeover of his company, by Derek Powers of Powers Technology. Powers vowed that he is not through yet and speculation has seen in stock in both men's companies hit all-time high's. Still no word from the kidnappers of debutante, Bunny Vreeland following a ransom payment five million dollars.
  • Speed it up! We don't have all night.
  • Bennett.
    • Who: Agent Bennett
    • Source: The Zeta Project (2001-2002)
  • Would you look at that. A little slice of heaven.

The Fairly OddParents

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  • Bed, TWERP!
    • Who: Vicky
    • Note: Heard in the theme song that opens every episode. But, Vicky is still the first character to speak in the first episode of the show.
  • Thanks for babysitting tonight, Vicky. Timmy just loves making new friends, don't you Timmy?
    • Who: Mr. Turner
  • Ready, Cosmo?
  • Clifford, Rhonda, [Luis], Smoothie, and Garfield. Welcome to your new home! I know, you're overwhelmed. We're in a new city, having to make new friends, and our big brother Antony left us for college. Well he's my brother, not yours. But we gotta roll with the punches! Toughen up rocks! Were not little kids anymore, we're 10! Double digits! We can handle this, right? I wish Antony were here to help me unpack. And keep me from talking to a bunch of rocks. 'Tis I, the good rock fairy Rocktilda. Since you are so kind and true of heart and cute and spunky, I've decided to grant you one wish. Thanks Rocktilda! I am pretty great aren't I. I'd like to wish for UNLIMITED WISHES!!! That wasn't the deal! Too late you doink, you've been outsmarted now start granting! Muahaha...

Futurama

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  • Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
    • Who: Fry
    • Source: Futurama (1999-2003) (Fox)
  • This has been a test of the Emergency Hypnotoad System. Had this been an actual hypnosis, you would go limp and watch whatever crap comes up next. Coming up next, Futurama!
    • Who: Bender
  • Professor, my Fry-fro is all frizzy.
    • Who: Robot Fry
    • Source: Futurama (2010-2013) (Comedy Central)
  • Professor's lab notes, final entry. Time has been frozen for an unknown length of time. With no time to lose, I began tunneling through time in search of Fry and Leela, only to find them suffering from a case of extreme old. Horrified, I offered to reset the universe to the instant before time stopped. They could be young once more, still grotesquely ugly, but young.
    • Who: Professor Farnsworth
  • D-Did someone switch the universe off and on?
    • Who: Amy Wong
    • Source: Futurama (2023-present) (Hulu)

The Owl House

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  • Foolish child! I could swallow you whole!
    • Who: Gildersnake (Season 1A)
  • And that's the end.
    • Who: Luz Noceda (Season 1A)
    • Source: The Owl House (2020-2023)
  • Partake of my free snack samples! Take it! I demand it as your ruler, the King of Demons! Why isn't anyone paying attention to me? I'm their rightful overlord, intellectually and such.
    • Who: King (Season 1B)
    • Source: The Owl House (2020-2023)
  • Foolish child! Leave this place before you meet your demise!
    • Who: Garlog (Season 2A)
    • Source: The Owl House (2020-2023)
  • ¡Hola, Mamá! I know you don’t want me staying in the Demon Realm, but I’m recording this because I think we can find a middle ground. This is a world of magic and beauty, just look.
    • Who: Luz Noceda (Season 2B)
    • Source: The Owl House (2020-2023)
  • Luz, I'm so happy I had you as a big sister.
    • Who: King (Season 3, "Thanks To Them")
  • Hey, thanks for not telling them I'm...
  • ...a Grimwalker?
  • Don't say it out loud!
    • Who: Luz Noceda and Hunter (Season 3, "Thanks To Them")
    • Source: The Owl House (2020-2023)
  • We gotta stick together!
    • Who: Luz Noceda (Season 3, "For the Future")
  • I'm free! I'm free! Oh, this is the good-est I've felt in forever and ever! It's like the whole world is singing!
    • Who: The Collector (Season 3, "For the Future")
    • Source: The Owl House (2020-2023)
  • Huh?
    • Who: The Hexsquad (Season 3, "Watching and Dreaming")
    • Source: The Owl House (2020-2023)

Bluey

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  • Morning, balloons! I mean...morning, last balloon.
    • Who: Bluey Christine Heeler (Series 1, Part 1)
    • Source: Bluey (2018-present)
  • You ruined our game, Rusty!
    • Who: Bluey Christine Heeler (Series 1, Part 2)
    • Source: Bluey (2018-present)
  • Excuse me? Yes, over here!
    • Who: Chilli Heeler (Series 2, Part 1A)
    • Source: Bluey (2018-present)
  • Mum!
    • Who: Jack Russell (Series 2, Part 1B)
    • Source: Bluey (2018-present)
  • Make sure you eat your pumpkin seeds, Bluey.
    • Who: Chilli Heeler (Series 2, Part 2)
    • Source: Bluey (2018-present)
  • Okay! Let's make some Father's Day cards for Dad.
    • Who: Chilli Heeler (Series 3, Part 1)
    • Source: Bluey (2018-present)
  • Dad, we're back!
    • Who: Bingo Heeler (Series 3, Part 2)
    • Source: Bluey (2018-present)
  • One, two, three, four, five, six! Well done, Kim Jim, you won again.
    • Who: Bluey Christine Heeler (Series 3, Part 3A)
    • Source: Bluey (2018-present)
  • Let's play "Wild Girls", Indy!
    • Who: Coco (Series 3, Part 3B)
    • Source: Bluey (2018-present)

Big Hero 6

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  • Okay, Hiro, I'm going to let you go now. You ready?
    • Who: Tadashi Hamada (Baymax Returns)
    • Note: If not counting the video, Hiro is the first character to speak in the series.
  • Well, Tadashi, this is it, first day of nerd school. All because of you.
    • Who: Hiro Hamada (Baymax Returns)
  • Hello, I am Baymax!
    • Who: Baymax (intro)
    • Note: Heard in the theme song that opens almost every episode of the series.
  • Mr. Hamada? Mr. Hamada?! Follow please!
    • Who: Professor Granville (Season 1)
  • San Fransokyo, greatest city in the world, once threatened by nefarious forces, now a beacon of peace, thanks to the fearless fortitude of Big Hero 6!
    • Who: Fred Fredrickson (Season 2A)
  • Uh, what was that?
    • Who: Fred Fredrickson (Season 2B)
  • Summer in San Fransokyo. The days are long and the living is-. Easy!
    • Who: Fred Fredrickson (Season 3)

Kiff

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  • Heh, heh, heh!
    • Who: Kiff Chatterley
    • Note: Heard at the end of the theme song that opens every episode, but Kiff is still the first character to speak on the show.
  • First person to climb Mount Table?
    • Who: Mrs. Deer Teacher
    • Source: Kiff (2023-present)

Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur

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  • The Lower East Side without Bubbe Bina's Knish Niche?! Nuh-uh!
    • Who: Lunella Lafayette/Moon Girl (Season 1)
    • Source: Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur (2023-present)
  • Moon Girl?! Almost didn’t recognize you for the...!
    • Who: The Beyonder (Season 2A)
    • Source: Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur (2023-present)
    • Note: This is still technically the first line of the season, but technically the first line is from a recap of the last episode of the season by Lunella Lafayette/Moon Girl which is "It'll only work if we're on opposite sides of the portal".

Elliott from Earth

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  • I gotta take these upstairs. You okay watching the store for a bit?

The Cuphead Show!

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  • Cuphead? Mugman?
  • Yes, Elder Kettle?
    • Who: Elder Kettle, Cuphead, and Mugman (Part 1)
    • Source: The Cuphead Show! (2022-present)
  • We were tricked into breaking into that cookie factory! This is what we get for listening to Ms. Chalice!
    • Who: Mugman (Part 2)
    • Source: The Cuphead Show! (2022-present)
  • ...Mugman?
    • Who: Cuphead (Part 3)
    • Source: The Cuphead Show! (2022-present)

Hilda

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  • See that, Twig? It's a troll rock! Trolls don't usually come far down the mountain. I've got to draw this!
    • Who: Hilda (Season 1)
    • Source: Hilda (2018-2023)
  • We're coming for you!
    • Who: Hilda (Season 2)
    • Source: Hilda (2018-2023)
  • Ah!
    • Who: Hilda
    • Source: Hilda and The Mountain King (2021)

The Proud Family

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  • GEYEOUCH!!!
    • Who: Oscar Proud
    • Note: Heard at the end of the theme song that opens every episode.
  • Alright ladies...and Michael.
  • Wha..? I'm...so...HIP!!! WOO!!!
    • Who: Penny Proud
    • Source: The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder (2022-present)

Elinor Wonders Why

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  • What should we play today at recess?
  • Olive, look how much our baby plants has grown!

Fist of the North Star

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  • In the year 199X, the world was devastated by a nuclear war. The very Earth had been destroyed beyond repair, but mankind survived.

DuckTales

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  • Scrooge McDuck, he had a vault, E-I-E-I-O. And in this vault, he had some dough, E-I-E-I-O. Ah, there's only one thing better than owning a vault full of cold-hard cash, and that's swimming in it! I love to dive around in it like a porpoise, and burrow through it like a gopher and toss it up and let it hit me on the head. Curse me kilts, I'm late!
    • Who: Scrooge McDuck
    • Source: DuckTales (1987-1990)
  • HEY!!
    • Who: Sailor (Season 1A)
  • Aw, come on, a little lightning never killed anyone.
    • Who: Launchpad McQuack (Season 1B)
  • Dew-dew-dew-dewey dewing it again. We're dewing it again, yeah.
    • Who: Dewey Duck (Season 2A)
  • Dumb earth gravity. Won't...keep...me...from...the kids. Okay, first impression is the only impression. You gotta nail this. Greetings, children! Hellooooo! Oh, hey, didn't see you there. Simple, sincere. It's just the most important moment of your life.
    • Who: Della Duck (Season 2B)
  • Legacy, passing the torch to a new generation. The knowledge of the old mixes with the discoveries of the new into that flavorful gumbo called tomorrow. You are that gumbo!
    • Who: Launchpad McQuack (Season 3A)
  • F.O.W.L., the Fiendish Organization for World Larceny, is back. Long thought to have been eliminated by agents of S.H.U.S.H., they've risen again, led by a devious traitor.
    • Who: Bentina Beakley (Season 3B)
    • Source: DuckTales (2017-2021)

My Little Pony

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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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  • Once upon a time, in a magical land of Equestria...There were two regal sisters who ruled together and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn. The younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects: All the different types of ponies. But as time went on, the younger sister became resentful. The ponies relished and played in the day her elder sister brought forth, but shunned and slept through her beautiful night. One fateful day, the younger unicorn refused to lower the moon to make way for the dawn. The elder sister tried to reason with her, but the bitterness in the young one's heart had transformed her into a wicked mare of darkness: Nightmare Moon. She vowed that she would shroud the land in eternal night. Reluctantly, the elder sister harnessed the most powerful magic known to ponydom: The Elements of Harmony! Using the magic of the Elements of Harmony, she defeated her younger sister and banished her permanently in the moon. The elder sister took on responsibility for...
  • ...both sun and moon...
  • ...and harmony has been maintained in Equestria for generations since. Hmm...Elements of Harmony. I know I've heard of those before...but where?

Misc.

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  • I've always loved you but...YOU'VE RUINED ME!!!
    • Who: Rarity
    • Source: My Little Pony: Pony Life (2020-2021)

Work It Out Wombats!

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  • Solve the little jobs one by one and you'll get the big one done! Better check the old to-do list! Done and done. Just one more to-do left to do. But first, better make sure my little Wombats are up!
    • Who: Grandma Super
    • Source: Work It Out Wombats (2023-present)

Gravity Falls

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  • Ah, summer break. A time of leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy. Unless you're me. My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror. Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.
    • Who: Dipper Pines (Season 1A)
  • Ladies and gentlemen, we now return to Cash Wheel! Sponsored by Chip-ackers: The chip-flavored crackers.
    • Who: TV Announcer (Season 1B)
  • Thirty long years and it's all lead up to this, my greatest achievement!
    • Who: Stanley Pines (Season 2A)
  • Wait up!
  • Yeah, you should keep up!
    • Who: Young Stanley and Stanford Pines (Season 2B)
    • Source: Gravity Falls (2012-2016)
  • Oh, Gravity Falls, it is good to be back!
    • Bill Cipher

The Garfield Show

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  • Be careful Jennifer, the unspeakable horrors nearby, it could be anywhere, anywhere at all… You never know what an unspeakable horror will just walk in the door…
    • Who: Man on TV

Animaniacs

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  • Newsreel of the Stars. Dateline: Hollywood, 1930, the Warner Bros. Studio, home of the biggest stars in Tinsel Town. Here at the studio's new animation department, the artists toil endlessly to come up with cartoon stars, ultimately creating three new characters - the Warner Brothers and their sister, Dot.
    • Who: Narrator
  • Helloooo Nurse!
    • Who: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
    • Source: Animaniacs (1993-1998)
  • Alan, this species of cartoon has been extinct since 1998. I mean, these haven't been seen on TV since the golden era of animation! What?
    • Who: Dr. Ellie Sattler (Season 1)
    • Source: Animaniacs (2020-2023)
  • T-togas!
    • Who: Yakko Warner (Season 2)
    • Source: Animaniacs (2020-2023)
  • Hey, sibs! Remember when we had our DNA tested?
    • Who: Yakko Warner (Season 3)
    • Source: Animaniacs (2020-2023)

Star vs. the Forces of Evil

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  • [narration] Far, far away, on a magical land called Mewni lived a princess, Star Butterfly. [spoken] RAIL SLIDE!!!! [narration] Some people have called me reckless and irresponsible just because, I fight monsters and tame wild unicorns. I like to have a lot of fun and I'm about have a whole lot more because today is my 14th birthday, and according to tradition, my mom the queen has to bestow upon me our greatest family heirloom: the royal magic wand!
    • Who: Star Butterfly (Season 1)
  • Guess who? It's me, Star! I have some exciting news for you. Well first, Marco got kidnapped, and I had to blow up a bunch of stuff including my wand, and I was super bummed, because I thought was never gonna get to do magic again, but then I got my new wan.. My new wand! Oh yeah, and Marco's okay. Say hi, Marco!
    • Who: Star Butterfly (Season 2A)
  • You know what, Jackie, can I call you back? Look Star, this is a stressful situation I get that, but would it kill you to slow down for a second? You're kind of going overboard. I mean, do you really have to pack this vintage laptop and this purple-y bubbly tea thingy? Why don't you try some breathing exercises?
    • Who: Marco Diaz (Season 2B)
  • Did you hear that?
    • Who: Angie Diaz (Season 3A)
  • Mama, I need to talk to you! I can't believe it!
    • Who: Star Butterfly (Season 3B)
  • Oh! Not bad, me!
    • Who: Star Butterfly (Season 4A)

Big City Greens

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  • HAHAHAHAHHHHHH!!! Oh, hi there! We're your new neighbors. My name's Cricket. Cricket Green. Hey, where ya goin'? Oh, okay, you're busy that's fine. Well stop by anytime!
    • Who: Cricket Green (Season 1A)
    • Source: Big City Greens (2018-present)
    • Note: Quote was from "Space Chicken", which is technically the second episode chronologically but the first produced as a pilot. The "official" first line was, "Movin' to Gramma's house, oh, we're movin' to Gramma's house, oh, we're movin' to Gramma's houuuuuuuse!"
  • And a one, and a two, and a JUMP!
  • "No trespassing", huh? Well Nancy Green ain't trespassin', she's liberatin'.
    • Who: Nancy Green (Season 1C)
    • Source: Big City Greens (2018-present)
    • Note: Quote from "Uncaged", which is the actual mid-season premiere. But, if you count "Harvest Dinner" as the mid-season premiere then the first line would be "I'm not one to boast, but gosh darn it, you done good, Bill Green." by Bill Green.
  • Look alive, Cricket. The boss Ms. Cho will be here any minute.
  • Upsy daisy, Gramma! C'mon, family! Follow the sound of my voice!
  • Oh, this is awful!
  • You wouldn't believe it!
  • It's terrible!
  • What are we gonna do?!
    • Who: The Green Family (Season 2C)
    • Source: Big City Greens (2018-present)
    • Note: Quote from "Chipocalypse Now" which is the actual mid-season premiere. But if you count "Rent Control" as the mid-season premiere, then the first line would be "Oh, Gloria, how did it come to this? First, Big Coffee gets shut down and I lose my job. But then I get a job at Wholesome Foods! Cool, right? Wrong! I have to go and sacrifice it to help the Greens save their house, which I am now living in, because I can't pay for my apartment, BECAUSE I HAVE NO JOB!!!!!!!!!" by Gloria Sato.
  • How we doin' on untangling those lights, ladies?
    • Who: Bill Green (Season 3A part 1)
    • Source: Big City Greens (2018-present)
    • Note: Although it's not really the first line in Season 3. The season premiere was supposed to be "Boss Life". That means the first line in Season 3 was supposed to be "Comin' right up!" by Cricket Green.
  • Order of quiet... [muffled] ...and I said, no, no.
    • Who: Cricket Green (Season 3A part 2)
    • Source: Big City Greens (2018-present)
  • Hey everyone, did you hear the news?!
    • Who: Benny (Season 3B part 1)
    • Source: Big City Greens (2018-present)
    • Note: Quote from "The Move" which is the actual mid-season premiere. But, if you count "Country Side" as the mid-season premiere, then the first line would be "Remember when I let all the animals into the cafe?!" by Cricket Green.
  • My dearest Andromeda: Hi! This is your old pal, Tilly, reportin' in from the country. It's my first week here, and the weather is lovely. You can even see the whole galaxy at night! Trust me when I say it is beautiful! I miss you soooooooooOOOOOOOO much! And that is with seventeen O's, which you know I do NOT use lightly. I've been feelin' a bit lonely without ya, and unsure what to do about it. So this mornin', I decided to head to the woods to get some friendly advice. Ya see, here in the country, the woods are full of wise creatures. But for this problem, I needed advice from the wisest creature of them all.
    • Who: Tilly Green (Season 3B part 2)
  • It was the citiest of times, it was the country-est of times. Ever since Mama moved to the country, life has never been better for the Green family. Mama spends her days farming crops in Smalton, and Papa sells those crops at our stand in the city.
  • Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!
    • Who: Cricket Green, Tilly Green, Remy Remington, and Andromeda (Season 4A part 2)
    • Source: Big City Greens (2018-present)

Amphibia

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  • Good night, you frogs! See you in the 'morrow! Oi!
    • Who: Walliam Ribbiton aka One-Eyed Wally (Season 1A)
    • Source: Amphibia (2019-2022)
  • Iced flies! Get your iced flies here!
    • Who: Unknown Frog (Season 1B)
    • Source: Amphibia (2019-2022)
  • Help, it's been three months. Still up here.
    • Who: Unknown Frog (Season 2A)
    • Source: Amphibia (2019-2022)
    • Note: Although "Handy Anne" is the season premiere, it could also be the second episode of the season if the first one was "The Shut In", even though it's a non-canon. If the Halloween episode was the season premiere, then the first line of the season would be "Happy Shut In!" by an unknown frog.
  • All right, Polly, check this out! According to this map, if we drive straight through the night, we'll be home by morning!
    • Who: Sprig Plantar (Season 2B)
    • Source: Amphibia (2019-2022)
  • What the...?!
  • Aah! What is that thing?!
  • What is that thing?!
    • Who: The Plantar Family (Season 3A)
    • Source: Amphibia (2019-2022)
  • Okay, this is getting hard to ignore, X. What do you know about these amphibious extraterrestrials?
    • Who: FBI Chief (Season 3B)
    • Source: Amphibia (2019-2022)
    • Note: Although, this is not really the first line of Season 3B. The mid-season premiere was supposed to be "Commander Anne". That means the first line of Season 3B was supposed to be "What happened to this place?!".


SpongeBob SquarePants

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  • Ah, the sea...so fascinating. So wonderful. Here we see Bikini Bottom teeming with life. Home of one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly.
    • Who: French Narrator (season 1) (broadcast and production)
    • Note: Although, if not counting the French Narrator, SpongeBob is the first character to speak.
  • Today's the big day, Gary! [Gary: Meow] Look at me, I'm NAKED!!!!! [puts on his pants] I gotta be in top physical condition for today, Gary. [Gary: Meow.]
    • Who: SpongeBob SquarePants (season 1A)
  • Ah, it is Sunday morning in Bikini Bottom, and it is about time for Squidward to practice his clarinet, So get your earplugs.
    • Who: Narrator (season 1B)
  • [Gary: Meow.] [shocked] Gary! [quickly changes to the football game on the TV] I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary. [nervous laugh; hears a knock on the door] Come in!
    • Who: SpongeBob SquarePants (season 2A) (production)
  • Wow, it's Sunday! Guess what's for breakfast! [Gary: Meow?] That's right! A sundae!
    • Who: SpongeBob SquarePants (season 2A) (broadcast)
  • There we go.
    • Who: Sandy Cheeks (season 2B) (production and broadcast)
  • [in a bored tone] Here you go, sir. A King-Size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works, double batter fried on a stick.
    • Who: Squidward Tentacles (season 3A) (production)
  • Excuse me, miss?
    • Who: SpongeBob SquarePants (season 3A) (broadcast)
  • [bumps on the support beam] Pardon me, young lady. [looks back with his glasses up] What a fox.
    • Who: Old Man Jenkins (season 3B) (production and broadcast)
  • Time for boating school! Let her rip, Gary!
    • Who: SpongeBob SquarePants (season 3C) (production and broadcast)
  • Finished at last! What do you boys think of me new masterpiece?
    • Who: Mr. Krabs (season 4)
  • We take you now to Encino, California, where we find the President of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club...flipping burgers?!
    • Who: French Narrator (season 5) (production)
  • Oooooooooooooooooooooooo-oioooooooh-woh-wooooh, how much chum could a sea slug chug if a sea slug could chug... [gasps, grabs the phone] Mr. Krabs, you gotta get out of here! It's a code blue situation!
    • Who: SpongeBob SquarePants (season 6) (production)
  • Hello, and welcome one and all, to a super special episode of House Fancy. I'm your host, Nicholas Withers. Our first, very special guest on today's show will be none other than...
    • Who: Nicholas Withers (season 6) (broadcast)
  • All of the most intelligent programming starts before 5 AM.
    • Who: Squidward Tentacles (season 7) (production)
  • The coast looks clear.
    • Who: Squidward Tentacles (season 7) (broadcast)
  • Hmmm. Sounds like a mutiny. What the...? What in Neptune's knickers is this?!
    • Who: Mr. Krabs (season 8) (production)
  • Patrick! Tee time, Patrick! Patrick! [cuts to Squidward] Tee time, Patrick! [cuts to Patrick's house] Patrick! Wake up!
    • Who: SpongeBob SquarePants (season 8) (broadcast)
  • A little more sand. Pat, Pat, Pat. Pat, Pat, Patrick! Check it out. An exact replica of the Krusty Krab. One sandy patty. Extra grit.
    • Who: SpongeBob SquarePants (season 9A) (production and broadcast)
  • Well Squiddy, 20 minutes of a bath is probably enough. Ah, another day, another day.
    • Who: Squidward Tentacles (season 9B) (production)
    • Note: Although it's still technically the mid-season premiere of season 9, its sister episode aired before that.
  • And how is everything for you today, sir?
    • Who: Mr. Krabs (season 9B) (broadcast)
  • Your turn.
    • Who: SpongeBob SquarePants (season 10) (production and broadcast)
  • Ooh, this grass feels great between my toes. Hey, Patrick, are you enjoying our early morning nature hike?
    • Who: SpongeBob SquarePants (season 11) (production)
  • Spot? Spot? Spot? Where are you, Spot? Oh, there you are, boy! Come to me. Jump in my arms and give me your precious kisses. Good amoeba. You get a num-num.
    • Who: Sheldon J. Plankton (season 11) (broadcast)
  • SpongeBob!
    • Who: Mr. Krabs (season 12) (production and broadcast)
  • Order for-
    • Who: Squidward Tentacles (season 13A) (production and broadcast)
  • These pancakes are delicious, Sandy, but what do you call this sweet stuff?
    • Who: SpongeBob SquarePants (production)
  • Ah, Avocondo Acres, Bikini Bottom's premier retirement community. This is where we find Harold and Margaret, the parents of the ocean's most exceptional multicellular organism, SpongeBob SquarePants.
  • Alright Karen, I'm off to go Shopping.
    • Who: Sheldon J. Plankton (season 14) (production and broadcast)
  • First catch!
    • Who: "First Catch" sign
    • Note: SpongeBob is still technically the first character to speak.
  • Huh? [sighs] That dream again. That jelly-riffic dream. Well, today's the day I'm gonna make my dream come true.
  • The best way out of bed, is an urchin on your head.
  • Perch Perkins here live at the premiere of The Patrick Show season 2, let's take a look!

Steven Universe

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  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! This can't be happening! This has to be a dream! Lars! Lars! Please tell me I'm dreaming!

The Ghost and Molly McGee

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  • I can't wait for the Global Games. They enhappify the whole world all at once!
  • Brighton...A place where dreams are born and turnips are grown. We may be a small town...but we've got an enlarged heart. And I'm proud to call this my forever home. My dream is to enhappify Brighton. And then to get the word enhappify in the dictionary. So choose me, Molly McGee, as Brighton's Mayor for a Day!
  • Check my chops on this fill! It's called freestyle music, and I'm exploding it!

The Loud House

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  • Do you believe in ghosts? Join me, Hunter Spector, spectre hunter, leader of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters, or ARGGH! As I descend into the scariest place in any home, the basement! Sunday night at 8 PM! Don't miss it, or you'll be left in the dark! ARGGH!
  • It's the day before Christmas and there's no better time to be in the Loud House.
  • 1797, 1798, 1799...1800!
  • Gah! Lalo, what the heck, dude?
    • Who: Ronnie Anne Santiago (Season 4)
    • Source: The Loud House (2016-present)
  • Wear lucky underwear. Check. Wear new jeans. Check. Put on best polo. Check. Things are pretty crazy around the Loud House this morning.
  • There's no escape, Agent Steele! Going somewhere?

The Casagrandes

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  • I've got you now Bird-brain. There's nowhere for you to hide.
  • Gatos! Gatos! Gatos! Gatos!
    • Who: Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sergio, and Carlos Casagrande Jr. (Season 3)
    • Source: The Casagrandes (2019-2022)

Thomas and Friends

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  • Thomas is a tank engine who lives at the big station on the Island of Sodor. He's a cheeky little engine with six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler, and a short stumpy dome.
    • Who: Narrator
    • Note: If not counting the narrator, Thomas is the first character to speak.
  • Wake up, Lazybones! Why can't you work hard like me?

Total Drama

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  • Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris McLean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! [moves to Dock of Shame] Here's the deal, twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame. Take a ride on the loser boat, ha ha, and leave Total Drama Island, for good. [moves to campfire pit] Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all, but one camper will receive...a marshmallow. [takes a bite of one marshmallow] In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it: they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle... Black flies, [flies buzzing] Grizzly bears, [grizzly bear roars] Disgusting camp food... and each other. Every moment, we'll be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here, right now on Total Drama Island!
  • This is Toronto, the capital of North America, birthplace of funk where the Albino panther roams free. Beneath my size-13 brogues, 18 teams are arriving at this historic train station ready to embark on a race around the world. I'm your host, Don. And this is The Ridonculous Race!
  • Guys! Guys! Guys? Guess what?!
  • Wake up, sleepy head! The sun's been up for ages!
    • Who: Vanessa (Season 1, Cinélume version)
  • Bloom, say hello to your mother for me.
    • Who: Mister Genaro (Season 1, 4Kids version)
  • No time. I'll be found out any second now.
    • Who: Aisha/Layla (Season 2, Cinélume version)
  • Summer was over and it was my first day back at Alfea. I was officially a sophomore!
    • Who: Bloom (Season 2, 4Kids version)
  • I'll take this one to Mom's, that one to Dad's, no, wait! I need the blue top for Mom's picnic. But then I should have the red dress for Dad's royal parade.
    • Who: Stella (Season 3, Cinélume version)
  • I'll bring this dress to Mom's for her garden tea and, let's see...hmmm, these to Dad's for the royal parade. Boy, packing for vacation when your parents are separated is way complicated. Do you think the garden tea dress should go to Dad's for open palace day?
    • Who: Stella (Season 3, 4Kids version)
  • I'll take this blouse to Mom's and that dress to Dad's. No, wait! I need the blue top for Mom's picnic. Oh, but then I'll need the red dress for Dad's royal parade.
    • Who: Stella (Season 3, Atlas Oceanic version)
  • Ah, a new year has started at Alfea.
    • Who: Bloom (Season 4, Cinélume version)
  • I can't believe we're back at Alfea!
    • Who: Bloom (Season 4, Nickelodeon version)
  • Whoo-hoo! Hello, Gardenia!
    • Who: Bloom (Season 5)
  • Come on, you two!
    • Who: Icy (Season 6)
  • Last stop, Alfea! Here we are!
    • Who: Stella (Season 7)
  • Look at that!
    • Who: Kelli (Season 8)
    • Source: Winx Club (2003-present)
  • My dear Pixieville Pixies, welcome to the celebration! Once again the protection spell will defend us from all outside dangers throughout the year! At this time we'd like to celebrate The Tree of Life! Let's all give thanks to it! An energy flows inside the tree and a sparkle of that power shines in each of its MagicPops! This year more pixies will earn their MagicPop by discovering their talent and using it for good. Caramel, Martino and Amore were the last Pixies to earn a MagicPop!
    • Who: Ninfea
    • Source: PopPixie (2011)
  • No sign of suspect in sector one.
    • Who: Bloom
    • Source: World of Winx (2016-2017)

See also

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